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Re: multiple brands dropping riders???
« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2023, 11:08:06 AM »
me when multiple brands drop riders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJZsFO4qmRk
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Re: multiple brands dropping riders???
« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2023, 11:09:03 AM »

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2023, 11:18:56 AM »
http://youtu.be/-WKkYhi6Aa8

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2023, 11:32:11 AM »
My dad would be so stoked if he walked in on me scrolling through this thread.

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2023, 11:34:46 AM »
I'm on the fence with the new title ... I definitely think it will help with traction though ... Clickbait title but actually comes through!  I'm going to have to say it was a solid choice!  My faith in SLAP may be restored going into 2024

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders???
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2023, 11:37:30 AM »
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ask dumb question, get dumb answer. but yeah i googled who bought DC and when i saw ABG i knew they were fucked.
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Mrs. Elf - I totally get that you don't want to be known as Mr. Self Destruct, but the Alanis Morrisette avatar is somewhat of a red herring. she's much more of a queen than she is an elf. You may want to consider changing your av to something like this:









How long till Jeremy Klein steals that last image?

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders???
« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2023, 11:42:42 AM »
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ask dumb question, get dumb answer. but yeah i googled who bought DC and when i saw ABG i knew they were fucked.
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Mrs. Elf - I totally get that you don't want to be known as Mr. Self Destruct, but the Alanis Morrisette avatar is somewhat of a red herring. she's much more of a queen than she is an elf. You may want to consider changing your av to something like this:








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How long till Jeremy Klein steals that last image?
how do i add my own image to pfp. ive been trying for so long.
Mrs Elf is a pretty cool name.

And Mrs Elf destructing is even cooler.

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2023, 12:09:20 PM »
This had me cracking up quite a bit, thank you mrs elf and elferyone contributing

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2023, 12:17:54 PM »
This had me cracking up quite a bit, thank you mrs elf and elferyone contributing

I'd like to think I speak for everyone else in the thread when I say, "you're elfcome."

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2023, 12:20:51 PM »
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This had me cracking up quite a bit, thank you mrs elf and elferyone contributing
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I'd like to think I speak for everyone else in the thread when I say, "you're elfcum."

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #40 on: December 12, 2023, 12:25:24 PM »
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This had me cracking up quite a bit, thank you mrs elf and elferyone contributing
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I'd like to think I speak for everyone else in the thread when I say, "you're elfcum."
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Easy now, bucko. We don't need more people getting sentenced to sensitivity training.... but yes, if you must know, they do make me cum.

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #41 on: December 12, 2023, 12:31:29 PM »
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This had me cracking up quite a bit, thank you mrs elf and elferyone contributing
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I'd like to think I speak for everyone else in the thread when I say, "you're elfcum."
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Easy now, bucko. We don't need more people getting sentenced to sensitivity training.... but yes, if you must know, they do make me cum.

Name checks out?

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #42 on: December 12, 2023, 02:49:03 PM »
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This had me cracking up quite a bit, thank you mrs elf and elferyone contributing
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I'd like to think I speak for everyone else in the thread when I say, "you're elfcum."
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Easy now, bucko. We don't need more people getting sentenced to sensitivity training.... but yes, if you must know, they do make me cum.
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Name checks out?

Elfinitely

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders???
« Reply #43 on: December 12, 2023, 04:54:46 PM »
Same as it ever was Mrs. Elf.

Same as it ever was

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders???
« Reply #44 on: December 12, 2023, 08:28:40 PM »
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Same as it ever was Mrs. Elf.
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Same as it ever was

stop making sense!

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders???
« Reply #45 on: December 12, 2023, 09:05:09 PM »
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I opened this thread at work with hopes of expressing my discontent at the industry’s lack of empathy towards those poor Krux riders, and now I have to do “sensitivity “ training because of elf porn. Thanks a lot guys.
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oooof. my bad. I too get really sensitive when I see hot elfs, but I get sensitive in my ween.

I gnarred you to say sorry.
But what’s your favorite album?
I can always go back to first and maybe fave:
http://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kZP23-Oyz2Fvuq709aEcl6BRH3XCxvnCQ&si=81TmVkf2-RpOKFbQ

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #46 on: December 12, 2023, 11:20:06 PM »
Stop sexually exploiting that fairy being! You monsters.
Trendwatch 2022: kooking Sick_McCrank_ everyday for being a kook

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2023, 12:16:58 AM »

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2023, 12:51:34 AM »
My dad would be so stoked if he walked in on me scrolling through this thread.

Goddammit, GAY. Now I spit coffee all over my work laptop.

