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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2430 on: April 07, 2026, 08:27:15 AM »
If there’s a regime change, why does the United States of Israel need to nuke Iran?

250 years of extortion, corruption and death from America.

China has existed for thousands of years and has not been at war as much USA in the last 2000 years.

It’s easier and more profitable to destroy and rebuild countries to make money. This is what happens when people are instilled with ethnic supremacy and money worshipping from a young age and don’t apply themselves to make meaningful contributions to improve society.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2431 on: April 07, 2026, 09:15:35 AM »
He’s about to nuke Iran.  This is why all of the military leaders were fired last week.

Guaranteed he hits an area where US troops are also stationed and he'll blame it all on Obama's weak Iran Treaty.

If there’s a regime change, why does the United States of Israel need to nuke Iran?

There was never a regime change. Just a new leader with the same political views as the previous leader (his dad) but now only more extreme in his views because his dad, wife, and kid were killed in the bombings.

It’s easier and more profitable to destroy and rebuild countries to make money. This is what happens when people are instilled with ethnic supremacy and money worshipping from a young age and don’t apply themselves to make meaningful contributions to improve society.

Trump doesn't want Iranian land. He wants the land in Gaza (you know the one his son-in-law presented plans for a Mar-a-lago resort for) and he needs to do Israel's bidding to get that land.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2432 on: April 07, 2026, 10:19:02 AM »
Conservatives never need to be in charge of anything ever again, let the adults take over and prosecute the shit out of all of em immediately

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2433 on: April 07, 2026, 10:53:42 AM »
I think Kirsti Noem used up the propaganda budget for the year. The video the White House put out to promote the war is, well, wow... I think even middle schoolers would be embarrassed by it. The Mortal Kombat song is bad enough but the "Flawless Victory" at the end of the video is painfully cringy:
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2029741548791853331

The White House needs to hire Iran's AI prompter. He's doing way better job creating propaganda than whoever threw the White House video together.


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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2434 on: April 07, 2026, 11:38:44 AM »
Conservatives never need to be in charge of anything ever again, let the adults take over and prosecute the shit out of all of em immediately

But if we vote for liberals, everything bad that’s happening now will for sure happen under their administration.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2435 on: April 07, 2026, 11:51:09 AM »
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Conservatives never need to be in charge of anything ever again, let the adults take over and prosecute the shit out of all of em immediately
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But if we vote for liberals, everything bad that’s happening now will for sure happen under their administration.
and we will be FORCED to get a smaller trailer and vacation home because of having to provide all those slimy pathetic drains on society with "food" "services" and "housing"

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2436 on: April 07, 2026, 12:07:30 PM »
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Conservatives never need to be in charge of anything ever again, let the adults take over and prosecute the shit out of all of em immediately
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But if we vote for liberals, everything bad that’s happening now will for sure happen under their administration.
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and we will be FORCED to get a smaller trailer and vacation home because of having to provide all those slimy pathetic drains on society with "food" "services" and "housing"

Having food and housing is pretty woke ideology. Much like the idea of affordability.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2437 on: April 07, 2026, 12:18:42 PM »
Israel must have enough dirt on Trump that would get him sentenced to life in prison multiple times because no other president, including another sex pest [Bill Clinton], was stupid enough to be goaded into war with Iran.

Fuck Germany, Canada, Australia, Argentina and any country who supports attacking Iran. It went from 3,000 to 30,000 to 60,000 people killed by the Iranian government. I’m fed up with the blatant propaganda and ass licking of Israel. If they didn’t attack other countries, act worse than Nazis, and try to carry out the “Greater Israel” project, the surrounding countries wouldn’t hate them. Israel attacks first and the majority of the West claims it is defense, while labeling Muslim countries who defend themselves as “terrorists.”

“We’re the good guys and if you don’t give us what we want, we’ll kill you. Also, if you agree to our demands, we’ll still kill you.”
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2438 on: April 07, 2026, 12:30:08 PM »
We are the evil axis. Fuck it’d be nice to have ANYONE in our government that wasn’t a ball less sack of shit envoke the 25th on this clearly insane asshat BEFORE he nukes a nation for absolutely no god damn reason.

