Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*

[BartHarleyJarvis]

It’s hard to believe someone designed and built a skatepark that looks this unfun in 2024. 90s ass THPS layout. 4’ spine as a centerpiece of the park???

[Ignatius J Reilly]

skipped to a random time about midway through, saw clips of rollerbladers and a guy grinding down a hubba on his knees, closed the tab

[shredflanders]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4

It’s hard to believe someone designed and built a skatepark that looks this unfun in 2024. 90s ass THPS layout. 4’ spine as a centerpiece of the park???

Are Richie Jackson and Taylor Silverman an item or what? Can’t tell if she’s getting pole jammed by him or Pim Tool.


Or both…. 

[GrayCellGreen]

This is the "last person you want on the sesh" but in video form.

[shredflanders]

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4

It’s hard to believe someone designed and built a skatepark that looks this unfun in 2024. 90s ass THPS layout. 4’ spine as a centerpiece of the park???

[close]

Are Richie Jackson and Taylor Silverman an item or what? Can’t tell if she’s getting pole jammed by him or Pim Tool.


Or both…. 

Probably Pim, I remember something about her not liking men that wear blouses.

[BartHarleyJarvis]

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4

It’s hard to believe someone designed and built a skatepark that looks this unfun in 2024. 90s ass THPS layout. 4’ spine as a centerpiece of the park???

[close]

Are Richie Jackson and Taylor Silverman an item or what? Can’t tell if she’s getting pole jammed by him or Pim Tool.


Or both…. 

[close]

Probably Pim, I remember something about her not liking men that wear blouses.

Lmao god dammit. Gnar’d

[swellbowed]

[Dad Board]

I kinda wanna hate watch this but I’m afraid it will throw my algorithm out of wack and I’ll start getting adverts for boner pills and trump bibles

[DCLOVE]

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4

It’s hard to believe someone designed and built a skatepark that looks this unfun in 2024. 90s ass THPS layout. 4’ spine as a centerpiece of the park???

[close]

Are Richie Jackson and Taylor Silverman an item or what? Can’t tell if she’s getting pole jammed by him or Pim Tool.


Or both…. 

That’s the one who complained about trans person in a women’s contest right? And Tim pool is like skateboardings Ben Shapiro? Yeah burn that place to the ground with them in it.

[Dad Board]

That was about the equivalent of a Kyle rittenhouse standup special.

[ejazzle]

Imagine having the time, money and space to build any park you want and this is what you come up with. Shows you what kind of mental capacity these people are operating at.

[garforth]

is richie jackson still pro for death skateboards? bizzare. tim pool skates and thinks like someone who has suffered a severe head injury, maybe he should wear a helmet

[The real veganshawn]

No thanks

[Crust]

Such a long video with such little substance

[Shtonk]

That was about the equivalent of a Kyle rittenhouse standup special.

ooooff

[Steely Daniel]

I kinda wanna hate watch this but I’m afraid it will throw my algorithm out of wack and I’ll start getting adverts for boner pills and trump bibles

incognito mode for the hate-watching. That's what I did and I only made it a few minutes in. Horrible thps2 park layout as described above and just the worst fucking dudes ever all in one place. I've never skated a place with the kachunk metal things at the bottom of every obstacle but it sounds gross and I bet it feels lame too.

[meg]

This is about the same cringe levels as I get browsing slap.

[Steely Daniel]

Damn meg were you one of the girls in the background for this historic session?

Lol, that curly-haired guy smoked his head trying to kneeboard 5050 the hubba at around 6 minutes in. Best highlight.

[meg]

How did that comment get translated in your mind to that I was stoked on this?

[Steely Daniel]

My feeble mind just assumed you felt the exact opposite as everyone else here.

Short cryptic comments like that throw me off I guess.

What the fuck do I know anyway. I'm a stupid useless kook about 3 drinks away from a bolts the snowman meltdown of my own.

Excuse me as I show myself the door here.

[Staniel]

Hahaha what a hive of scum and villainy. Even Tim seems bummed that the first trick to go down on his hubba could be a caveman double-knee grind by Carrot Top.

[lurkluke]

you just know it smell crazy in there