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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2460 on: April 09, 2026, 02:01:49 PM »


Seriously. From this point on, only you can prevent forest fires.

That’s because right before forest fire season, Trump dismantled the Forest Fire Research Dept whose data helps fight and prevent fires.

Couple this with the defunding of FEMA and we’re gonna have a lot of fucked over people this dry season.

Wonder how they’ll blame Obama for all of this?

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2461 on: April 09, 2026, 02:23:32 PM »
Anyone else watch Mr. Global?  He's pretty good when it comes to geopolitics and oil.  Apparently Iran just blew up the trans Saudi pipeline and a bunch of oil refinery and infrastructure in a bunch of the gulf countries. 

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« Reply #2462 on: April 09, 2026, 03:48:18 PM »
Anyone else watch Mr. Global?  He's pretty good when it comes to geopolitics and oil.  Apparently Iran just blew up the trans Saudi pipeline and a bunch of oil refinery and infrastructure in a bunch of the gulf countries.  Could easily be an Israeli false flag I suppose too.


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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2463 on: April 11, 2026, 12:59:28 AM »
Looking at the peace talks. Iran's FM, Abbas Araghchi, PhD, is smarter than all the Americans at this summit.  Especially, embarrassing is Kushner and Witkoff, a couple of Israel's stooges.
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2464 on: April 11, 2026, 02:43:58 AM »

https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2026/03/25/americans-broadly-disapprove-of-u-s-military-action-in-iran/

Amazing how differently people see the war based on political affliation. I'm sure our opinions are framed by established perceptions of Trump as well as right/left loyalty, but I wonder what the right wing media is saying about the cost of oil, the strait possibly being a forever toll road, other countries creating tolls around global shipping, and our EU and Asian allies being annoyed that we unilaterally fucked up their cost of living without notice.

Not to mention the potential loss of the petrodollar. Petrodollars have had negative consequences for many of us, but they also help subsidize the American economy. My personal need of needing income leads me to prefer the Middle-East subsidizing America rather than China. Not that the economy and individual well being are the same thing or connected as strongly as we'd like to pretend.



Also, I've seen the left intensely focusing on cost as a key argument against the war. I feel the cost avenue isn't the best critique--as money needs to be spent on domestic stuff as well as things abroad for America to retain power and for America to support good causes--better critiques may be the cost on Americans, the lack of goals, the lack of planning, the harm done to America's partners, the harm done to our image, the inhumanity in Trump's threats, pretending that the predictable action of shutting down the Strait was not going to happen.

I don't believe for a second this benevolent hegemon narrative the right/left have recently started peddling. Obviously, the right started peddling this shit because they want to paint a picture of America being used by the rest of the world. The left--weirdly--started using it because, ummm, maybe to make the US sound like nation of altruism all the time or because they need to have the opposite narrative for some reason? Fareed Zakaria was mentioning this on Klein's podcast this week. I don't get it. America has engaged in some seriously shitty actions abroad. We have severely fucked up other countries and done plenty of stupid shit that blew up in our faces. 

The left and the center (and any non-lunatic on the right) needs to frame NATO, USAID, etc., as doing good, BUT acknowledge the horrible shit we've done, and explain some of the most benign things we do is to create benefit for us. We don't have military bases in Japan, Germany, etc., because we want to be nice to the people we (along with the UK, Canada, Russia, and others--Russia did the real heavy lifting of that war) beat in WWII, we have bases their because it is us preventing wealthy competitors/potential threats from developing a military to challenge us, risk our safety, or create wars that'll fuck up our economy the way we are fucking up Asia's economy right now. Our military, political, and support spending abroad has given us so much power and made the world comfortable for us, it has benefitted other countries for sure, but we get more back than we put in. It is not about altruism, it is about power, stability, and influence.

I swear, America needs to institute adult education sabbaticals. At the ages of 25, 30, 35, etc. all Americans should get 4 months off from work to study civics, medicine, finance, etc. The idea that we are done being educated at 18 or 22 is absurd. The news tells stories, but they lack depth. They lack real framing. I also wonder how much better our political debates might be if the avg person had been reminded of how government works and was introduced to a variety of political, economic, and social theories.
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2465 on: April 11, 2026, 02:56:22 AM »
Welp, fuck Eric Swalwell

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« Reply #2466 on: April 11, 2026, 08:03:08 AM »
Welp, fuck Eric Swalwell
I had to look it up. He sexually assaulted at least four women:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20qg3g9554o

He’s trying to paint it as a smear tactic by other candidates or the Republican party, despite the fact that his accusers are former staff members.