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #49 on: December 13, 2023, 03:33:40 AM »

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #50 on: December 13, 2023, 04:40:15 AM »
Mrs Elf Dustruct damn y’all did it again.
Does Jerry Gurneys Cream still around? 



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Re: multiple brands dropping riders???
« Reply #51 on: December 13, 2023, 07:08:16 AM »
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I opened this thread at work with hopes of expressing my discontent at the industry’s lack of empathy towards those poor Krux riders, and now I have to do “sensitivity “ training because of elf porn. Thanks a lot guys.
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oooof. my bad. I too get really sensitive when I see hot elfs, but I get sensitive in my ween.

I gnarred you to say sorry.
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But what’s your favorite album?
I can always go back to first and maybe fave:
http://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kZP23-Oyz2Fvuq709aEcl6BRH3XCxvnCQ&si=81TmVkf2-RpOKFbQ

@turdtastic - this is a great question. if we're talking studio albums, my original favorite album was chocolate and cheese, but then I got into Quebec more... then I went through a Mollusk phase. my FAVORITE album from them though is Live At Stubbs. that version of marble tulip juicy tree and captain fantasy just got oh so hard. you should check out the "ween songs you're surprised no one has skated to," thread if you haven't already. turns out slap is rife with ween fans <3

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #52 on: December 13, 2023, 09:01:54 AM »
pros of starting a genuine thread: people on slap like me now

con of starting a genuine thread: oh no i had to add an elf porn warning, people now think im mrs elf destruct and, i still dont know how to add my own pfp.

i love slap.
Mrs Elf is a pretty cool name.

And Mrs Elf destructing is even cooler.

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #53 on: December 13, 2023, 11:06:16 AM »
pros of starting a genuine thread: people on slap like me now

con of starting a genuine thread: oh no i had to add an elf porn warning, people now think im mrs elf destruct and, i still dont know how to add my own pfp.

i love slap.

if I knew what pfp meant I could probably tell you how to do it. I wear glasses.

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #54 on: December 13, 2023, 11:10:18 AM »
pros of starting a genuine thread: people on slap like me now

con of starting a genuine thread: oh no i had to add an elf porn warning, people now think im mrs elf destruct and, i still dont know how to add my own pfp.

i love slap.
go to your profile -> modify profile -> forum profile -> personalized picture -> specify avatar by URL

there ya go mrs elf destruct  :)

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #55 on: December 13, 2023, 11:11:03 AM »
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pros of starting a genuine thread: people on slap like me now

con of starting a genuine thread: oh no i had to add an elf porn warning, people now think im mrs elf destruct and, i still dont know how to add my own pfp.

i love slap.
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if I knew what pfp meant I could probably tell you how to do it. I wear glasses.
profile picture. i also wear glasses, damnit.
Mrs Elf is a pretty cool name.

And Mrs Elf destructing is even cooler.

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #56 on: December 13, 2023, 11:11:54 AM »
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pros of starting a genuine thread: people on slap like me now

con of starting a genuine thread: oh no i had to add an elf porn warning, people now think im mrs elf destruct and, i still dont know how to add my own pfp.

i love slap.
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go to your profile -> modify profile -> forum profile -> personalized picture -> specify avatar by URL


there ya go mrs elf destruct  :)
it says cannot be used as profile pic or sum bullshit
Mrs Elf is a pretty cool name.

And Mrs Elf destructing is even cooler.

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #57 on: December 13, 2023, 12:04:53 PM »
Thinning the herd is a never ending process.

Skatebloarding is a living breathing beast. You gotta bring snacks because cuteness is temporary. Someday you gonna be dancing wrongly all empty handed and you gonna get eaten.

If I was a barely housed west coaster who wanted to work I'd be bugging dlx for any job possible.

If I wanted to sit on my ass and pretend I'm the new Guy I'd follow Jason Dill with my hand out.

Seems to me he's always working.

If

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #58 on: December 13, 2023, 02:43:50 PM »
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pros of starting a genuine thread: people on slap like me now

con of starting a genuine thread: oh no i had to add an elf porn warning, people now think im mrs elf destruct and, i still dont know how to add my own pfp.

i love slap.
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go to your profile -> modify profile -> forum profile -> personalized picture -> specify avatar by URL


there ya go mrs elf destruct  :)
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it says cannot be used as profile pic or sum bullshit

You have to use an image url but it can't be some massive pic

right click an image on the web -> copy image url -> paste -> success

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Re: multiple brands dropping riders??? (CAUTION ELF PORN)
« Reply #59 on: December 13, 2023, 04:44:31 PM »
I cannot wait to see what elf porn you select as an avatar.