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Ugliest hands
« on: June 24, 2007, 11:20:24 PM »



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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2007, 11:21:58 PM »
the midget dad for little people big world
has amazingly disgusting hands

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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2007, 11:57:02 PM »
the 2nd one
I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8

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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2007, 12:53:28 AM »
I always feel bad because there's this old woman who comes into my work and she always hands me her money with her really fucked up hand.  I always feel like I could vomit all over the place, I just can't help it.
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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2007, 01:16:47 AM »
I went to an additional corporate finance tutor lately and the tutor himself had one normal hand and one smaller hand with round little knobs instead of fingers. I didn't realize it until he put it on the overhead projector and I saw the silhouette. It actually looked really funny, because it seemed so comic-like but I felt bad for the guy, cause he was really insecure about it.

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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2007, 01:54:03 AM »
I went to an additional corporate finance tutor lately and the tutor himself had one normal hand and one smaller hand with round little knobs instead of fingers. I didn't realize it until he put it on the overhead projector and I saw the silhouette. It actually looked really funny, because it seemed so comic-like but I felt bad for the guy, cause he was really insecure about it.
But you couldnīt help but laugh at him...
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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2007, 02:29:43 AM »
What do you think?

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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2007, 03:00:48 AM »
I've never met anyone with bigger hands than me. They're like crabs.

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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2007, 04:36:19 AM »
I've never met anyone with bigger hands than me. They're like crabs.
This is the right place to post a picture of you hands, freak! You should rename yourself Alexactly Crabhands
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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2007, 04:55:07 AM »
even if i married a cool girl, i would divorce her if her hands became like this.


look how perfect this hand looks. what a fucking assholic hand. i bet the guy who has this hand acts like a jerk to people at his job even though he touches his own asshole at night because he loves the feeling and loves how his fingers smell afterwards. god, eww.


mini ramp hand.



 and look what i found while on my ugly hand pic internet adventure guys!

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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2007, 05:16:44 AM »



 and look what i found while on my ugly hand pic internet adventure guys!


That is awesome!!!!
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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2007, 10:29:06 AM »
i knew a guy that my freind once worked with and his fingers were surgically shortened. like remove the tips and cut out the middle then sew the tips on the stubs.

it was kinda creepy to have him make a subway sandwich for you
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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2007, 01:20:49 PM »
my roommate was born with two big fingers and a thumb on each hand.  Its like the penguin in that  batman movie or night crawler from the x-men.
Sorry, sometimes I get overly defensive on that point.

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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2007, 01:33:06 PM »
i knew a guy that my freind once worked with and his fingers were surgically shortened. like remove the tips and cut out the middle then sew the tips on the stubs.

it was kinda creepy to have him make a subway sandwich for you

Maybe he figured that if he worked at Subway he'd eventually cut his fingers off with that big knife the slice the bread with.  I mean, having his digits altered would lower the likelihood of some sort of accident greatly.

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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2007, 04:00:36 PM »
JB Pruitt...

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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2007, 05:32:42 PM »
i remeber when i was a kid and at church after communion people would shake hands and there was this lady that had no thumb that i was always sketched out about shaking her hand
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Re: Ugliest hands
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2007, 08:32:58 PM »
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