As much as I hate both parties [for different reasons], Democrats at least vocally oppose abusers in their party, while Republicans increase their support for abusers running for office because they hate women and “cancel culture”.

Has anyone seen gas prices go down? It’s only gone down $0.30/gallon where I am. It’s still more than $1.00/gallon compared to February prices, but I’m having doubts about it getting any better due to USA and Israel ignoring the conditions of the ceasefire.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2467 on: April 11, 2026, 08:09:44 AM »
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I had to look it up. He sexually assaulted at least four women:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20qg3g9554o

He’s trying to paint it as a smear tactic by other candidates or the Republican party, despite the fact that his accusers are former staff members.

As much as I hate both parties [for different reasons], Democrats at least vocally oppose abusers in their party, while Republicans increase their support for abusers running for office because they hate women and “cancel culture”.

Has anyone seen gas prices go down? It’s only gone down $0.30/gallon where I am. It’s still more than $1.00/gallon compared to February prices, but I’m having doubts about it getting any better due to USA and Israel ignoring the conditions of the ceasefire.


Yeah his support has abandoned him and encouraged him to drop out.   I guess in theory I want Katie Porter, though I think I liked her better as a Congresswoman of either chamber.  I liked Mike Mahan too (mayor of San Jose) but a little sketched out by who supports him (silicon valley, rich guys)

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2468 on: April 11, 2026, 08:25:10 AM »
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I had to look it up. He sexually assaulted at least four women:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20qg3g9554o

He’s trying to paint it as a smear tactic by other candidates or the Republican party, despite the fact that his accusers are former staff members.

As much as I hate both parties [for different reasons], Democrats at least vocally oppose abusers in their party, while Republicans increase their support for abusers running for office because they hate women and “cancel culture”.

Has anyone seen gas prices go down? It’s only gone down $0.30/gallon where I am. It’s still more than $1.00/gallon compared to February prices, but I’m having doubts about it getting any better due to USA and Israel ignoring the conditions of the ceasefire.
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Yeah his support has abandoned him and encouraged him to drop out.   I guess in theory I want Katie Porter, though I think I liked her better as a Congresswoman of either chamber.  I liked Mike Mahan too (mayor of San Jose) but a little sketched out by who supports him (silicon valley, rich guys)

This is the story Dems need to tell — when someone from the Dems is credibly accused of sexual assault by multiple women, we believe the victims. Swalwell lost support and donors over night.

Republicans on the other hand? Well, they would’ve doubled down on support and smeared the victims at the same time.

The parties are NOT the same.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2469 on: April 11, 2026, 04:59:40 PM »

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2470 on: April 12, 2026, 08:02:58 AM »

I saw this in the seinfeld subreddit...vanB boy
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2471 on: April 12, 2026, 08:46:42 AM »
Not surprised that he’s throwing up a white power symbol also. Yay.
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2472 on: April 12, 2026, 09:30:14 AM »
Negotiations off to a great start. You can't kill the global economy if I kill it first.



Yet another pump and dump for the inner circle. The stock market bump last week was wild, Monday is going to be a bloodbath, but that's ok, cause a few days later the blockade will be off and it'll pump again.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2473 on: April 12, 2026, 11:20:56 AM »
Not surprised that he’s throwing up a white power symbol also. Yay.

Normally, I would say yes it is, but in this case he’s throwing up the Miami 305 (area code) hand sign. I’ve seen people from Miami throw this up.
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2474 on: April 12, 2026, 11:56:08 AM »
My wife was telling me about TACO trading last night, which is so perfect.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2475 on: April 12, 2026, 03:11:29 PM »
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2476 on: April 12, 2026, 10:02:56 PM »
LOL. Trump called the Pope a weak liberal then proceeded to post an AI photo of him as Jesus.

Wonder what kind of mental gymnastics Catholics are going to have to do in order to defend and continue to support TACO God?

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2477 on: April 13, 2026, 12:59:25 AM »
LOL. Trump called the Pope a weak liberal then proceeded to post an AI photo of him as Jesus.

Wonder what kind of mental gymnastics Catholics are going to have to do in order to defend and continue to support TACO God?

I think we are going to watch Alt-Catholicism (Neo-Fundamentalist Catholicism) start in America. It is going to center an angry, vengeful, disciplinary God.