The writing is literally on the wall:

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2439 on: April 07, 2026, 12:57:34 PM »
Yeah, I think for millennials who were young but old enough to understand what was happening, the years after 9/11 were a real wake-up call. Since then, I’ve pretty much seen them, in simple terms, as the villains. To me, they’ve been the biggest threat to whatever sense of global peace exists, and that’s how it’s felt for most of my life.

They also have the most powerful, polished, and effective propaganda machine in the world. And it doesn’t just influence Americans... they’ve managed to shape how people across much of the world see things.
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2440 on: April 07, 2026, 01:47:01 PM »
I remember watching a documentary about the Vietnam War. An American soldier in battle (that lost all his friends ) saying he had no idea why he was there, killing Vietnamese people.

This is been USA since cold war.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2441 on: April 07, 2026, 01:56:54 PM »
I remember watching a documentary about the Vietnam War. An American soldier in battle (that lost all his friends ) saying he had no idea why he was there, killing Vietnamese people.

This is been USA since cold war.

No war since the American Revolution has been about freedom.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2442 on: April 07, 2026, 02:41:43 PM »
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I remember watching a documentary about the Vietnam War. An American soldier in battle (that lost all his friends ) saying he had no idea why he was there, killing Vietnamese people.

This is been USA since cold war.
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No war since the American Revolution has been about freedom.

I mean if we’re going there you could make the argument th AR wasn’t either. 

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2443 on: April 07, 2026, 03:52:43 PM »
How Trump went to war with Iran. Leaks from the war room. NYT article:

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/us/politics/trump-iran-war.html

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2444 on: April 07, 2026, 04:09:03 PM »
republicans are too scared to invoke the 25th...they're nothing without their king trump. Also he most likely has dirt on them all, just like how putin has on trump
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2445 on: April 07, 2026, 07:15:10 PM »

US prez openly calling for genocide via social media, palpable threats of nuclear escalation and civilian targeting, lego wartime videos made by artificial intelligence.


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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2446 on: April 07, 2026, 11:23:52 PM »
Welp, another fucking TACO Tuesday.

I wonder what insider trades went down just before the market closed. Super fun to watch the after hours value jump 1K points.

I'm glad there is some sanity/pull back. I'm glad we decided not to genocide civilians. At least America can say we didn't bomb bridges and power plants civilians need to survive (low bar).

But, Christ, I'm tired of what feels like market manipulation. I wonder which family member put a few hundred million in their bank account today via the stock market or through some "prediction market" bet.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2447 on: April 07, 2026, 11:33:56 PM »
Welp, another fucking TACO Tuesday.

I wonder what insider trades went down just before the market closed. Super fun to watch the after hours value jump 1K points.

I'm glad there is some sanity/pull back. I'm glad we decided not to genocide civilians. At least America can say we didn't bomb bridges and power plants civilians need to survive (low bar).

But, Christ, I'm tired of what feels like market manipulation. I wonder which family member put a few hundred million in their bank account today via the stock market or through some "prediction market" bet.

The market manipulation is depressing but waking up this morning to news that there was no action was relieving.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2448 on: April 08, 2026, 12:12:46 AM »
Someone do the fucking thing already.
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2449 on: April 08, 2026, 12:24:27 AM »
Someone do the fucking thing already.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2450 on: April 08, 2026, 04:29:43 AM »
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Someone do the fucking thing already.
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No to president vance who might be able to soften poll number plummeting

JD is a black hole of charisma, I dunno if he or anyone would be able to match the Cult of personality Trump has in the base’s mind.
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2451 on: April 08, 2026, 01:36:38 PM »
So ... how many terrorist attack do you suppose are coming to USA in the next decades? Or do Iranians see Trump as a total clown and don't even care all that much?

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2452 on: April 08, 2026, 02:14:38 PM »
So ... how many terrorist attack do you suppose are coming to USA in the next decades? Or do Iranians see Trump as a total clown and don't even care all that much?

Who knows, but I do know the Lego videos they release mocking Trump are hilarious.  They think he's a total moron. 

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2453 on: April 08, 2026, 02:51:17 PM »
So ... how many terrorist attack do you suppose are coming to USA in the next decades?

Doesn’t matter. Any and all attacks that are attributed to Trump’s feckless attitude towards the middle east will be blamed on Biden’s (non-existent) “open border” policy.

