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Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« on: October 19, 2023, 05:50:18 PM »
This is bound to happen since skating is often done out in public areas where you're likely to run into biohazards.

I've run over puke, pee, spit, garbage and other assorted detritus. Today one of the nastiest things ever happened. I had my flatbar set up on the sidewalk next to a patch of grass. On a failed fs 50-50, my board flew off toward the patch of grass and landed right next to a massive log of human shit and the nose/tail (symmetrical shape) of my board was above a smaller piece of shit. I don't know if my board actually made contact with the smaller piece of shit but I think it didn't. Either way I sprayed that end of my board with hand sanitizer that I had in my car.

I'm a germaphobe so these kinds of incidents are pretty traumatizing and I have to do a lot of cleaning of my stuff when I get home. I also put every piece of clothing I was wearing into the washing machine. I'm trying to tell myself that rather than being bummed it landed near the shit I should be glad it didn't land right in or on the shit.

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2023, 05:55:17 PM »
Back when we did the SkatePerception King Of The Road videos there was a challenge about puking in the middle of a line. A buddy did it, but we continued to film  other challenges in the same parking lot where he threw up taco bell. You could smell it

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2023, 05:57:39 PM »
Working the town skatepark someone somehow took an inhuman sized shit inside the locked supply shed. 

The circumference of this behemoth log was much wider than a Pringleís can, and well over a foot long with a proper pinched off end. It was as impressive as it was gross, and I canít comprehend how something so big could be produced by a human asshole.
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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2023, 05:58:35 PM »
I stepped in human shit one night in NYC when I was sneaking a piss behind a building and before I realized it I ground it into my grip tape on the way to the train. That was a fun subway ride back to Queens.

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2023, 06:04:01 PM »
Saw the habitat team was skating poop wall in Rochester today and letís just say that spot doesnít get its nickname because homeless people plant flowers down thereÖ.

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2023, 06:08:41 PM »
Used heroin needles at Vancouver skate plaza tops it for me.  I mean I did see homie shit his self when he sacked on a rail too

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2023, 06:47:27 PM »
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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2023, 06:49:54 PM »
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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2023, 06:55:29 PM »
people fucking behind cars/side of buildings

people shooting dope

poop dollars are pretty gross, like to the point where i don't pick up dollar bills anymore

dead, rotting animals

diapers are really gross too
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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2023, 07:45:54 PM »
This lady overdosed on heroin at my local park in North Seattle. That was a scary sight as a young teen

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2023, 07:57:30 PM »
I once saw a dude pushing mongo. Absolutely disgusting.

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2023, 08:00:44 PM »
i saw a homeless lady's cootie today. i wasnt skating or anything just thought id share
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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2023, 08:09:37 PM »
Piss, used condoms, needles. Thankfully haven't run into much shit. Usually from dogs, and not humans anyway. Not sure if that's better or worse but it's something.

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2023, 08:21:39 PM »
Spotted lantern flies. We had a straight up infestation this year  and my hood was ground zero, and when the sun comes out those things mass onto any shady surface they can find so I had multiple incidents where I'd bomb a hill and have no choice but roll through a writhing pile of them. And you can only kill so many at once, so the pile just explodes and they all flush like tiny little alien grouse and latch on to your clothes, hair, and face.

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2023, 08:26:42 PM »
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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2023, 08:31:38 PM »
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Absolute horror show! I feel my stomach turning at the mere thought.
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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2023, 08:51:34 PM »
I stepped in a thick pile of fresh human shit taking a piss in the bushes at LES like 7 years ago. I hadnít realized I was essentially smushing it into my shoe as a stood there pissing. It was all over and I used a twig to carve it out around the treads on my sole but there was still a fair amount. In a sort of panic I tried using a water fountain to sort of spray it off, and it started splashing onto a guy sleeping on a bench. Thankfully he didnít realize what I was doing. I still feel awful about it to this day.

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2023, 09:06:46 PM »
Saw the habitat team was skating poop wall in Rochester today and letís just say that spot doesnít get its nickname because homeless people plant flowers down thereÖ.

NY? Were they at Krudco or something?

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2023, 09:11:07 PM »
One of my favorite spots ever was on the other side of the fence from a landfill and occasionally people would catch pink eye after skating there
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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2023, 10:17:10 PM »
I'd have to agree that needles are the grossest thing I've come in contact with at a spot. Absolute scariest cause it isn't just gross but potentially harmful.

Condoms are also an unwanted find as well.


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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2023, 11:34:21 PM »
A while back we had a DIY ramp at my buddies house. One Friday night we were sessioning, drinking a couple of beers, there were some girls over...

The session died down and we ended up just partying. There was some plywood lying around and somebody jokingly said "hey do you guys know what a glory hole is?"

Well of course the guys did, we explained it to the women,  by then everybody was pretty drunk and into it. So my buddy nails this piece of plywood against the back of the ramp and drills a couple of good sized holes in it.

Then we start getting busy, and I actually liked it more and more.

