i slammed into a dirty ass puddle in light blue denim, that was probably the worst. there's a ton of seagulls and pigeons here so i got shit on by birds more times than i can remember.
when i was like 14 there was this dude at the park that had a brand new starter 5 panel hat, it was colored like the usa flag, the brim was white/red stripes and the head part (idk what it's called) was blue with white stars. he was standing at the corner of the pyramid to get a running start for the euro and a bird shit on the hat. he got pissed, went to the store to get some wet wipes or something, cleaned the hat somehow, went back to the pyramid to skate the euro again, 5 minutes later a bird shit on the hat again, at the same spot.
on that note i remember i was on a school trip once and we went to some bar to get food, a kid bought himself some fries, then he went outside the bar to meet with some friends or something and a bird shit into the fries.
and another time i was filming a bird walking and that bird took a shit on video too. idk if that's luck or bad luck. i still have the clip somewhere.
oh yeah now this i didn't see but supposedly it's true, i've heard it from multiple sources. there's this skatepark close to my house that had shady spots under the bank and under the miniramp, shady as in away from the sun, usually that was where all the skaters chilled when it was hot outside. as time went by people started bringing chairs, couches, mattresses, tables and all kinds of other stuff, and most of that stuff would stay there for years. fast forward a few years, the skatepark started to fall apart, never got fixed until about 2 years ago, so eventually people stopped coming there to skate and it became a hangout spot for all the weird teenagers, you know what kind i'm talking about, they are everywhere, i saw these people outside of poland too. the miniramp was kinda hidden away at first so you couldn't really see what was going on under it, but then the fences deteriorated and you could get a peek from some places if you were unfortunate. so way before they fixed the skatepark they bricked up the bank and the mini so you couldn't sit under them, and that supposedly happened because some teenagers were fucking under the miniramp, on that same old mattress from 2012, and this was like 5 years ago.
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