Grossest thing you've come in contact with while skating

[Urtripping]

Probably the random rotten food items by the supermarket loading docks we used to skate on. The worst was a bag of discarded lobster shells covered in maggots. It was a hot summer day and the whole spot reeked of rancid seafood funk.

Alleyway garbage juice leaking from dumpsters is the worst. It's rotting food and who knows what else.

[skate_or_dingus]

 Nothing worse than falling in unidentified substances.

[Dante Bichette]

One of the popular local diy spots is in a drainage ditch that still flows. Any time my board touches the brown mystery juice I wanna leave immediately. I did befriend a stray dog there though so that’s cool.

[Newphone]

Human shit more than once like everyone who’s spent much time in the streets.  Abandoned shoes and a deck on separate occasions because of it.

[SquintinTarantino]

I was at a skatepark in the early 2000s and some rollerblade kid took a big slam and snapped his forearm in half. He was balling and holding his arm up while half of it just dangled lifeless. The park is fenced in and has a weird entrance that's like a maze to keep bikes out. So it was crazy to watch as this kid tried to manuver through the entrance to get in his mom's car to go to the hospital



Grossest thing I've done while skating was shitting myself while skating home when i was a teenager.  Again, early 2000s, we were out skating the neighborhood and decided to stop at KFC for a snack. I chowed down on some mashed potatoes and gravy, then realized that I had to start heading home for dinner. As I was skating home, rumble gut started to hit me and I knew it was only a matter of time before diarrhea came spewing out.  Only thing I could do at that point was skate as fast as I could to try and beat it.  Unfortunately about two blocks from my house the levvy broke and I could feel it ooze down my legs. The worst part was that as soon as I walked in the door, my mom was standing there w/ her boss, who she had invited over for dinner.  I said "hey" and bolted up the stairs to jump in the shower. One of the grossest and most embarrasing times of my life. But pretty funny looking back.   

[GAY]

Breeders ew yuck.

[Hevonen]

Some kid left their needle behind the ledge at the local indoor park. Then a guy found it when he fell on it. Don't think the kid was ever allowed back in

[schralp pal]

I got dog shit on my grip tape once and the local skate shop employee wouldn’t even regrip my board for me.

[Tom Pearl]

one of my friends butsted a nut on my griptape once as a prank i guess, this was like 15 years ago. i retaliated by smacking him in the face with a handful of (my) shit 

[Yonnycage]

Me and a couple old skate buddies found a body walking from spot to spot on like a like a short footpath that got you through town a lil quicker.

Same. We were walking down the train tracks to get to an abandoned duck farm that had a sick flat gap, ledge and a huge drop and found a dude dead from an OD facedown in the marsh. We call 911 and the dispatcher is like “are you sure he’s dead” my buddy had the balls to pick the dude’s head up to check and went “yeah he’s very fucking dead” as my other dude’s in the bushes puking very loudly. Shit still haunts me sometimes and that was in 2010 when we were 15.

[formula420]

My friends nose slide attempts

[OldieButFrenchie]

Breeders ew yuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4

[Dojsha Abuser]

not in contact but still; we were filming a line from my friend(at the time) in front of a church. he was always a hothead and was already pretty pissed at this point cause he couldnt complete the line. a priest came out of the church to kick us out, my friend got in a big argument with him and ended up punching him in the face, breaking the priests glasses and making a cut on his face. then he pissed on the curb, broke his board and went home. week or 2 later he got a lawsuit.

gross behaviour.

[KGB]

Bum shit and vomit

[Cheshire Cat]

Buncha goddam fuckin’ hippies

https://youtu.be/X7e5ftF4ZL4?si=RB9ioV7A3Nzi43Ei

[CanadianBacon]

Saw a rat giving birth once .  I work as a civilian paramedic ,  so I've seen everything you can think of and more!!!

[AceBoogie]

Plenty of used heroin needles/used condoms in Philly.  Skated a curb once with both littering the runup.

regular shit. The bums and feinds at City Hall / Love Park would bathe and do their laundry in the fountain, trying to wash those puddin' stains out of their draws while children splash around and spit water a few feet away.

[decoi1]

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Me and a couple old skate buddies found a body walking from spot to spot on like a like a short footpath that got you through town a lil quicker.

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Same. We were walking down the train tracks to get to an abandoned duck farm that had a sick flat gap, ledge and a huge drop and found a dude dead from an OD facedown in the marsh. We call 911 and the dispatcher is like “are you sure he’s dead” my buddy had the balls to pick the dude’s head up to check and went “yeah he’s very fucking dead” as my other dude’s in the bushes puking very loudly. Shit still haunts me sometimes and that was in 2010 when we were 15.

Wow that’s way worse than my experience. This guy was an older homeless guy. He had an empty bottle beside him. His eyes were open and had turned yellow. Looked like he just laid down and died. We went to a pay phone(late 90’s) and called it in. Walked by later that day and he was gone.

[Sativa Lung]

A while back we had a DIY ramp at my buddies house. One Friday night we were sessioning, drinking a couple of beers, there were some girls over...

The session died down and we ended up just partying. There was some plywood lying around and somebody jokingly said "hey do you guys know what a glory hole is?"

Well of course the guys did, we explained it to the women,  by then everybody was pretty drunk and into it. So my buddy nails this piece of plywood against the back of the ramp and drills a couple of good sized holes in it.

Then we start getting busy, and I actually liked it more and more.

Then I stood up because my knees started to hurt. Turns out I had been sucking a dude's dick the entire time...

Isn't that just the worst? I hate when I go in the wrong door at the ooooooooold glory hole.

https://youtu.be/pjzaYobq0d4?feature=shared

[10staircoffin]

The grossest thing I ran into was this guy at my local. Late 20s when I was in my early teens. Had one of those beards that homeless people have. Seemed like he’d never had a shower. Same Slayer shirt every day. Smelled like a corpse. Chipped up board ridden backwards since the tail had been destroyed. Only trick was a Muska flip disaster on the 3ft quarter. Yelled at everything all the time. I ran into him one day. He yelled at me. His breath smelled.

[emotional_degloving]

saw a turd with needles jammed into it as if it were a pincushion or a fucked up hedgehog

[Noble Experiment]

Dog poop.
Had to clean it off my trucks and wheels on one occasion and had to scrape and clean it off the bottom of my shoes on two or three other occasions. I need to be more mindful of what’s on the ground when I’m pushing around I guess.

[Underpressureflips]

Johan stuckey

[SupremePizza]

Happened a few times when I was living in south Seattle where I would be skating to a spot and stepped in shit when I was pushing only to arrive at the spot and see it all ovee the tail end of my board. I threw out two boards and some hardware, was too gross to try to clean. One time I got a little bit on the tail and was able to rip that section off and used a spare sheet to re-grip

[Crailslideyoface]

Have had my board and shoes go through all the typical things you wouldn't want them to. Didn't come into contact with it, but I did go to my old local one morning and watched the fire department hosing off the front of a train after someone jumped in front of it 30 minutes prior

[jinn]

Alf trying to sell me them pig leather shoes.
Wtf bro? You in the tent with Pontus now. Goofy

[Dark Knight]

Pat Melcher

[fineslime]

piss, shit, and broken glass.

[apport]

a dead raccoon on a path, my friends and i used our skateboards to dissect it and drape its guts on a fence (does this count as “serial killer shit”?)

[JugeL]

My Brixton beanie i had in my teens that got skated on much more than washed