Would there have been skatable spots in ancient rome?

[TheDraught]

Sure as fuck there were spots. Even this communal toilet is skateable. No doubt the temples and bath houses were skateable too (the latter especially when drained) but I also think security would have been tight.

[D10S]

Sure as fuck there were spots. Even this communal toilet is skateable. No doubt the temples and bath houses were skateable too (the latter especially when drained) but I also think security would have been tight.

I see a Marcus Sucius line here.

[Magnolia]

It would be sick to see the GXM crew bombing the Palatine Hill

What would some other Roman brands be called?
I know Julius Stranger would still be ripping

[Síota]

The roads would have been un-skateable..

[exlurker]

IDK, shit was pretty up-river down then



As in, shit and dead bodies were literally kept up-river from the drinking water

[TheDraught]

It would be sick to see the GXM crew bombing the Palatine Hill

What would some other Roman brands be called?
I know Julius Stranger would still be ripping

Marcus McBride too.
Leo Romero sounds like a name for an emporer.

411 would be CDXI

Ed's Temple would be a popular spot.
Habitat and Supreme don't have to change names.

All Romans can relate to a video called Mosaic. Everybody would be hating on Nike, because who names their brand after a Greek goddess? (Might as well call it Zeus ffs)

Slave would be popular though, and Zero would be called NULLA.

[Uncle Flea]

I'm thinking Aqua ducts might be good. If memory serves. They had good concrete.
The problem would probably be the reaction to the bloarding.

Nothing but Dogmatic jerks around in ancient times.

HEY THATS GODS BUNNY!!! Is the cry of the day. Protect your necks pals who might time traveler someday. Or yesterday if that still exist

[231st Street]

Pozzolana cement, lets go!!

[Mule]

There would for sure have been skateable spots in ancient Rome! Plenty of ledges and hubbas and as for flatground there were plenty of tiled floors and even some of the cobblestone streets would probably be fine to skate. It'd be kinda like skating an ancient EMB

[Uncle Flea]

There would for sure have been skateable spots in ancient Rome! Plenty of ledges and hubbas and as for flatground there were plenty of tiled floors and even some of the cobblestone streets would probably be fine to skate. It'd be kinda like skating an ancient EMB

We could just get really good at tight squeeze just skate granite stairs sideways like court house and land in the dirt.

Sword pole jam. You we can bring Evan Smith to Macedonia and we could see if he can pole jam a phalanx pike.
To be honest im taking all Indy crew and Frog. Who but Indy crew is gonna be able to tame that terrain? Fuckin no one. Rhino is needed too.

While the demo is cranking. I'm gonna go teach Alexander and Hephaestian about LSD and show people the power of magnets and wire with my guitar and battery powered amp. Warn them about the future in song like a good pack of nomadic rolling warriors of future world peace.
See what that gets us.

[Uncle Flea]

When I got back I'd send all pals boxes of plunder

[radcunt]

[Giftedly Hater’d]

Who would want to be a skateboarder in a world with no pants to talk about though?

[Uncle Flea]

Who would want to be a skateboarder in a world with no pants to talk about though?

I'd be rolling naked. Or as close too. Look at that toilet no one's giving a shit. I'll just say it's part of the bloarding. Clothing should be optional in America anyway.

[phlap]

I know for a FACT Marcus Aurelius had a nice Switch Heel.

[Uncle Flea]

I know for a FACT Marcus Aurelius had a nice Switch Heel.

Full agree.
Pharaoh Ptolemy fakie hardflips.
That's why Marks always making videos about it.

[Atiba Applebum]

Imagine bombing all seven hills.  GXM!  Hades Ride!

[Allen.]

This thread is crazy

[Magnolia]

Imagine showing up to the spot with a ceramic jug of wine for the homies

[Síota]

Imagine showing up to the spot with a ceramic jug of wine for the homies

That would be tight.

[somethingmustbreaknow]

SKVIII OR DIE

[Magnolia]

SKVIII OR DIE

Perfect

[Magnolia]

Caesar was the first one to gap the Rubicon

Fred Gaul

[TheDraught]

Who would want to be a skateboarder in a world with no pants to talk about though?

Imagine all the talk about togas though

[gringo_viejo]

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There would for sure have been skateable spots in ancient Rome! Plenty of ledges and hubbas and as for flatground there were plenty of tiled floors and even some of the cobblestone streets would probably be fine to skate. It'd be kinda like skating an ancient EMB

[close]

We could just get really good at tight squeeze just skate granite stairs sideways like court house and land in the dirt.

Sword pole jam. You we can bring Evan Smith to Macedonia and we could see if he can pole jam a phalanx pike.
To be honest im taking all Indy crew and Frog. Who but Indy crew is gonna be able to tame that terrain? Fuckin no one. Rhino is needed too.

While the demo is cranking. I'm gonna go teach Alexander and Hephaestian about LSD and show people the power of magnets and wire with my guitar and battery powered amp. Warn them about the future in song like a good pack of nomadic rolling warriors of future world peace.
See what that gets us.

Fucking magnets and wire...

HOW DO THEY WORK???

[gringo_viejo]

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Who would want to be a skateboarder in a world with no pants to talk about though?

[close]

Imagine all the talk about togas though

Slap archives/trend predictions 476
Peeled grapes: IN
Round shields: OUT
We've been wearing loose fit togas for ten centuries, but 476 AD is gonna be the year of the TIGHT TOGA!

[Uncle Flea]

Imagine bombing all seven hills.  GXM!  Hades Ride!

Bringing on the apocalypse

[jgonzalez]

Maxentius Palmer
Alexander the Olson
Mark Anthony Van Engelen

Forums would have smooth marble ground. The baths would have a lot of sick transition like an indoor skatepark. Temples would have hubbas, outledges, manny pads and benches. Many famous modern skate spots are at neoclassical buildings anyway so imagine all the spots Rome would have. Skating flat in a church, specifically the pantheon, would be sick. Natas spin an obelisk.

What would the skater/quadriga beef be like

I was hard pressed to see any actual skate spots in central rome. The cobblestone is at times so worn. I imagine the peripheral areas where the large apartment buildings are would have more spots. Any Roman PALS post here?

[Magnolia]

A centurion in a chariot rode past me and yelled "do a kickflip" I stfg I hate those guys

[Uncle Flea]

Maxentius Palmer
Alexander the Olson
Mark Anthony Van Engelen

Forums would have smooth marble ground. The baths would have a lot of sick transition like an indoor skatepark. Temples would have hubbas, outledges, manny pads and benches. Many famous modern skate spots are at neoclassical buildings anyway so imagine all the spots Rome would have. Skating flat in a church, specifically the pantheon, would be sick. Natas spin an obelisk.

What would the skater/quadriga beef be like

I was hard pressed to see any actual skate spots in central rome. The cobblestone is at times so worn. I imagine the peripheral areas where the large apartment buildings are would have more spots. Any Roman PALS post here?

We're not bringing lil Olsen at all ked. No Party Janitors/ Hall Monitors allowed.

Last thing I need is Stevens larvae telling me to behave ever 5 seconds. I definitely think he'd just stand there and giggle when the 13th legion captures me and Evan for drawing on Caesar's house and stealing designer togas.

"I'm with them two. I'm just here to check the meter. I warned them.. 

Someone put bail money in the time machine for I know I'm probably stranded somewhere rn. I left myself a not jic yesterday.

Help me science pals