Pretty sure that Burke guy hated Francis and plenty of right-wing Catholic media/rich guys will support a version of Catholicism that supports vengeance, intolerance, and domination of others.

"Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys."

Also, the return of Latin masses should be terrifying to us all. Some of these people who really disagree with the Pope want to return to a church where they can't understand the mass and they have to rely on the priest for everything. This scares me as it signals they seem to desire a spiritual world where they lose all control, ability to verify, and participate. They seem to take comfort in the "authority" of words they can't comprehend by a man they can't verify and then accuse science, data, and things they can (to a degree) investigate and verify themselves as lies. The truth is not what they can understand or engage with, but what they cannot understand or engage with. Actively rejecting the opportunity to understand your own religion for the sake of "tradition" seems absurd/terrifying to me.

Basically, all the reforms of 60s should be reversed and the reasoning for the reforms were wrong.

It'll suck if America is the birthplace of Alt-Catholicism (Neo-Fundamentalist Catholicism), but I wouldn't be surprised. Why believe some boring old Pope when you can believe some random 22 year old on YouTube or AM radio who is ranting that woke-ism is making you soft, weak, and easily led. Only Betas listen to the Pope in a language they can understand and think about what they're being told. Instead, you should be listening to a guy speak words you can't understand, believe his interpretation of those words without verification, and then donate 5% of your income to the parish.
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2478 on: April 13, 2026, 05:08:53 AM »
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LOL. Trump called the Pope a weak liberal then proceeded to post an AI photo of him as Jesus.

Wonder what kind of mental gymnastics Catholics are going to have to do in order to defend and continue to support TACO God?
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I think we are going to watch Alt-Catholicism (Neo-Fundamentalist Catholicism) start in America. It is going to center an angry, vengeful, disciplinary God.

Pretty sure that Burke guy hated Francis and plenty of right-wing Catholic media/rich guys will support a version of Catholicism that supports vengeance, intolerance, and domination of others.

"Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys."

Also, the return of Latin masses should be terrifying to us all. Some of these people who really disagree with the Pope want to return to a church where they can't understand the mass and they have to rely on the priest for everything. This scares me as it signals they seem to desire a spiritual world where they lose all control, ability to verify, and participate. They seem to take comfort in the "authority" of words they can't comprehend by a man they can't verify and then accuse science, data, and things they can (to a degree) investigate and verify themselves as lies. The truth is not what they can understand or engage with, but what they cannot understand or engage with. Actively rejecting the opportunity to understand your own religion for the sake of "tradition" seems absurd/terrifying to me.

Basically, all the reforms of 60s should be reversed and the reasoning for the reforms were wrong.

It'll suck if America is the birthplace of Alt-Catholicism (Neo-Fundamentalist Catholicism), but I wouldn't be surprised. Why believe some boring old Pope when you can believe some random 22 year old on YouTube or AM radio who is ranting that woke-ism is making you soft, weak, and easily led. Only Betas listen to the Pope in a language they can understand and think about what they're being told. Instead, you should be listening to a guy speak words you can't understand, believe his interpretation of those words without verification, and then donate 5% of your income to the parish.


This version of Catholicism already exists in different forms.

The Pius Brotherhood (still within current Catholicism)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_of_Saint_Pius_X

Sedevacantism (sects separated from Catholicism)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedevacantism

Mainstream American Catholicism is for the most part already much more conservative than European Catholicism.


 

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2479 on: April 13, 2026, 06:12:33 AM »

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2480 on: April 13, 2026, 07:10:47 AM »
LOL. Just saw this. Their latest double-down is questioning the Pope’s knowledge of THE FUCKING BIBLE!


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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2481 on: April 13, 2026, 07:27:34 AM »
Making the Catholic church look like the good guys is elite dumbassery.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2482 on: April 13, 2026, 07:40:52 AM »
So, for the record, as of this morning, MAGA has this:



And liberals have this:


And I’m okay with it.

