Comeback 2024 - he's gon' start going ham doing WILD tricks off crust banks over BIG picnic tables, hit unique handrail spots (often switch, doing front shoves and all sorts of 180 variations onto the rail) in narrow alleys with iffy run-ups, and more. Most certainly we'll see the lad huck some FAT unexpected flip tricks over the blocks at JKOWN & hellride up north to do wild SF hillbombs popping balls-out on flip tricks - unprovoked and often even without a filmer - on flat at FULL speed (doin' it for the PHELPER, mannn... he'll be smiling down), right in the middle of the most death-defying moments of the speediest downhill rides even the most ~core~ fellas had never dreamed up. He's gonna be our guy!
Whew, he'll be a nervous wreck when he was to choose between Krooked, Hockey, Quasi, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Jacuzzi Unlimited & Polar. Undoubtedly, representing Dime as a clothing sponsor. Juggling offers between Nike, Adidas, Converse & New Balance.
The guy'll be coming up faster than the aftermath of our loaded plates at a 1PM visit to a Chinese buffet in South Dakota, and I'm sure he'll fave full support from all of us.
My Chinese Zodiac? I'm ditching the Dragon, petitioning it to just be 'year of the 'Berg'. I'll be hosting a support group on Discord for all the others here with that unquenchable thirst for the Nordberg renaissance.