Author Topic: not enough to justify its own thread (Read 188792 times)

jack burton · « **Reply #2160 on:** March 28, 2010, 10:50:36 AM »

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This is real musical ability.

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yea man, both that one and this one Stabbin turned me onto are both thoroughly impressive

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Ahhh, Beirut is awesome!

Awwww man i really liked the beirut one.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #2161 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:51:19 PM »

I'm drunk and on opiates

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #2162 on:** March 28, 2010, 04:41:10 PM »

i'm watching tna wrestling and eating devilled eggs

Corby Tender · « **Reply #2163 on:** May 02, 2010, 04:32:52 PM »

Bye guys.

It's been fun.

CeeyMar · « **Reply #2164 on:** May 02, 2010, 06:38:49 PM »

Quote from: Corby Tender on May 02, 2010, 04:32:52 PM

Bye guys.

It's been fun.

wtf

layzieyez · « **Reply #2165 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:56:42 AM »

Corporate sponsorship isn't all that it's cracked up sometimes. Especially if the guys in suits don't even know what you do for the company:
http://www.oakley.com/sports/skate/athletes/100

Y'know, cause surfing and skateboarding is the same shit to them.

whiteley · « **Reply #2166 on:** May 03, 2010, 01:36:07 PM »

was just out getting lunch. saw a car pull up at the intersection. dude gets out, walks up to a woman yelling at him from the middle of the street, cock back and full force punch to the face, sent the woman reeling but she didn't go down. dude gets back in the car, drives off, woman keeps yelling at him and walks off around the corner with her pants halfway down. this neighborhood...

Blue Fescue · « **Reply #2167 on:** May 03, 2010, 02:50:45 PM »

Quote from: whiteley on May 03, 2010, 01:36:07 PM

was just out getting lunch. saw a car pull up at the intersection. dude gets out, walks up to a woman yelling at him from the middle of the street, cock back and full force punch to the face, sent the woman reeling but she didn't go down. dude gets back in the car, drives off, woman keeps yelling at him and walks off around the corner with her pants halfway down. this neighborhood...

in the same vein, I was walking through the projects by my house when I heard two guys talking in russian. all of the sudden one of them got up and ran into the street, where he stopped a third guy and slapped him in the face then came back and kept talking on the bench.

EricLogan · « **Reply #2168 on:** May 03, 2010, 08:07:02 PM »

buddies b-day this last saturday, we all got smashed and on the way out the bar got in a scuffle, I ended up choking out some 6ft beefy guido indian. I know it's not relevant that he was indian, though I've never seen a guido of this brand before, and I'm glad I made my first fight since age 14 count with an exotic type of douchebag.

who cares · « **Reply #2169 on:** May 03, 2010, 08:14:08 PM »

There was a Gleaming the Cube reference on the Simpsons last night.

nocomply · « **Reply #2170 on:** May 04, 2010, 12:58:12 PM »

Yesterday I was sitting in my truck in a parking lot and suddenly noticed a shopping cart ghost riding straight at my truck.. really fast. I jumped out and saved it in the nick of time. It would have smashed out my headlight for sure. I get back in my truck, look up and another one is coming straight at my truck again really fast. Again I jumped out and blocked it.. weird. I looked around and didn't see anyone that was messing with me.

Next, I had to run to home depot. I'm stitting in my truck and I suddenly hear a shopping cart SLAM into my truck. Like.. it was as if someone slammed it as hard as they could into my truck. I jump out and there was a basketball sized dent in the bed of my truck. It's pretty big and it's permanent. I was parked at the far end of the home depot parking lot and there was not another car for at least 50 yards around me.

I've never had a shopping cart hit my vehicle once in my 19 years of driving and it happened three times within 30 minutes of each other. I was freaked out.

Panksters? Coincidence? Shopping cart ghost?

Beer Wizard · « **Reply #2171 on:** May 04, 2010, 04:34:31 PM »

Oh look theres Barbra Mandrell's skateboard!

EricLogan · « **Reply #2172 on:** May 05, 2010, 12:39:18 PM »

Quote from: nocomply on May 04, 2010, 12:58:12 PM

Yesterday I was sitting in my truck in a parking lot and suddenly noticed a shopping cart ghost riding straight at my truck.. really fast. I jumped out and saved it in the nick of time. It would have smashed out my headlight for sure. I get back in my truck, look up and another one is coming straight at my truck again really fast. Again I jumped out and blocked it.. weird. I looked around and didn't see anyone that was messing with me.