MAGA already see Trump’s deal of ships now being charged to cross $2,000,000 to pass thru the strait—when it used to be free—as a good thing. As is Iran now being allowed unlimited expansion of Uranium enrichment, versus when Obama had them agree to no enrichment.

That’s Trump’s 5D chess for ya—pay more, get less, convince yourself that suffering is good.

I just wish terrorists would just hit the states and cities that voted to put Trump and his cabinet in charge. Versus the big cities that were against Trump and will inevitably be the obvious target for such terror attacks.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2454 on: April 08, 2026, 03:28:24 PM »
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So ... how many terrorist attack do you suppose are coming to USA in the next decades? Or do Iranians see Trump as a total clown and don't even care all that much?
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Who knows, but I do know the Lego videos they release mocking Trump are hilarious.  They think he's a total moron.
To be fair, they probably think the average American is stupid as well, considering Americans elected a con artist twice. Over 50% of Americans over 18 read at a 6th-grade level or below, while 21% are technically illiterate. That means that around 25% of this country’s adults are literate enough to read books that are more complicated than Captain Underpants. Iran understands their target audience.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2455 on: April 08, 2026, 04:31:43 PM »
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So ... how many terrorist attack do you suppose are coming to USA in the next decades? Or do Iranians see Trump as a total clown and don't even care all that much?
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Who knows, but I do know the Lego videos they release mocking Trump are hilarious.  They think he's a total moron.
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To be fair, they probably think the average American is stupid as well, considering Americans elected a con artist twice. Over 50% of Americans over 18 read at a 6th-grade level or below, while 21% are technically illiterate. That means that around 25% of this country’s adults are literate enough to read books that are more complicated than Captain Underpants. Iran understands their target audience. ARE MAGA


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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2456 on: April 08, 2026, 05:51:29 PM »
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So ... how many terrorist attack do you suppose are coming to USA in the next decades? Or do Iranians see Trump as a total clown and don't even care all that much?
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Who knows, but I do know the Lego videos they release mocking Trump are hilarious.  They think he's a total moron.
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To be fair, they probably think the average American is stupid as well, considering Americans elected a con artist twice. Over 50% of Americans over 18 read at a 6th-grade level or below, while 21% are technically illiterate. That means that around 25% of this country’s adults are literate enough to read books that are more complicated than Captain Underpants. Iran understands their target audience. ARE MAGA
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50% of voters voted for Trump.  That’s hardly 50% of Americans considering our voting turnout

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2457 on: April 08, 2026, 06:24:58 PM »
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So ... how many terrorist attack do you suppose are coming to USA in the next decades? Or do Iranians see Trump as a total clown and don't even care all that much?
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Who knows, but I do know the Lego videos they release mocking Trump are hilarious.  They think he's a total moron.
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To be fair, they probably think the average American is stupid as well, considering Americans elected a con artist twice. Over 50% of Americans over 18 read at a 6th-grade level or below, while 21% are technically illiterate. That means that around 25% of this country’s adults are literate enough to read books that are more complicated than Captain Underpants. Iran understands their target audience. ARE MAGA
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50% of voters voted for Trump.  That’s hardly 50% of Americans considering our voting turnout

I purposely consider anyone who sat the election out as MAGA because they knew what was at stake and chose to support Trump via indifference.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2458 on: April 08, 2026, 09:56:57 PM »
US will use existing information to auto register 18 year olds for the draft.

Also, resources to auto register 18 year olds for the draft isn't reliable enough to auto register 18 year olds to vote.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2459 on: April 09, 2026, 09:48:55 AM »
US will use existing information to auto register 18 year olds for the draft.

Also, resources to auto register 18 year olds for the draft isn't reliable enough to auto register 18 year olds to vote.
DOGE got the data of pretty much every person living in the US. I’m willing to bet that the auto-registering program was created with an AI tool by 18-20 year-old white nationalists who will never be drafted.

Also, I’m glad that I’m diagnosed with ADHD and got on an anti-depressant in January. It completely disqualifies me from service even if they increase drafting age to the voluntary enlistment age of 41-42. If they really need people, they could make me fill out waivers. However, I would still be ineligible since recruits need to be off most psychiatric medications for at least 2 years. I refuse to die for the Epstein Regime to help billionaires steal resources and land to expand Israel.