Things that make it hard for no valid reason to maintain respect for your friend

[Shtonk]

Vaping

Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25

Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate

Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts

Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30

Skate-brand Chinos

Janoskis

[Massivebellend]

Safety hands

[MtnDoucheBag]

Showing me clips filmed on their phone.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

i love my friends so short of intolerant, hateful, or harmful behavior, i generally choose to respect them as people instead of boiling them down to our mild differences in taste and opinions

you do you though

[Shtonk]

i love my friends so short of intolerant, hateful, or harmful behavior, i generally choose to respect them as people instead of boiling them down to our mild differences in taste and opinions

you do you though

and the best at hate are those who preach love. You did remind me tho of an item I forgot on the list that should be all the way up top: lack of humour

[Puddy Smally]

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i love my friends so short of intolerant, hateful, or harmful behavior, i generally choose to respect them as people instead of boiling them down to our mild differences in taste and opinions

you do you though

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and the best at hate are those who preach love

Wow, we got a real philosopher here fellas.

Move over Plato, Shtonk is kicking down your fucking door and taking names.

[Idk]

If they skate Powell boards.

[big_kev_215]

Vaping

Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25

Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate

Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts

Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30

Skate-brand Chinos

Janoskis

You gotta let Nik Stain and Andrew Allen know…

[RichardBarkley]

Lol you sure have a lot of rules. Cool.

[SatanicPanic]

Vaping

Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25

Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate

Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts

Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30

Skate-brand Chinos

Janoskis

I live in San Diego what the fuck am I supposed to wear? Sketchers? I honestly don’t even know. I wear slip on Vans to job interviews. Fucking bizarre man.

[Return2monke]

Vaping

Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25

Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate

Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts

Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30

Skate-brand Chinos

Janoskis

Bro you sound pathetic

[Dad Board]

When they don’t match their shoes to their board

They don’t know what happened on nineclub live

Won’t trade boards for the day when we’re at the skatepark

They wear rocker clothes

They think Steve cab is wack but still do his moves (posours)

Tell me I should call before showing up. Your wife or family or whatever doesn’t come before skating, bro.

[Mr. Kamikazi]

Vaping

Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25

Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate

Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts

Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30

Skate-brand Chinos

Janoskis



I agree with all of this except Hockey/FA gear as I’m over 30 & I only skate those boards. I’d add that wearing skate shoes when you’re not skating is beyond childish to me. I had to stop that in my 20’s.

[versacekid420]

holy shit this is insane

[Steely Daniel]

What is friend?

[JugeL]

Being on Slap

[crescentfresh]

when they post on a message board to get advice from a bunch of middle aged curb skater dorks about how to clown their 'friends'

[roba]

you make it hard to maintain respect for

[roba]

not saying it was ever there

[Heshrat]

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Vaping

Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25

Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate

Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts

Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30

Skate-brand Chinos

Janoskis

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Bro you sound pathetic

Nothing wrong with repping and supporting skate brands, you can just be a fan of skating shouldn’t be different than someone wearing a jersey or a hockey hoodie. You do you and wear what you want. Would be tight to have skate branded pants that are good quality you can wear for other things too…
As for stuff that’s not respectable, being a hater outside of talking shit just being a negative person.
Being disrespectful to the girls in the skate scene
Another one is not being nice to kids at the park, like ones out playing that bring a scooter to the park. I know it gets annoying but kids will be kids

[Shtonk]

Didn't expect so many of you to fulfill these criteria and don't have enough humor/ self confidence to take a list of meaningless pet peeves as a joke. Does beg the question tho wether there's a correlation there...

[Paul Cicero]

At 39 my list of friends is so small that still skate that I have nothing but respect for them because they still skate.

[Christmas Complete]

IDFWPWFW&&

[kookdusoleil]

Didn't expect so many of you to fulfill these criteria and don't have enough humor/ self confidence to take a list of meaningless pet peeves as a joke. Does beg the question tho wether there's a correlation there...

Check out this super smart and funny guy

[SatanicPanic]

when they post on a message board to get advice from a bunch of middle aged curb skater dorks about how to clown their 'friends'

I resent part of that

[RichardBarkley]

Interested in what shoes you wear when you're not skating.

[kook1234]

all my friends are fucking losers and I remind them constantly. oh, your wife is divorcing you?  stfu and film this slappy, poosey.

[Steely Daniel]

"Beer sitters" the guys who come to the park and never skate and just sit there and drink and talk shit.

Or even worse when someone brings their 4-year-old son and they start drinking and forget to supervise them and I'm walking up to someone else's kid asking what's wrong and why are you crying?

I guess those are pretty valid reasons though...

[shawngreg]

Vaping

Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25

Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate

Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts

Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30

Skate-brand Chinos

Janoskis

lmao you absolutely would not fuck with me. i’m 37 and def slappy with my feet wide. i’m 6’4 tho.  but i’ll rock hockey, dickies and janoskis still too

[Dad Board]

Didn't expect so many of you to fulfill these criteria and don't have enough humor/ self confidence to take a list of meaningless pet peeves as a joke. Does beg the question tho wether there's a correlation there...

“It’s just a prank, bro”