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2483 on: April 13, 2026, 11:49:30 AM »
trump is legit the anti-christ and I'm an atheist
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2484 on: April 13, 2026, 12:26:39 PM »
trump is legit the anti-christ and I'm an atheist

back when obama was running for office i was talking with a friend of mine who is really entrenched in esoteric biblical lore. i mentioned how i was seeing a surge in claims that obama was the antichrist, and she matter of factly said, “no, obama is the predecessor to the antichrist”. i sort of interpreted it as meaning he was the precursor, or catalyst for the coming of the antichrist. and while i am not religious in that way, i often think back to the apparent clarity and foresight she had in making that claim.
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2485 on: April 13, 2026, 01:30:26 PM »
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trump is legit the anti-christ and I'm an atheist
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back when obama was running for office i was talking with a friend of mine who is really entrenched in esoteric biblical lore. i mentioned how i was seeing a surge in claims that obama was the antichrist, and she matter of factly said, “no, obama is the predecessor to the antichrist”. i sort of interpreted it as meaning he was the precursor, or catalyst for the coming of the antichrist. and while i am not religious in that way, i often think back to the apparent clarity and foresight she had in making that claim.

Many Christians, especially evangelical Christians, have this weird obsession with the apocalypse. It isn’t discussed as frequently as Christian morals or values, because it is much more vague. As I understand it the Bible contains quite a few stories about how the world will end. The gist:

The Apocalypse – the end of the world - Salvation in Christianity ...According to Christianity, the world ends with the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, marking the final judgment, the defeat of evil, and the creation of a new heaven and earth. This apocalyptic event, often linked to prophecies in Revelation, involves tribulations, the battle of Armageddon, and the establishment of God's eternal kingdom.

Basically the world needs to end first for Christ to come back and the forces of evil or chaos will bring that about (the anti-christ). So basically anything that you as a Christian feel is chaotic or against god‘s Devine order can be the anti-christ: trans kids, weird art at the Olympic Opening ceremony, a black president etc. can all be interpreted as signs of the anti-christ.


It‘s basically Christian fascism.


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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2486 on: April 13, 2026, 04:42:27 PM »
So, for the record, as of this morning, MAGA has this:



And liberals have this:


And I’m okay with it.

I feel like the ai photo is more of the same "flood the zone" strategy, just giving the news enough to talk about so they do not talk about epstein files and all the other fuckery.
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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2487 on: April 13, 2026, 04:52:05 PM »
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trump is legit the anti-christ and I'm an atheist
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back when obama was running for office i was talking with a friend of mine who is really entrenched in esoteric biblical lore. i mentioned how i was seeing a surge in claims that obama was the antichrist, and she matter of factly said, “no, obama is the predecessor to the antichrist”. i sort of interpreted it as meaning he was the precursor, or catalyst for the coming of the antichrist. and while i am not religious in that way, i often think back to the apparent clarity and foresight she had in making that claim.
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Many Christians, especially evangelical Christians, have this weird obsession with the apocalypse. It isn’t discussed as frequently as Christian morals or values, because it is much more vague. As I understand it the Bible contains quite a few stories about how the world will end. The gist:

The Apocalypse – the end of the world - Salvation in Christianity ...According to Christianity, the world ends with the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, marking the final judgment, the defeat of evil, and the creation of a new heaven and earth. This apocalyptic event, often linked to prophecies in Revelation, involves tribulations, the battle of Armageddon, and the establishment of God's eternal kingdom.

Basically the world needs to end first for Christ to come back and the forces of evil or chaos will bring that about (the anti-christ). So basically anything that you as a Christian feel is chaotic or against god‘s Devine order can be the anti-christ: trans kids, weird art at the Olympic Opening ceremony, a black president etc. can all be interpreted as signs of the anti-christ.


It‘s basically Christian fascism.


I don’t know about that last paragraph, but mostly what you’re describing is dispensational eschatology which is where the Rapture and Left Behind books get their Dan Brown view of religion.   You’re correct it’s mostly an evangelical thing.   I took Biblical Literature classes at Christian college and my NT class proved as much as you could that Revelation/Antichrist were coded warnings about Roman Emperors since John was writing from prison.   666 is gematria for NeroCaesar in Greek (adding up all the greek letter values gets you that number) and the footnote “or 616” refers to those same values in Latin (may have the languages skipped.  The death of the Antichrist and its return has clues that signal pretty strongly John’s referencing Domition who many saw as the return of Nero (literally and bc of his cruelty) and the book is full of warnings (for then) present-day Christians and not some treasure hunt for people 2000 years from now as the final chapter of a book they had no idea would ever exist or be apart of.   