Next, I had to run to home depot. I'm stitting in my truck and I suddenly hear a shopping cart SLAM into my truck. Like.. it was as if someone slammed it as hard as they could into my truck. I jump out and there was a basketball sized dent in the bed of my truck. It's pretty big and it's permanent. I was parked at the far end of the home depot parking lot and there was not another car for at least 50 yards around me.

I've never had a shopping cart hit my vehicle once in my 19 years of driving and it happened three times within 30 minutes of each other. I was freaked out.

Panksters? Coincidence? Shopping cart ghost?

I see shopping cart ghost as the only possible explaination.

drunk · « **Reply #2173 on:** May 09, 2010, 07:57:40 PM »

i'm half way there

mandibleclaw · « **Reply #2174 on:** May 09, 2010, 10:46:44 PM »

Quote from: layzieyez on May 03, 2010, 07:56:42 AM

Corporate sponsorship isn't all that it's cracked up sometimes. Especially if the guys in suits don't even know what you do for the company:
http://www.oakley.com/sports/skate/athletes/100

Y'know, cause surfing and skateboarding is the same shit to them.

in the left column:

"Career Highlights:
1st China CX national championship in China
1st China CX national championship in Beijing, China
1st ACX battle filed 2002
4th Untitled mini lamp untitled Mini lamp"

mini lamp?

Bobbito · « **Reply #2175 on:** May 09, 2010, 11:18:44 PM »

pooping and Slap forums. Almost as good as PB&J

TheHyphyVelociraptor · « **Reply #2176 on:** May 10, 2010, 06:32:30 PM »

I hate myself because I lost sunglasses, which cost $70. If I want to get another pair, it will cost about $500, because insurance only covers one pair a year.

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #2177 on:** May 18, 2010, 08:06:06 PM »

loophole · « **Reply #2178 on:** May 26, 2010, 11:50:47 PM »

http://www.takefreetime.com/2010/05/unknown-animal-found-in-africa.html

wat

TheFreshSC · « **Reply #2179 on:** May 27, 2010, 12:26:51 AM »

^ humpback whale struck by lightning and now in decomposition. at least that's what it looks like to me

EricLogan · « **Reply #2180 on:** May 27, 2010, 04:33:38 AM »

Quote from: loophole on May 26, 2010, 11:50:47 PM

http://www.takefreetime.com/2010/05/unknown-animal-found-in-africa.html

wat

quick, someone call Kevin Bacon!

we've got a graboid on our hands

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #2181 on:** May 27, 2010, 04:40:18 AM »

That's a fucking grabboid for sure. Bert will want to know about this.

loophole · « **Reply #2182 on:** June 01, 2010, 02:48:04 PM »

boating shoes are a huge trend right now but i can dig these.

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #2183 on:** June 01, 2010, 03:07:39 PM »

drunk · « **Reply #2184 on:** June 09, 2010, 08:51:42 PM »

http://gawker.com/5559346/apples-worst-security-breach-114000-ipad-owners-exposed

ROCKxADIO420 · « **Reply #2185 on:** June 09, 2010, 09:39:24 PM »

good what kind of fucking yuppie buys an ipad jesus chrst

cold budweisers · « **Reply #2186 on:** June 10, 2010, 02:32:25 PM »

two of my friends bought ipads and neither are yuppies. one is an overweight, 25 year old virgin who lives with his parents and wears fleece tops with no under shirt and the other one is a 27 year old anime head that constantly cheats on his 60 year old girlfriend with dudes.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #2187 on:** June 10, 2010, 03:10:14 PM »

Quote from: gulo gulo on June 10, 2010, 02:32:25 PM

two of my friends bought ipads and neither are yuppies. one is an overweight, 25 year old virgin who lives with his parents and wears fleece tops with no under shirt and the other one is a 27 year old anime head that constantly cheats on his 60 year old girlfriend with dudes.

wait... neither of them are sitcom characters?

BitchTits · « **Reply #2188 on:** June 16, 2010, 04:03:13 PM »

http://www.fordvehicles.com/2010taurus/?bannerid=684401|48211931|0&referrer=N3016.YUMENETWORKS

I don't know much about cars but I feel like their campaign is total bullshit. It would be believable to me if they compared all the features with each car. But, comparing one feature with a one car seems sketch.

WWD4D? · « **Reply #2189 on:** June 17, 2010, 04:33:36 PM »

http://current.com/e/91183979/en_US
Pretty interesting watch.

Author Topic: not enough to justify its own thread (Read 188792 times)

Corby Tender

CeeyMar

Beer Wizard

TheHyphyVelociraptor

VictoriousOG

loophole

TheFreshSC

loophole

VictoriousOG

ROCKxADIO420

BitchTits

WWD4D?