SLAP message bored awards

[jimmy_chadwick]

 First off Im gonna nominate plastic bench nerd for this years winner of one in a million...eventhough he didnt send  his footage in, his "post pro" postings are better than any other Santa Cruz part you could have ever filmed

wackest threads: Shoe threads/theres a picture of so and so riding that board so he has to be on that team thread/ el toro threads

Least visited thread on the slap MB : Music Forum....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

wackest avatar: purple's mikey chin deck dance at burnside

tightest avatar....the one of the halfcab flip mannie backside one eighty out (i forget the user's name)

most vibed moderator: vegan shawn

get off the board and get some up to par clip's: kelch monster

best term coined on the message board : "contrived"

worst term coined on the message board: "stellar"

the" I was right award": Boulala's moped didn't  in fact malfunction and cause them to crash, they were actually partying and driving reckless

you can start a 100 page thread and we still think youre trying way too hard : jamie thomas

avatar that I can not comprehend: the one of the dude doing a tre flip and then he floats away into the sky

best avatars in general: ridiculous porn clips, hot girls, girls jiggling their tits to infinity

he's either a genius or idiot award: sheffledge

straight comedy/entertainment im gonna get fired from my day job for being on the board award: Sanch and kelch discussing in open forum context about the in and outs of the supposed emb documentary

favorite user name and avatar combo: mathprofessor

skate tv: epicly latered

most missed user posts: Tropic's didactic video criticism posts

zietgeist tightest pros according to the message bored awards: GINO, PULEO, STRANGER,

zietgiest wackest pros: tyrone olson, nate sherwood, shecklenuts

[Edward Penishands]

who are you and why are we doing awards in the middle of the summer............why not after the year ends?

[keeper of the lair]

funniest fuckers: tonycoxhox, headache, H8R

least funniest fuckers: www.crailtap.com, patbuchanan, 03harriso

Who gives a fuck honestly?: el toro

post of the year:

i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 
   

rivalries: I SUCK! vs. hargo, veganshawn vs greg.

shut the fuck up already: hargo on christianity

[bobcat]

snoozefestzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[VHS]

So far my favorite posters on SLAP are most of the Slap Pals, anyone who is really harsh and honest, keeperofthelair has some good posts aswell.

[keeper of the lair]

So far my favorite posters on SLAP are most of the Slap Pals, anyone who is really harsh and honest, keeperofthelair has some good posts aswell.

aww thx.

[VHS]

aww thx.

Wanna dock?

[barr]

avatar that I can not comprehend: the one of the dude doing a tre flip and then he floats away into the sky

yeah i never got that one either
what gives

[Stand and Deliver]

^^^^ Clark Hassler - "Bag of Suck".  Check it out sometime.

[keeper of the lair]

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aww thx.

[close]

Wanna dock?

yeah no thanks.

[sleeping.]

i hate everyone. especially keeper of the lair, but especially VHS

[VHS]

I hate me too, if my finger had a foreskin, i wouldn't even dock with myself.

[imsocool!!!]

tony =funny

[Mackattack]

i remember when tonyhoxcox used to get alot of shit from people
he earned his stripes

[sleeping.]

tiredofitall, you're pretty bad also.

[SR Junky]

im beginning to think tonycoxhox could be the most patient and genius pedophile/pervert ever.  Getting to know eachother a little better...moving on to pics...moving on to sharing nude photos?

but i still like him

[VHS]

tiredofitall, you're pretty bad also.

Dude, you're totaly like that Uncle in the family that tries to hate the family, but really you end up loving the Slap family, when ever you're upset, just let it all out we are here for you.

[lolomg1111]

Stand and Deliver always has the most legit setups. Just too small for my likings. I personally can't wait till David loy gets an account.

[sleeping.]

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tiredofitall, you're pretty bad also.

[close]

Dude, you're totaly like that Uncle in the family that tries to hate the family, but really you end up loving the Slap family, when ever you're upset, just let it all out we are here for you.

i'm the uncle

[sleeping.]

like totally dude

[VHS]

like totally dude

You're neat, in a Jeffrey Dahmer sort of way.

[koots]

Worst Shirt: 

[imsocool!!!]

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tiredofitall, you're pretty bad also.

[close]

Dude, you're totaly like that Uncle in the family that tries to hate the family, but really you end up loving the Slap family, when ever you're upset, just let it all out we are here for you.

[close]

i'm the uncle

your the grandpa that won't do stuff other peoples ways and your a bitch

[plastic bench nerd]

thanks chadwick!!!!!

i never really knew much about message boards till about 2 years ago and this place is an awesome place to interact with people...

alot of people in the industry probablly make fun of me even more now that i post on here,,,even though alot of pro skateboarders spend ridiculous amounts of time on instant messanger and myspace wich is pretty much the same thing but not as exciting in my opnion.....

i would like to add another award to the list....

the most important and insightful poster award--- GRIM-FUCKIN-CITY!!!

[koots]

wackest avatar: purple's mikey chin deck dance at burnside

Brent Atchley

[boyan]

tightest avatar....the one of the halfcab flip mannie backside one eighty out (i forget the user's name)

why don't you search for it, you're probably bored anyhow, otherwise who makes this kind of thread, funny though

[sleestak]

I hate me too, if my finger had a foreskin, i wouldn't even dock with myself.

dont feel bad, sporking is the new docking

[Sleazy]

most rode nuts: Grimmicity and I Suck
most annoying topic: this place is wack since I stopped posting
biggest let down: no more sheff
biggest wack to tight converstion: Tony Tave
thankgod they stopped talking about: Terry Kennedy, Coery Duffel and Bam
seems like tightest guy to get a pint with: Donnie
sorry I missed it: RavenLovesDick, ISAC Jim takes a beating over a world without pros

[kelchmonster]

i dont play golf!

[keeper of the lair]

i hate everyone. especially keeper of the lair, but especially VHS

great!