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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2024, 06:08:35 PM »
Bolts the snowman. you’re a jizz head. My therapist told me to tell you that

Aren’t we all jizz heads? We’re all overgrown pieces of jizz coming from some man’s balls at the endoftheday (yes in one word)

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2024, 06:13:02 PM »
Just you

You’re funny as hell even though you’re being a dick technically

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2024, 08:57:41 PM »
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There hasn’t been any skate clips coming from this man who is obviously a poser and I still need to know if he can actually do a kickflip
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you NEVER landed this or anything else baby girl keep it real
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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2024, 09:17:53 PM »
elite photography timing

all 3 are essentially the same photo

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2024, 09:29:43 PM »
Wow I've never seen someone with less self awareness

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2024, 10:19:44 PM »
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There hasn’t been any skate clips coming from this man who is obviously a poser and I still need to know if he can actually do a kickflip
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https://www.instagram.com/p/C43lgpApE3f/
you NEVER landed this or anything else baby girl keep it real
why would you do this to yourself

lmao the full supreme get up is so fitting for a dude who can’t kickflip

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2024, 11:16:35 PM »
I don't like where this thread is heading.  :(

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2024, 11:23:07 PM »
Holy smokes, this snowman boltz guy's ig page is a treasure trove of unintended comedy, like laugh-at-him-not-with-him type stuff.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2024, 11:37:43 PM by EdLawndale »
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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2024, 03:05:00 AM »
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There hasn’t been any skate clips coming from this man who is obviously a poser and I still need to know if he can actually do a kickflip
[close]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C43lgpApE3f/
you NEVER landed this or anything else baby girl keep it real
why would you do this to yourself
[close]

lmao the full supreme get up is so fitting for a dude who can’t kickflip

Well sorry for getting into skateboarding in my late teens because mom was too concerned about me growing up. Fuck outta here with that can’t kickflip shit. Hope I don’t see you at the fountain bozo

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #40 on: April 02, 2024, 03:05:46 AM »
Wow I've never seen someone with less self awareness

Why are you following me on instagram if you tryna rip on me

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« Reply #41 on: April 02, 2024, 03:08:28 AM »
elite photography timing

all 3 are essentially the same photo

They were three diff takes. It’s crazy how people around my age are cheering on for me and you 30 somethings are judging me.

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2024, 03:29:25 AM »
you started a whole ass thread about some random journalist because you don’t think they can kickflip yet you can’t kickflip either

ima be @ the fountain at 4pm

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2024, 03:39:27 AM »
My guy, if you have to hash tag "#funny" in the caption of your ig posts, it's not.

You gotta stop this shit. Please. At this point in time, content creation is just not your bag, baby. You remind me of that guy who went to Tampa with a giant picture of Jager Eaton rubbing his nipples only to get bullied by Berra of all ppl.

Your gangly friend may have gone viral with his little 5 Guys & Fries train-time shtick...but that dude has loads more personality than you. Which is saying a lot because that guy has very little personality. He just basically droops down and hangs his arms. But at least he's not incredibly annoying; he has that going for him.

And here you are trying to weeze his juice.

You're selling your soul here -- leaving your dignity in the gutter -- for something like 12 Likes, max, on an ig post. The ends don't justify the means.

When you're in a line, in the rain, screaming "suck my dick" to a group of complete strangers over not receiving a free meal, or standing outside of Chipolte, filming some guy that simply tried to enforce his company's policies and muttering to yourself, do you wonder what ppl passing by you think?

Do you ever stop in the middle of all this and go, "Holy shit, I am completely wasting my life at 24 years old"?

Drop the act. Hole up in the lab for a while, start writing a comedy book or make a music album or something, take up graphic design, anything at all where you can sit in front of a computer for hours on end, away from the general public, and create content that can be refined and worked on, content that doesn't require immediate validation by others. 
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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2024, 03:41:27 AM »
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Wow I've never seen someone with less self awareness
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Why are you following me on instagram if you tryna rip on me

But I don't?  ???

