Things that make it hard for no valid reason to maintain respect for your friend

[BurgerCop]

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my unwritten rules:

don't spit where we skate
don't snake, wait for your fucking turn
if someone is working on a trick, don't try the same trick in the same obstacle directly after them
if someone shows up at the sesh, say what up/nod/acknowledge them

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You’d fucking hate me 🤣

If you do all those things I'm pretty sure everyone hates you...

[Cliche10k]

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my unwritten rules:

don't spit where we skate
don't snake, wait for your fucking turn
if someone is working on a trick, don't try the same trick in the same obstacle directly after them
if someone shows up at the sesh, say what up/nod/acknowledge them

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You’d fucking hate me 🤣

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If you do all those things I'm pretty sure everyone hates you...

🤣

[Natas_Fauxas]

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.

Being very rude to people with autism.

Separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations

Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend

Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers

Being a bible pusher

Being a Zionist

Just don’t be an asshole

[PatrickSkateman]

Gotta say it…

Setting up the selfie cam for filming tricks.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

smoking in front of/ around children
abusing animals
shake junt anything
mumble rap

You sound racist as hell so far if you call that mumble rap

Not everyone wants to listen to Eminem like you do you white trash

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

Vaping

Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25

Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate

Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts

Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30

Skate-brand Chinos

Janoskis

You must be fun at parties

Also skating in Janos is valid, Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25 is debatable.

Wearing band merch over the age of 21 is crazy

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

If they skate Powell boards.

Skaters at wash be skating Santa Cruz decks and they shred

[CossRooper]

Being on Slap

[Dad Board]

Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.

Being very rude to people with autism.

Not separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations

Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend

Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers

Being a bible pusher

Being a Zionist

Just don’t be an asshole

This phrasing is a bit confusing. I’m assuming you mean when someone still listens to R Kelly or Chris Brown because they like the music despite them being massive piles of shit. Right? When you do separate the art from the artist you’re essentially saying “yeah that guy might have r*ped a bunch of women but that song slaps so I still play it” etc.

[Cliche10k]

Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.

Being very rude to people with autism.

Not separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations

Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend

Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers

Being a bible pusher

Being a Zionist

Just don’t be an asshole

You’re on the spectrum for sure

[E]

The vaping shit is real...most of my friends can't skate for 15-20mins without stopping to suck on that thing and blow a huge cloud directly into my face. Super annoying.

[Cliche10k]

Gotta say it…

Setting up the selfie cam for filming tricks.

… you gotta filmer?

[kook1234]

Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.

Being very rude to people with autism.

Not separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations

Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend

Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers

Being a bible pusher

Being a Zionist

Just don’t be an asshole

are you talking about tekashi 6ix9ine?

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.

Being very rude to people with autism.

Not separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations

Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend

Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers

Being a bible pusher

Being a Zionist

Just don’t be an asshole

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are you talking about tekashi 6ix9ine?

I could be but thank god I’m not friends with that weirdo

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

The vaping shit is real...most of my friends can't skate for 15-20mins without stopping to suck on that thing and blow a huge cloud directly into my face. Super annoying.

They should smoke weed analog like normal people

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

When they dont join the post sesh cuddle puddle

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.

Being very rude to people with autism.

Not separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations

Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend

Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers

Being a bible pusher

Being a Zionist

Just don’t be an asshole

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This phrasing is a bit confusing. I’m assuming you mean when someone still listens to R Kelly or Chris Brown because they like the music despite them being massive piles of shit. Right? When you do separate the art from the artist you’re essentially saying “yeah that guy might have r*ped a bunch of women but that song slaps so I still play it” etc.

Holy fuck I just realized I said something that I didn’t really mean I am so sorry. I never separate the art from the artist. That’s what I really was tryna say. My apologies. 💀

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.

Being very rude to people with autism.

Not separating the art from the artist when it comes to sex abuse allegations

Taking out your work related stress onto your best friend

Skating in rip n dip and cariuma sneakers

Being a bible pusher

Being a Zionist

Just don’t be an asshole

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This phrasing is a bit confusing. I’m assuming you mean when someone still listens to R Kelly or Chris Brown because they like the music despite them being massive piles of shit. Right? When you do separate the art from the artist you’re essentially saying “yeah that guy might have r*ped a bunch of women but that song slaps so I still play it” etc.

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Holy fuck I just realized I said something that I didn’t really mean I am so sorry. I never separate the art from the artist. That’s what I really was tryna say. My apologies. 💀

Also my ex best friend still listens to Rozz Dyliams even after all that shit came out about him 💀💀💀 mans is a whole kook and he can’t pop on my skateboard and people would like him more for just riding on the skateboard instead of me doing an actual kick flip just cause he’s hotter than me

[yghartsyrt]

Didn't expect so many of you to fulfill these criteria and don't have enough humor/ self confidence to take a list of meaningless pet peeves as a joke. Does beg the question tho wether there's a correlation there...

