My guy, if you have to hash tag "#funny" in the caption of your ig posts, it's not.
You gotta stop this shit. Please. At this point in time, content creation is just not your bag, baby. You remind me of that guy who went to Tampa with a giant picture of Jager Eaton rubbing his nipples only to get bullied by Berra of all ppl.
Your gangly friend may have gone viral with his little 5 Guys & Fries train-time shtick...but that dude has loads more personality than you. Which is saying a lot because that guy has very little personality. He just basically droops down and hangs his arms. But at least he's not incredibly annoying; he has that going for him.
And here you are trying to weeze his juice.
You're selling your soul here -- leaving your dignity in the gutter -- for something like 12 Likes, max, on an ig post. The ends don't justify the means.
When you're in a line, in the rain, screaming "suck my dick" to a group of complete strangers over not receiving a free meal, or standing outside of Chipolte, filming some guy that simply tried to enforce his company's policies and muttering to yourself, do you wonder what ppl passing by you think?
Do you ever stop in the middle of all this and go, "Holy shit, I am completely wasting my life at 24 years old"?
Drop the act. Hole up in the lab for a while, start writing a comedy book or make a music album or something, take up graphic design, anything at all where you can sit in front of a computer for hours on end, away from the general public, and create content that can be refined and worked on, content that doesn't require immediate validation by others.
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