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How fast have you gone?
« on: September 27, 2023, 06:54:27 PM »
Growing up, I had to skate my driveway until a park opened nearby. So I became a bowl troll. After getting my license, I was able to get out and hit the streets. I always thought skating faster was the way to go. Skip the wax, give it another push ya know? Moved to Oregon for college and was skating gnarly parks, and got into vert. Ripping around  bowls and skating acutal vert ramps, you go fast. Faster than general street skating in my experience. However bombing hills was always the pinical. Never gone fast than straight lining it down a gnarly hill.

The fastest I can verify was 34mph down a hill near where I grew up. It was sketch. Slammed hard on that hill on a prior attempt. Powerslid the shit out of my wheels, and pretty much ripped the ass off the back of my pants on another try. Third try was the charm.

Anyways. Let's talk about going fast. I'm also up for the inevitable Gerwer, Gx, Sean Young in the rain, or Freddy, at Bam's clips that should probably get posted.
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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2023, 07:00:40 PM »
Probably under a minute was the fastest.
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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2023, 07:33:26 PM »
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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2023, 07:38:11 PM »
I've gone fast enough and too fucking fast.

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2023, 07:58:16 PM »
Ive gotten speed wobbles once

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2023, 08:27:59 PM »
the fastest I've ever gone on a board was snowboarding - and the first time I felt that feeling I was going down a hill and I sat my happy ass down. this was 13+ years into skating.

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2023, 08:35:05 PM »
I try and race those neighbourhood speed check signs but I never believe the speed they put up

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2023, 09:10:16 PM »
Fast is when your legs can't handle the speed when you step off the board. The point of no return.

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2023, 09:11:22 PM »
i like to go fast. im not good at going fast but i luv it


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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2023, 09:25:26 PM »
Had a friend drive next to me once, he said I was doing a steady 27mph which sucked cause I thought I was doing at least 35mph. That was 20 years ago I don't think I've gone faster than that, maybe quick like carving a bowl corner

Now I just cruise, carve and slide(rarely) . I have no need for speed.


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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2023, 09:29:49 PM »
Anyone every strava'd a skate session? Might have to report back on that one...

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2023, 09:35:07 PM »
i once worked at a skateshop and i was blizted out of my mind when this young downhill longboarder and his dad walked in and started looking at bearings. he starts looking at the swiss ceramics and asks me about them...

I ask, "how fast do you wanna go?"

he looked at me and said "...fast (you fucking dumbass.)"

I will never forget that kid.

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2023, 10:14:31 PM »

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2023, 10:23:41 PM »
I strava’d a hill bomb and hit 55.8kmh. It was scary as shit and definitely hit the point of no return (bail and die or hold on for dear life).

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2023, 10:28:56 PM »
Never felt faster than seeing an unknown speed bump at the bottom of a crusty hill in the dark. Made it tho.

"Speed wobbles are the hardest trick to land"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIeY--7XVaQ&t=331s
« Last Edit: September 27, 2023, 10:37:11 PM by frontsideNECKTIE »
Do you see another one of these over there?

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2023, 11:17:26 PM »
I went 155 in my 1st car dash said 200 but it wouldn’t let me top out. Slk 55 amg I think it was a 06 maybe 07.

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2023, 11:25:54 PM »
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common in german automobiles of that era
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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2023, 12:16:07 AM »
at least 6 maybe 12


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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2023, 06:45:08 AM »
whatever highest number shows up in here, i went 1 mph faster than that

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2023, 07:09:23 AM »
Faster'n fuck, bud.

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2023, 07:11:59 AM »
I've hit 45mph on my bicycle before. Definitely never went that fast on a skateboard.
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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2023, 07:18:16 AM »
no

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2023, 07:19:51 AM »
Furiously 2 Fast

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2023, 07:21:40 AM »
Fast enough to realize I shouldn't have bombed that hill with a champagne bottle in my hand. 15 year old me had some wild ideas.

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2023, 08:15:43 AM »
Once I went so fast I heard the death strings.
 Everytime I'm about to die I hear an orchestra and see myself in a box with my loved ones crying

I could have gone faster probably


The only time I remember measuring it was in the 80s in NH. My homie Jarod Doros' step dad wanted to see how fast we could go.

It was fucking fast but I remember being disappointed at the actual. I thought I was doing like 60mph on my bullet 66s
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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #25 on: September 28, 2023, 08:20:02 AM »
140 In a car tho.
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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #26 on: September 28, 2023, 08:40:09 AM »
im fast as fuck boyee

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #27 on: September 28, 2023, 08:48:45 AM »
Usually I’m coming in hot and high.
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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2023, 09:08:26 AM »
34 is crazy fast. I remember in high school there was a sign with digital speed gauge to tell drivers to slow down and we were trying to hit 25mph. I don’t think I did and that’s probably my fastest.

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Re: How fast have you gone?
« Reply #29 on: September 28, 2023, 10:12:13 AM »
I've never gone faster than I can run out, that's dangerous.