French-Canadian Slap Pals

[Peter]

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alot of people hate on the french canadian accent, i like it, sounds funny. still aint no newfie accent though

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come on now, not all of us are that regular, eh b'y.

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do you live near dildo?  black tickle?  come-by-chance?

hahahah I live about an hour away from Dildo. theres some weird named towns in this province.. Joe Batt's Arm, Wreckhouse, Heart's Desire, Spoon Cove, Dead Mans Bay, Blow-Me-Down, Ha Ha Bay, Cow Head, and Nameless Harbour, just to name a few

[Meatwad]

really? my french teacher calls it ballon-panier. but shes regular
and yeah, I always thought planche à roulettes sounded so pathetic

That's Manitoba french though so i don't know about other places.

[brooklyn brawler]

Montreal French is so butchered, and I love it. Every syllable that comes out of a girl's mouth there is just so poutine je m'apelle Francais cochon lalalalalalalala

[lophatrophazoa]

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alot of people hate on the french canadian accent, i like it, sounds funny. still aint no newfie accent though

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come on now, not all of us are that regular, eh b'y.

iz tha beyez who catches da fish ... you guys got internet doy yoy down on the lock

[j....soy.....]

sometimes they say shit like...instead of saying....'Your friend is THE fucking MAN!'  They say...'Your friend is FUCKING a MAN!'

[sebastian toombs]

i liked that story in concrete powder about how some anglos were visiting a montreal restaurant with a bunch of quebecois skaters, and they wanted to leave but one guy kept saying they couldnt leave the place because he was still 'angry...   they couldnt figure out why he was angry, and when they asked him he didnt seem to want to tell them why...   then they figured otu he was still 'hungry'.

[brooklyn brawler]

As shitty as service may be, it's so hard to leave one of those diners when you are so angry.

[Big Diamond]

As a portuguese immigrant I can tell you the french aren't alone when it comes to butching english. Words are used interchangably and new words are made up all the time. Something as simple as adding a syllable to a word can have quite an effect. Like one time at dinner, when my dad was digging into seconds, I told him to cut down on his meat intake. His response? " I'm no goddamn veginatarian!" What's that dad, you don't eat pussy?

[brooklyn brawler]

http://www.viceland.com/issues/guide_mtl/htdocs/top.php


Just found it two trips too late.

[sebastian toombs]

i can personally give "PATATI PATATA" on st laurent a thumbs up

[brooklyn brawler]

 I got honked at while sitting on a red light trying to take a photo of the sign. Totally worth it.

[Blue Fescue]

I drove past a town somewhere in Canada on the way to Alaska called "Head Bashed In"

[sebastian toombs]

head bashed in buffalo jump?  medicine hat?  moose jaw?  many berries?  pile of bones? (the capitol of saskatchewan)

[lophatrophazoa]

I drove past a town somewhere in Canada on the way to Alaska called "Head Bashed In"

do you mean head smashed in?

[sebastian toombs]

theyre different places...