Author Topic: Paris Hilton disgusts me (Read 4286 times)

bornindabay · « **Reply #30 on:** June 06, 2007, 09:10:45 PM »

i visited her last night.

brent · « **Reply #31 on:** June 06, 2007, 09:11:46 PM »

what kind of cereal does she like?

JoshEwUhh · « **Reply #32 on:** June 06, 2007, 09:12:44 PM »

Quote from: tonycoxhox on June 05, 2007, 11:45:25 PM

i bet some of you have jacked off to her sex tape.

I plead the fifth!

toque · « **Reply #33 on:** June 06, 2007, 09:51:08 PM »

eww man its gross you can be turned on by her and want to jack off to her sex type and at the same time just completely disgusted........crazy!

i never got to see the whole tape just a bj part and i wasn't in a private enough setting to jack off even if idve wanted to.......paris in jail doesn't seem like much of a big deal

bornindabay · « **Reply #34 on:** June 06, 2007, 09:51:46 PM »

Quote from: tony cox hox on June 06, 2007, 09:11:46 PM

what kind of cereal does she like?

dick in a bowls

bornindabay · « **Reply #35 on:** June 06, 2007, 10:20:36 PM »

creamy center filling. Mmmmmmmmmm

She's coco for dick in a bowls.

JoshEwUhh · « **Reply #36 on:** June 06, 2007, 11:15:08 PM »

Quote from: forks/knives save lives on June 06, 2007, 09:51:08 PM

eww man its gross you can be turned on by her and want to jack off to her sex type and at the same time just completely disgusted........crazy!

i never got to see the whole tape just a bj part and i wasn't in a private enough setting to jack off even if idve wanted to.......paris in jail doesn't seem like much of a big deal

dude, the movies like 3 yrs old.
Any honry 17yr old would beat off to that shit.

TheMoneyMellon · « **Reply #37 on:** June 06, 2007, 11:42:11 PM »

Lets just change this into a Count Chocula appreciation thread...
<img src="http://www.heyrube.com/images/mgd288.jpg">
I want this record.

EricLogan · « **Reply #38 on:** June 07, 2007, 02:30:51 AM »

At least Sarah Silverman got her punches in on the mtv movie awards. Pretty epic. But good luck finding it on Youtube. Mtv being the douches they are, are doin one hell of a job getting each new upload of it yanked.

http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=13348.15;topicseen

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #39 on:** June 07, 2007, 08:18:04 AM »

word is shes out after three whole days... poor thing

mick swagger · « **Reply #40 on:** June 07, 2007, 09:33:54 AM »

this cunt has every news station breaking in with " paris re-eased early shit" 40 days house arrest due to a medical issue.

i'd still run the fuck out it.

Raw!!! · « **Reply #41 on:** June 07, 2007, 11:51:03 AM »

Quote from: the king of r&b on June 06, 2007, 08:45:42 PM

i don't eat cereal anymore, but cinnamon toast crunch used to be my shit. the milk tasted so fucking good. i tried making cinnamon milk once but it was awful.

Cinnimon toast crunch is the best cereal there is. I always though cereal companys could make a lot of money selling milk that tasted like the milk thats left after cereal.

bentmode · « **Reply #42 on:** June 07, 2007, 12:16:28 PM »

i heard something like she wouldnt eat the hot dogs.

//////////// · « **Reply #43 on:** June 07, 2007, 12:31:01 PM »

thats surprising that paris isnt into the hot dogs

Warren · « **Reply #44 on:** June 07, 2007, 03:17:53 PM »

Duffy · « **Reply #45 on:** June 07, 2007, 03:39:50 PM »

Quote from: Warren on June 07, 2007, 03:17:53 PM

DAMN THATS NEVER BEEN POSTED!

E.l.G · « **Reply #46 on:** June 07, 2007, 03:54:14 PM »

Quote from: Duffy on June 07, 2007, 03:39:50 PM

Quote from: Warren on June 07, 2007, 03:17:53 PM
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DAMN THATS NEVER BEEN POSTED!

I bet that made you feel real good didn't it?

b. joe · « **Reply #47 on:** June 07, 2007, 03:57:50 PM »

After 3 hard days of withdrawl from coke, alcohol, make-up, cell phone, and cock up her ass, I bet she fell pretty hard.

Who didn't see this coming though?

