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Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« on: April 01, 2024, 11:51:12 AM »
Not an April fools joke, but I haven't seen this being discussed.

Another surprising endorsement from Tony coming in the form of a vegan chocolate bar. These also give some proceeds to his Skatepark Project non-profit, so that's cool.
I'm calling it Tony cHawkolate. No word on its effects on eyebrows.

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2024, 12:10:39 PM »
The guy who asked everyone "got milk?" Is now slinging vegan chocolate? What twist!


But for real, I bet he just says "donate to my "charity" and you can put my name on your product. I don't care what it is."
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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2024, 12:11:26 PM »
AYOOOO?????!!! ⏸️

Hey if thatís what heís into good for him

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2024, 01:27:33 PM »
off topic, but the way he (usually) does inverts kinda bugs me. the slob grab in front of his leading foot rubs me the wrong way for some reason
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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2024, 01:40:09 PM »
get that money tone

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2024, 02:25:45 PM »
As an absolute addict for chocolate I would love to try that, and would accept the same sponsor if I was in his shoes.

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2024, 02:52:38 PM »
The guy who asked everyone "got milk?" Is now slinging vegan chocolate? What twist!


But for real, I bet he just says "donate to my "charity" and you can put my name on your product. I don't care what it is."

Not a bad deal if it goes to the Skatepark Project. The company sells chocolate, he gets a tax write-off, and skateparks are made for areas that need them.

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2024, 08:38:28 PM »
Trying to imagine stuff that Tony actually says no to

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2024, 08:49:10 PM »

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2024, 09:00:25 PM »
The guy who asked everyone "got milk?" Is now slinging vegan chocolate? What twist!
I'd prefer the latter for sure (don't forget he was wearing JT's vegan Adio shoes during said got milk campaign)  but Tony will litreally take any sponsorship that comes his way. He's never really pretend to be core though, so it's not exactly out of character for him.
He also wears a Rolex but is sponsored by Citizen which is kinda cheeky when you think about it...

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2024, 11:29:13 PM »


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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2024, 11:51:40 PM »
Has tiny ever done any "real" shitty sponsorships? Like the army or hummer or gambling sites or some shit like that?

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2024, 11:58:59 PM »
Has tiny ever done any "real" shitty sponsorships? Like the army or hummer or gambling sites or some shit like that?

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2024, 12:09:04 AM »
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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2024, 01:43:00 AM »
Who is Tony hawks manager?

He must have a team of accountant and PR people behind him.  He's Almost as big as he any music/movie star these days. 

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2024, 04:24:52 AM »
I donít think any brand endorsement by Tony is surprising at this point

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2024, 04:26:11 AM »
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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2024, 11:25:22 AM »
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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2024, 11:31:57 AM »
I think he would fit better on girl but thatís just my honest opinion

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2024, 01:23:19 PM »
You can time-travel to any era in skateboarding, and you'll find Tony there getting that mf bag

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2024, 06:13:27 PM »
Could see him on NB

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2024, 06:25:31 PM »
Who is Tony hawks manager?

All of his ex wives/baby mommas

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2024, 11:21:57 PM »
You can time-travel to any era in skateboarding, and you'll find Tony there getting that mf bag
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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2024, 11:22:50 PM »
Has tiny ever done any "real" shitty sponsorships? Like the army or hummer or gambling sites or some shit like that?
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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2024, 02:44:19 AM »
Has tiny ever done any "real" shitty sponsorships? Like the army or hummer or gambling sites or some shit like that?

In the early 2000, when mags we're like 400 pages thick filled with ads, there were definitely army ads in tws and probably thrasher also. They must've gathered some fragile skateboarding souls by advertising there.
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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2024, 03:00:23 AM »
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In the early 2000, when mags we're like 400 pages thick filled with ads, there were definitely army ads in tws and probably thrasher also. They must've gathered some fragile skateboarding souls by advertising there.

I'm pretty sure the army and navy used to have booths at Warped Tour and Xgames events. They had banners around the parks.
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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2024, 06:15:44 AM »
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Has tiny ever done any "real" shitty sponsorships? Like the army or hummer or gambling sites or some shit like that?
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In the early 2000, when mags we're like 400 pages thick filled with ads, there were definitely army ads in tws and probably thrasher also. They must've gathered some fragile skateboarding souls by advertising there.
I have hard time imagining Phelps okaying army ads in Thrasher

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2024, 07:16:38 PM »
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Has tiny ever done any "real" shitty sponsorships? Like the army or hummer or gambling sites or some shit like that?
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In the early 2000, when mags we're like 400 pages thick filled with ads, there were definitely army ads in tws and probably thrasher also. They must've gathered some fragile skateboarding souls by advertising there.

The burnquist Gillette fusion ads come to mind.

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Re: Tony Hawk on Chocolate
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2024, 10:36:44 PM »
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Who is Tony hawks manager?
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All of his ex wives/baby mommas

OrÖ..his sisterÖ.