a guide to being cool

[straight]

feel free to add

- lighting a lady’s cigarette for her
- putting your lit cigarette in the head of your guitar to play a sad song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zprRZ2wFQD4&pp=ygUQT2FtY2hvbWFuZCBsZWZ0eQ%3D%3D

[gringo_viejo]

Eagerly awaiting the definitive list...though I'm probably too old to be cool.

Might venture to add...
Making art
Getting some nice grind marks on your trucks
Not giving any of your fucks away to people/things that don't deserve them.

[GardenSkater77]

Laying on the hood of your Trans Am smoking a cigarette waiting outside a high school for the end bell.

[dunc]

Love your mum.
Protect your family and friends
Love music
Rebel
Follow your passions
Give to others
Enjoy nature
Skate and create
Smile

[skate_or_dingus]

 Pee at the urinal with your pants completely OFF.

[kook1234]

always a fan of those t shirts that say something like "does my patriotism offend you? good!"

[radcunt]

Say ‘sit on it’ to people

[Newphone]

Wowing a group of strangers with a magic trick or illusion.
Being known around town as only fitting the larger sized condoms.
Having a well kept lawn or fresh welcome mat if you’re in an apartment.
Not leaving the building during a fire alarm (this one can backfire and be not that cool).
Telling your friend “I got it, you can pay next time” at the register for food, then saying the same thing next time like you don’t even remember.
Having a cup of fresh carrot and celery sticks in the car door cup holder and one of those little bottles of water in the console cup holder when a passenger gets in your car (youre not an Uber driver in this one).
Keeping it real even when things go wrong.

[whale]

Say ‘sit on it’ to people

Get hungry on it

[4LOM]

Tell your mom you love her

[layzieyez]

Only one thing can make you easily cooler.

Having weed and sharing it with me.

[turdtastic]

Be considerate and kind to others, sometimes even when they don’t deserve it
Try not to judge others too harshly
Everyday, work on being a better person than you were yesterday
Mostly talking to myself here

Also, G-code or some shit like that

[frontsideNECKTIE]

Skulls, flames, blood splatters, chains and chain link, spikes, and barbed wire are the only things that are cool

[JM]

Skulls, flames, blood splatters, chains and chain link, spikes, and barbed wire are the only things that are cool

Sounds like WKND’s next graphic.

[devils acrobat]

Tell your mom you love her

And dad. They need to hear it as well.

[BurgerCop]

Keeping your Chrimbus bush trimmed and wet.

Keeping your meat ice cold so it doesn't poison people.

[frontsideNECKTIE]

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Tell your mom you love her

[close]

And dad. They need to hear it as well.

i'll finally be cool once my son tells me he loves me (he's 1yo)

[Uncle Flea]

Look people in the eyes when they're talking.

[FUBAR]

Neat hair, scraggly beard, tight jeans, ray bans, flannel (tight) long sleeve, and some sort of Nike high tops.
This is the uniform of every dude 30-45 around me that can’t change a tire and thinks the only beer that is tolerable is craft beer.
Very cool dudes indeed.
Oh, and MUST drive an upscale small SUV…Audi, Range Rover, etc.

[IUTSM]

Brown cords

White tee

Cellar door

[50mm]

Tipping your hat.

Dropping your sunglasses down over your eyes by raising your eyebrows.

[fakie nollie]

Smoking cigarettes while smoking cigarettes

[Newphone]

Neat hair, scraggly beard, tight jeans, ray bans, flannel (tight) long sleeve, and some sort of Nike high tops.
This is the uniform of every dude 30-45 around me that can’t change a tire and thinks the only beer that is tolerable is craft beer.
Very cool dudes indeed.
Oh, and MUST drive an upscale small SUV…Audi, Range Rover, etc.

How many hipsters does it take to change a tire?

Oh, it’s an obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it.

[radcunt]

When new to a skate park, walk up to the biggest local hero and suck his dick.   It will assert your dominance in the yard.

[Chavo]

writes in cursive as an adult
comb in back pocket, but the handle doesn't stick out
seersucker shirts in winter
rides a symmetrical board without colored bolts or griptape lines
Spitfire swirl graphic facing the outside
carries a full tap and die set in the trunk instead of cheap skate tool rethreader
Bertlemann slides wearing a white button down oxford, and never gets dirty

[Dirty_Dan90]

Make sure you film like Strobeck for your homies park clips that way he cant really get mad while trying to film your shitty manny trick...While smoking cigarette with your shirt off.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

don't abuse animals
wear a nice vintage watch

[Uncle Flea]

Follow your own code. Be kind but don't let fools walk on you or others. Don't worry about shit that's out of your control. Except and adapt.

Be yourself always

[EdLawndale]

[rukes]

When it's hot get in the air conditioning