I’d say most normal Christian’s ideas of the end of times are just absorbed culturally and they might not necessarily believe it .   Second Coming is likely something the know and the phrase Armageddon is known but not that it references a specific battle.   Antichrist probably has more of a horror movie thought to it than as some actual figure coming to presage the end of times because I would say the average Christian doesn’t really put much thought into the whole thing

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Re: Changes under Trump 2.0
« Reply #2488 on: April 14, 2026, 02:02:55 AM »
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back when obama was running for office i was talking with a friend of mine who is really entrenched in esoteric biblical lore. i mentioned how i was seeing a surge in claims that obama was the antichrist, and she matter of factly said, “no, obama is the predecessor to the antichrist”. i sort of interpreted it as meaning he was the precursor, or catalyst for the coming of the antichrist. and while i am not religious in that way, i often think back to the apparent clarity and foresight she had in making that claim.
[close]

Many Christians, especially evangelical Christians, have this weird obsession with the apocalypse. It isn’t discussed as frequently as Christian morals or values, because it is much more vague. As I understand it the Bible contains quite a few stories about how the world will end. The gist:

The Apocalypse – the end of the world - Salvation in Christianity ...According to Christianity, the world ends with the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, marking the final judgment, the defeat of evil, and the creation of a new heaven and earth. This apocalyptic event, often linked to prophecies in Revelation, involves tribulations, the battle of Armageddon, and the establishment of God's eternal kingdom.

Basically the world needs to end first for Christ to come back and the forces of evil or chaos will bring that about (the anti-christ). So basically anything that you as a Christian feel is chaotic or against god‘s Devine order can be the anti-christ: trans kids, weird art at the Olympic Opening ceremony, a black president etc. can all be interpreted as signs of the anti-christ.


It‘s basically Christian fascism.
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I don’t know about that last paragraph, but mostly what you’re describing is dispensational eschatology which is where the Rapture and Left Behind books get their Dan Brown view of religion.   You’re correct it’s mostly an evangelical thing.   I took Biblical Literature classes at Christian college and my NT class proved as much as you could that Revelation/Antichrist were coded warnings about Roman Emperors since John was writing from prison.   666 is gematria for NeroCaesar in Greek (adding up all the greek letter values gets you that number) and the footnote “or 616” refers to those same values in Latin (may have the languages skipped.  The death of the Antichrist and its return has clues that signal pretty strongly John’s referencing Domition who many saw as the return of Nero (literally and bc of his cruelty) and the book is full of warnings (for then) present-day Christians and not some treasure hunt for people 2000 years from now as the final chapter of a book they had no idea would ever exist or be apart of.   

I’d say most normal Christian’s ideas of the end of times are just absorbed culturally and they might not necessarily believe it .   Second Coming is likely something the know and the phrase Armageddon is known but not that it references a specific battle.   Antichrist probably has more of a horror movie thought to it than as some actual figure coming to presage the end of times because I would say the average Christian doesn’t really put much thought into the whole thing


Thanks. You obviously know more about Christianity than me.

Why I have called it Christian fascism:

Psychologically fascism is fairly simple. It is an extreme hatred and physical disgust of “the other“ and of things that are assumed to be chaotic.

This applies to internal and external forces. You also repress your own inner chaos by using extreme discipline and projecting chaos on those things that you do not understand. To become a real traditional man you literally have to “Conquer you inner Bitch“. You have to fight your “female side“ (you know those annoying soft feelings that make you feel vulnerable).

So at the same time in Society a strong order and hierarchies are seen as the only thing that can save us from the ever increasing chaos that is always threatening us and the natural order. To right wing American Christians the natural order is usually assumed to be traditional white evangelical Christianity (White America as the city upon a hill, as the promised land) and anything that threatens this order is the anti-christ or a sign of the anti-christ. At the same time there seems to be a weird desire for chaos and the apocalypse so Christ can finally return and re-establish this Devine order.

This connects perfectly to Trumps political strategy, which is always to cause chaos and at the same time to present himself as the strongman, who is the only force the can return order. That’s why they are doing the ice raids, that’s why they did DOGE and that’s why they are constantly flooding the zone with shit, while trying to always expand the power of the president. It is a deliberate strategy.

To many rightwing Christians Trump IS Christ, because he represents all their hopes of “returning“ to the natural order (a white America without all the weird LGBTQ stuff and with Christian family values) they so desire. He fights the evil forces of the anti-christ for them.