To answer your original question:

Weaseling your way out with “it was just a joke”.

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Vaping

Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25

Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate

Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts

Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30

Skate-brand Chinos

Janoskis

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You must be fun at parties

Also skating in Janos is valid, Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25 is debatable.

Wearing band merch over the age of 21 is crazy

I don’t like FA whatsoever but I bought a FA beanie with a very nondescript logo because I liked the color.

It’s kinda hard to pull off wearing skate gear past 21. Logo tees are kinda iffy. I mostly stopped wearing skate gear after the 8th grade tbh.

[Fasttimes]

Vaping

Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25

Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate

Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts

Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30

Skate-brand Chinos

Janoskis

But ishods or nyjahs Nike's ok? I have questions. Do you have this in a formal document anywhere? Also, make sure all your homework gets done before you start making rules again....

Maybe just find positives in people? There was a group in ww2 that had criteria for people and the end result wasn't good.

[jums]

Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.

Valid

if u a whiteboy and say the “n” word around me you gonna get snuffed no questions asked… what’s worse is the other black skaters who allow white boys and others to use that word…

Anyway…

People who buy alcohol and tobacco for minors, and those who smoke weed or drink with teenagers. Shit is weird.

[Cliche10k]

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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.

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Do You say cracker?

If you say that shit around me you getting snoozed real quick.

I agree with booting for minors though 💯😁

Valid

if u a whiteboy and say the “n” word around me you gonna get snuffed no questions asked… what’s worse is the other black skaters who allow white boys and others to use that word…

Anyway…

People who buy alcohol and tobacco for minors, and those who smoke weed or drink with teenagers. Shit is weird.

[Shtonk]

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Didn't expect so many of you to fulfill these criteria and don't have enough humor/ self confidence to take a list of meaningless pet peeves as a joke. Does beg the question tho wether there's a correlation there...

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To answer your original question:

Weaseling your way out with “it was just a joke”.

Wesseling my way out of what? Not taking that as a joke is clearly just a desire to virtue signal or be offended

[Shtonk]

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Vaping

Hockey/FA gear over the age of 25

Counter culture band merch while you're buying e-bikes and scanning for real estate

Slappying with both feet beyond the bolts

Wearing skate shoes outside of skateboarding over the age of 30

Skate-brand Chinos

Janoskis

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But ishods or nyjahs Nike's ok? I have questions. Do you have this in a formal document anywhere? Also, make sure all your homework gets done before you start making rules again....

Maybe just find positives in people? There was a group in ww2 that had criteria for people and the end result wasn't good.

Wow. Thanks for proving my point exactly.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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Him being white as hell and saying “n***a” and uses their Hispanic nationality as a way to defend it but in reality he wants to be black so badly.

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Do You say cracker?

If you say that shit around me you getting snoozed real quick.

I agree with booting for minors though 💯😁

Valid

if u a whiteboy and say the “n” word around me you gonna get snuffed no questions asked… what’s worse is the other black skaters who allow white boys and others to use that word…

Anyway…

People who buy alcohol and tobacco for minors, and those who smoke weed or drink with teenagers. Shit is weird.

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I call some white people “crackers”. You know the ones who be hating

Sorry dude I’ll take the punch and I’ll make sure you look like you start racist bonfires every night

[yghartsyrt]

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Didn't expect so many of you to fulfill these criteria and don't have enough humor/ self confidence to take a list of meaningless pet peeves as a joke. Does beg the question tho wether there's a correlation there...

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To answer your original question:

Weaseling your way out with “it was just a joke”.

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Wesseling my way out of what? Not taking that as a joke is clearly just a desire to virtue signal or be offended

I actually don’t understand, what you want to say. I’m sorry

[ThatIsNotCricket]

Wesseling my way out of what? Not taking that as a joke is clearly just a desire to virtue signal or be offended

Now that you mention it; throwing around terms like 'virtue signalling', and wisdoms like 'offence is taken, not given' as an adult in 2024 ruins any respect I would have for a friend. But I think that's a pretty valid reason actually.

[Shtonk]

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Wesseling my way out of what? Not taking that as a joke is clearly just a desire to virtue signal or be offended

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Now that you mention it; throwing around terms like 'virtue signalling', and wisdoms like 'offence is taken, not given' as an adult in 2024 ruins any respect I would have for a friend. But I think that's a pretty valid reason actually.

You sound like one of the "Joa is racist and Tyshawn's first time was a make" crowd