Then I stood up because my knees started to hurt. Turns out I had been sucking a dude's dick the entire time...
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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2023, 11:36:18 PM »
Plenty of used heroin needles/used condoms in Philly.  Skated a curb once with both littering the runup.

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2023, 01:06:57 AM »
Probably the random rotten food items by the supermarket loading docks we used to skate on. The worst was a bag of discarded lobster shells covered in maggots. It was a hot summer day and the whole spot reeked of rancid seafood funk.

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2023, 02:45:11 AM »
Recently had the bottom of my board caked in Canadian Goose shite. I put my hand in it.
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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2023, 03:00:13 AM »
Classic dog shit on the grip tape.

Chewing gum on shoes and grip tape.

Birdshit on the skatepark.

Also not exactly physical contact , but at the local park there was one corner behind a quarter where everyone pissed. That area STANK after the summer months.

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2023, 03:09:18 AM »
i slammed into a dirty ass puddle in light blue denim, that was probably the worst. there's a ton of seagulls and pigeons here so i got shit on by birds more times than i can remember.

when i was like 14 there was this dude at the park that had a brand new starter 5 panel hat, it was colored like the usa flag, the brim was white/red stripes and the head part (idk what it's called) was blue with white stars. he was standing at the corner of the pyramid to get a running start for the euro and a bird shit on the hat. he got pissed, went to the store to get some wet wipes or something, cleaned the hat somehow, went back to the pyramid to skate the euro again, 5 minutes later a bird shit on the hat again, at the same spot.

on that note i remember i was on a school trip once and we went to some bar to get food, a kid bought himself some fries, then he went outside the bar to meet with some friends or something and a bird shit into the fries.

and another time i was filming a bird walking and that bird took a shit on video too. idk if that's luck or bad luck. i still have the clip somewhere.

oh yeah now this i didn't see but supposedly it's true, i've heard it from multiple sources. there's this skatepark close to my house that had shady spots under the bank and under the miniramp, shady as in away from the sun, usually that was where all the skaters chilled when it was hot outside. as time went by people started bringing chairs, couches, mattresses, tables and all kinds of other stuff, and most of that stuff would stay there for years. fast forward a few years, the skatepark started to fall apart, never got fixed until about 2 years ago, so eventually people stopped coming there to skate and it became a hangout spot for all the weird teenagers, you know what kind i'm talking about, they are everywhere, i saw these people outside of poland too. the miniramp was kinda hidden away at first so you couldn't really see what was going on under it, but then the fences deteriorated and you could get a peek from some places if you were unfortunate. so way before they fixed the skatepark they bricked up the bank and the mini so you couldn't sit under them, and that supposedly happened because some teenagers were fucking under the miniramp, on that same old mattress from 2012, and this was like 5 years ago.
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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2023, 03:38:16 AM »
I went to get some groceries and there is this curb isle with some bushes were I usually do some stalls etc.
Did that as usual and proceeded to get some groceries afterwards.
Being in the line at the checkout I noticed some smell lingering around but given the number of people around me I did not think too much about it until I wanted to grab my wallet from my pocket and felt something warm and creamy and realized that I just completely smeared my right side with shit in which I apparently rolled/stalled in moments before. Whole bottom side of my skateboard, my jacket and pants where full with it. My girlfriend found me naked, bent over the sink looking like gollum trying to clean my clothes, when she came home. It was my birthday.

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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2023, 03:46:18 AM »
I went to get some groceries and there is this curb isle with some bushes were I usually do some stalls etc.
Did that as usual and proceeded to get some groceries afterwards.
Being in the line at the checkout I noticed some smell lingering around but given the number of people around me I did not think too much about it until I wanted to grab my wallet from my pocket and felt something warm and creamy and realized that I just completely smeared my right side with shit in which I apparently rolled/stalled in moments before. Whole bottom side of my skateboard, my jacket and pants where full with it. My girlfriend found me naked, bent over the sink looking like gollum trying to clean my clothes, when she came home. It was my birthday.

fuck now you reminded me of another story from the park. we stayed after the lights went off, just fucking around, smoking, and these 2 dudes came up, stinky and drunk as fuck, one of them started talking to us about our boards, if they were good or not, shit like that. the other dude sat down by the ledge, started talking to us too, he told us it was his 30th birthday and that's why they're drunk and started apologizing for his friend for some reason. after like 15 minutes they decided to leave and when the birthday boy stood up a little ball of shit fell out his pant leg. so you fell into shit on your birthday but that dude literally shit himself, at exactly 30 years old no less.
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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2023, 04:11:10 AM »
I once hit a rock and went superman. Landed in front of a huge garbage bin, the ones that can be picked up by a truck. The bin was leaking and the entire area in front of it (exactly where I landed and scraped) was full of semi-dry bin juice. I was wearing shorts and had full on scratches on my elbows, knees and side of one of my legs. I did not get a jab or anything but I remember the scars taking waaay longer to heal than usual. It has been more than a decade since the incident and I am still alive, so no worries.
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Re: Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2023, 04:21:56 AM »
Me and a couple old skate buddies found a body walking from spot to spot on like a like a short footpath that got you through town a lil quicker.