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trump is legit the anti-christ and I'm an atheist
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back when obama was running for office i was talking with a friend of mine who is really entrenched in esoteric biblical lore. i mentioned how i was seeing a surge in claims that obama was the antichrist, and she matter of factly said, “no, obama is the predecessor to the antichrist”. i sort of interpreted it as meaning he was the precursor, or catalyst for the coming of the antichrist. and while i am not religious in that way, i often think back to the apparent clarity and foresight she had in making that claim.
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Many Christians, especially evangelical Christians, have this weird obsession with the apocalypse. It isn’t discussed as frequently as Christian morals or values, because it is much more vague. As I understand it the Bible contains quite a few stories about how the world will end. The gist:

The Apocalypse – the end of the world - Salvation in Christianity ...According to Christianity, the world ends with the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, marking the final judgment, the defeat of evil, and the creation of a new heaven and earth. This apocalyptic event, often linked to prophecies in Revelation, involves tribulations, the battle of Armageddon, and the establishment of God's eternal kingdom.

Basically the world needs to end first for Christ to come back and the forces of evil or chaos will bring that about (the anti-christ). So basically anything that you as a Christian feel is chaotic or against god‘s Devine order can be the anti-christ: trans kids, weird art at the Olympic Opening ceremony, a black president etc. can all be interpreted as signs of the anti-christ.


It‘s basically Christian fascism.
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I don’t know about that last paragraph, but mostly what you’re describing is dispensational eschatology which is where the Rapture and Left Behind books get their Dan Brown view of religion.   You’re correct it’s mostly an evangelical thing.   I took Biblical Literature classes at Christian college and my NT class proved as much as you could that Revelation/Antichrist were coded warnings about Roman Emperors since John was writing from prison.   666 is gematria for NeroCaesar in Greek (adding up all the greek letter values gets you that number) and the footnote “or 616” refers to those same values in Latin (may have the languages skipped.  The death of the Antichrist and its return has clues that signal pretty strongly John’s referencing Domition who many saw as the return of Nero (literally and bc of his cruelty) and the book is full of warnings (for then) present-day Christians and not some treasure hunt for people 2000 years from now as the final chapter of a book they had no idea would ever exist or be apart of.   

I’d say most normal Christian’s ideas of the end of times are just absorbed culturally and they might not necessarily believe it .   Second Coming is likely something the know and the phrase Armageddon is known but not that it references a specific battle.   Antichrist probably has more of a horror movie thought to it than as some actual figure coming to presage the end of times because I would say the average Christian doesn’t really put much thought into the whole thing
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Thanks. You obviously know more about Christianity than me.

Why I have called it Christian fascism:

Psychologically fascism is fairly simple. It is an extreme hatred and physical disgust of “the other“ and of things that are assumed to be chaotic.

This applies to internal and external forces. You also repress your own inner chaos by using extreme discipline and projecting chaos on those things that you do not understand. To become a real traditional man you literally have to “Conquer you inner Bitch“. You have to fight your “female side“ (you know those annoying soft feelings that make you feel vulnerable).

So at the same time in Society a strong order and hierarchies are seen as the only thing that can save us from the ever increasing chaos that is always threatening us and the natural order. To right wing American Christians the natural order is usually assumed to be traditional white evangelical Christianity (White America as the city upon a hill, as the promised land) and anything that threatens this order is the anti-christ or a sign of the anti-christ. At the same time there seems to be a weird desire for chaos and the apocalypse so Christ can finally return and re-establish this Devine order.

This connects perfectly to Trumps political strategy, which is always to cause chaos and at the same time to present himself as the strongman, who is the only force the can return order. That’s why they are doing the ice raids, that’s why they did DOGE and that’s why they are constantly flooding the zone with shit, while trying to always expand the power of the president. It is a deliberate strategy.

To many rightwing Christians Trump IS Christ, because he represents all their hopes of “returning“ to the natural order (a white America without all the weird LGBTQ stuff and with Christian family values) they so desire. He fights the evil forces of the anti-christ for them.


Oh I don’t disagree with the Christian Fascism label at all and I think you’ve nailed it.   Exclusivity is key.  Exclusivity of being a Christian.  Exclusivity of being a an American.  One of their key phrases you see invading IG is Jesus is King.  I was just kinda show a differentiation between extremist beliefs and standard Christian belief which don’t have a lot of beliefs but more feelings about stuff, if that makes sense.   They aren’t thinking about stuff most of the time, but can have an emotional response if presented with a certain topic.