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #48 on:** June 07, 2007, 08:52:10 PM »

lol i listen 2 chumbawumba and do jumping jacks infront of a star jones punching bag

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #49 on:** June 08, 2007, 08:44:48 AM »

Quote from: b. joe on June 07, 2007, 03:57:50 PM

After 3 hard days of withdrawl from coke, alcohol, make-up, cell phone, and cock up her ass, I bet she fell pretty hard.

Who didn't see this coming though?

Yeah, but its still bullshit they let her out. That's the point of jail. Making the person crack, then letting them stew in their own insanity. You don't let them out! I heard they have to give her a special ankle bracelet because the range of the normal ones wouldn't cover the amount of room in the mansion she's going to be arrested in. Bullshit.

Pat Buchanan · « **Reply #50 on:** June 08, 2007, 09:05:02 AM »

We need stricter enforcement of the law. This includes punishment for crimes. My friends over at the Republican Party believe that if you are rich you are automatically a good person and shouldn't be punished. In one way I agree, usually the rich are always right. However I differ from the Republican party because my love for punishing people is greater than my love for money.

keeper of the lair · « **Reply #51 on:** June 08, 2007, 09:09:42 AM »

Quote from: Pat Buchanan on June 08, 2007, 09:05:02 AM

We need stricter enforcement of the law. This includes punishment for crimes. My friends over at the Republican Party believe that if you are rich you are automatically a good person and shouldn't be punished. In one way I agree, usually the rich are always right. However I differ from the Republican party because my love for punishing people is greater than my love for money.

jesus christ...

jrock · « **Reply #52 on:** June 08, 2007, 12:41:18 PM »

back to jail to serve the full 45 day sentence. we'll see if it sticks this time

Hugh Newman · « **Reply #53 on:** June 08, 2007, 01:19:57 PM »

i want to squish her face!!!

HI NINJA!

kevbo_3000 · « **Reply #54 on:** June 08, 2007, 01:38:32 PM »

justice is served! "MOM!"

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PKQVE80&show_article=1&image=large

jonny · « **Reply #55 on:** June 08, 2007, 01:51:18 PM »

::giggles and bounces::

It's like Christmas and an orgasm all rolled into one!

b. joe · « **Reply #56 on:** June 08, 2007, 02:46:43 PM »

This is from wwtdd.com

"My friend's brother (who works with [Sheriff Lee] Baca's assistant sheriffs) told me that Paris was released due to a severe, "stress-induced" herpes outbreak. He also said that he heard that the blisters had apparently spread to her anus and had taken on abcess-like features that required more serious medical attention. Thus, after taking into account jail overcrowding, the increasing liability that Paris presents, and Paris's lesions, all things weighed in favor of her being put on home confinement."

Incredible.

"Paris Hilton was taken from a courtroom screaming and crying Friday seconds after a judge ordered her returned to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case. "It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience."

Fox News is saying she can get her sentence reduced for good behavior. She can get one day off for every day of good behavior.

Still bullshit, albeit now it's really amusing with pictures like that coming out.

TotallyAwesome · « **Reply #57 on:** June 08, 2007, 02:50:24 PM »

My friend's brother (who works with [Sheriff Lee] Baca's assistant sheriffs) told me that Paris was released due to a severe, "stress-induced" herpes outbreak. He also said that he heard that the blisters had apparently spread to her anus and had taken on abcess-like features that required more serious medical attention. Thus, after taking into account jail overcrowding, the increasing liability that Paris presents, and Paris's lesions, all things weighed in favor of her being put on home confinement.

Duffy · « **Reply #58 on:** June 08, 2007, 02:51:49 PM »

Quote from: E.l.G on June 07, 2007, 03:54:14 PM

Quote from: Duffy on June 07, 2007, 03:39:50 PM
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Quote from: Warren on June 07, 2007, 03:17:53 PM
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DAMN THATS NEVER BEEN POSTED!
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I bet that made you feel real good didn't it?

Haha, not really, actually made me feel like a dick.

eight oh eight · « **Reply #59 on:** June 08, 2007, 02:53:24 PM »

the herpes thing is still epic though.

Author Topic: Paris Hilton disgusts me (Read 4286 times)

bornindabay

JoshEwUhh

bornindabay

bornindabay

JoshEwUhh

sebastian toombs

mick swagger

E.l.G

keeper of the lair

jrock