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #45 on: April 02, 2024, 04:22:12 AM »
you started a whole ass thread about some random journalist because you don’t think they can kickflip yet you can’t kickflip either

ima be @ the fountain at 4pm

Jokes on you it’s raining today

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2024, 04:23:04 AM »
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Wow I've never seen someone with less self awareness
[close]

Why are you following me on instagram if you tryna rip on me
[close]

But I don't?  ???


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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #47 on: April 02, 2024, 04:24:58 AM »
My guy, if you have to hash tag "#funny" in the caption of your ig posts, it's not.

You gotta stop this shit. Please. At this point in time, content creation is just not your bag, baby. You remind me of that guy who went to Tampa with a giant picture of Jager Eaton rubbing his nipples only to get bullied by Berra of all ppl.

Your gangly friend may have gone viral with his little 5 Guys & Fries train-time shtick...but that dude has loads more personality than you. Which is saying a lot because that guy has very little personality. He just basically droops down and hangs his arms. But at least he's not incredibly annoying; he has that going for him.

And here you are trying to weeze his juice.

You're selling your soul here -- leaving your dignity in the gutter -- for something like 12 Likes, max, on an ig post. The ends don't justify the means.

When you're in a line, in the rain, screaming "suck my dick" to a group of complete strangers over not receiving a free meal, or standing outside of Chipolte, filming some guy that simply tried to enforce his company's policies and muttering to yourself, do you wonder what ppl passing by you think?

Do you ever stop in the middle of all this and go, "Holy shit, I am completely wasting my life at 24 years old"?

Drop the act. Hole up in the lab for a while, start writing a comedy book or make a music album or something, take up graphic design, anything at all where you can sit in front of a computer for hours on end, away from the general public, and create content that can be refined and worked on, content that doesn't require immediate validation by others.

If you care about me so much why won’t you go suck my dick???

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #48 on: April 02, 2024, 04:27:49 AM »


Imagine being too afraid to show your face while buying a ton of etnies shoes??? Get some fucking taste dude your drip is so 20 years ago in a bad way.

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #49 on: April 02, 2024, 04:28:22 AM »


Imagine being too afraid to show your face while buying a ton of etnies shoes??? Get some fucking taste dude your drip is so 20 years ago in a bad way.

NOT ONLY THAT YOU ONLY GOT TWO LIKES ON A POST LMAOOO

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« Reply #50 on: April 02, 2024, 04:29:42 AM »


WHY DO YOU HAVE NYJAH’S BARE NAKED ASS ON YOUR INSTAGRAM FEED? DO YOU JERK OFF TO THAT SHIT? AYO???

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #51 on: April 02, 2024, 04:33:19 AM »
6 posts in a row, dude is FUMING

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #52 on: April 02, 2024, 04:35:48 AM »
nice meltdown.

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« Reply #53 on: April 02, 2024, 04:38:21 AM »
weekend update, do not destroy, and the guy who does the trump impersonation are the only funny things on SNL anymore.


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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #54 on: April 02, 2024, 04:39:04 AM »
nice meltdown.
Thanks I’m gonna make a video about why this website sucks

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #55 on: April 02, 2024, 04:45:35 AM »
For the record, Nigel’s butt doilies were a meme on here after that weird fashion magazine published all his boudoir photos.
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« Reply #56 on: April 02, 2024, 04:54:12 AM »
Haha! Only took two pages to serve this fool up. Nice work pals

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« Reply #57 on: April 02, 2024, 05:15:15 AM »
For the record, Nigel’s butt doilies were a meme on here after that weird fashion magazine published all his boudoir photos.

Ik it’s a meme but the fact that he has that on his instagram page is crazy. How old is that senior citizen?

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« Reply #58 on: April 02, 2024, 05:18:05 AM »
Haha! Only took two pages to serve this fool up. Nice work pals

I wanna crap in a box just to mail it to you so your bitch ass can smell it

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Re: SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.
« Reply #59 on: April 02, 2024, 05:26:06 AM »
Imagine defending a poser who doesn’t skate? And is a writer on SNL? If I was a writer on SNL I wouldn’t lie about some shit like that