Author Topic: Paris Hilton disgusts me (Read 4287 times)

JoshEwUhh · « **on:** June 05, 2007, 09:02:01 PM »

Bitch is like "Ooh is a mugshot like a photo shoot? so hot."

Cunt.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/parismugshot1.html

Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2007, 10:19:26 PM »

she seems like a nice lady

Pat Buchanan · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2007, 10:34:37 PM »

Me and Alan Colmes agree that this woman is disgraceful!

JoshEwUhh · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2007, 11:33:39 PM »

It just goes to show you how fucked the US justice system is.
Bitch can get multiple DUI's, violate probation, etc. and get 23 fucking days in jail b/c shes a rich whore!
But any average Joe like ourselves would get 5-7 w/o parole.
I hate america.
Maybe i'll move to Canada.

Alexactly · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2007, 11:44:02 PM »

I think she's really smart and admirable.

tonycoxhox · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2007, 11:45:25 PM »

i bet some of you have jacked off to her sex tape.

tonycoxhox · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2007, 11:49:11 PM »

i would secretly touch her leg if we were in a packed room.

//////////// · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2007, 11:59:25 PM »

shit like that wont even phase her after jail
or the complete opposite and she will be a recluse

Penis_Monster · « **Reply #8 on:** June 06, 2007, 12:11:41 AM »

Quote from: tonycoxhox on June 05, 2007, 11:45:25 PM

i bet some of you have jacked off to her sex tape.

*raises hands*
guilty as charged!

though it still isnt as entertaining as the Chyna sextape (notice i said "entertaining" as opposed to "arousing")

Bill · « **Reply #9 on:** June 06, 2007, 12:21:43 AM »

Quote from: JoshEwUhh on June 05, 2007, 11:33:39 PM

It just goes to show you how fucked the US justice system is.
Bitch can get multiple DUI's, violate probation, etc. and get 23 fucking days in jail b/c shes a rich whore!
But any average Joe like ourselves would get 5-7 w/o parole.
I hate america.
Maybe i'll move to Canada.

Vince Neil from motley crue killed somebody in the 80s and only got 30 days.

//////////// · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2007, 12:27:07 AM »

shout outs to my main man oj

eight oh eight · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2007, 12:40:24 AM »

HOW COME THEY DON'T FIND BIG AND TUPAC'S MURDERER BUT THEY ARREST OJ THE NEXT DAY?? NICOLE SIMPSON CAN'T RAP!! I WANT JUSTICE!!!

Pat Buchanan · « **Reply #12 on:** June 06, 2007, 10:59:17 AM »

Quote from: Frankenberry. on June 05, 2007, 10:53:34 PM

youre not a very funny fake account
just so you know..

Frankenberry is a shitty cereal and Vince Vaughn is a crappy American.

Jura · « **Reply #13 on:** June 06, 2007, 11:13:47 AM »

Quote from: Pat Buchanan on June 06, 2007, 10:59:17 AM

Quote from: Frankenberry. on June 05, 2007, 10:53:34 PM
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youre not a very funny fake account
just so you know..
[close]
Frankenberry is a shitty cereal and Vince Vaughn is a crappy American.

Uh, good one??

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2007, 11:17:31 AM »

I was indifferent about her or just generally thought she was daft but this fascinating news about her is swaying my opinion into thinking we need her in society as a whole.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2007, 11:20:41 AM »

We need a punching bag we can masturbate to.

//////////// · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2007, 11:31:52 AM »

Quote from: Pat Buchanan on June 06, 2007, 10:59:17 AM

Quote from: Frankenberry. on June 05, 2007, 10:53:34 PM
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youre not a very funny fake account
just so you know..
[close]
Frankenberry is a shitty cereal and Vince Vaughn is a crappy American.

you're probably canadian

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2007, 11:35:02 AM »

He's probably a whole wheat waffle eating hippie from the West Coast.

East Coast Canadians respect the powers of Booberry, Count Chocula, and Frankenberry.

EricLogan · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2007, 11:58:30 AM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on June 06, 2007, 11:20:41 AM

We need a punching bag we can masturbate to.

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:47:30 PM »

ohh hey, just droppin into this thread

Peter · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:51:05 PM »

hell, even i could do a better hammering job than that.

//////////// · « **Reply #21 on:** June 06, 2007, 04:14:45 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on June 06, 2007, 11:35:02 AM

He's probably a whole wheat waffle eating hippie from the West Coast.

East Coast Canadians respect the powers of Booberry, Count Chocula, and Frankenberry.

im on the west coast chillin with the sugar crisp bear right now

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2007, 08:15:37 PM »

Ghetto brand frosted flakes covered in sugar always did it for me.

//////////// · « **Reply #23 on:** June 06, 2007, 08:39:12 PM »

are you saying you support a dead tony the tiger?

cold budweisers · « **Reply #24 on:** June 06, 2007, 08:40:56 PM »

frosted flakers

bornindabay · « **Reply #25 on:** June 06, 2007, 08:44:24 PM »

cinnamin life, cinnamin toast crunch, and big chunks of granola cereal once in a while. I used to like fruity pebbles so I could take a shit in plain view so people could trip on the dead parrot. Or just shit and trip. I was around 13-14

cold budweisers · « **Reply #26 on:** June 06, 2007, 08:45:42 PM »

i don't eat cereal anymore, but cinnamon toast crunch used to be my shit. the milk tasted so fucking good. i tried making cinnamon milk once but it was awful.

bornindabay · « **Reply #27 on:** June 06, 2007, 08:48:01 PM »

ever make ghetto horchata? Rice, milk, and cinnamin. Shit was bomb.

spungo · « **Reply #28 on:** June 06, 2007, 08:54:48 PM »

Cracklin' oat bran is that fire but it blows out my asspipe.

brent · « **Reply #29 on:** June 06, 2007, 09:08:12 PM »

hey assholes, lets talk about paris ok

Author Topic: Paris Hilton disgusts me (Read 4287 times)

JoshEwUhh

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Jura

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bornindabay

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