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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2007, 07:52:57 PM »
i agree with sideways and hard candy.  though i didnt know what sideways was about before watching it.

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2007, 08:00:28 PM »
any m night shymalan after the sixth sense. the ending of unbreakable can suck a dick too.

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2007, 08:03:15 PM »
i had high hopes for brain candy, but i didn't really like it.

remembered it after a couple of years, watched it again and it was awesome.  it took time to appreciate.

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2007, 08:31:03 PM »
yeah...everything larry clark did after kids....guess what he's doing now?  A snowboard movie...whoah shit! 


"Bully" was alright
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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2007, 08:51:03 PM »
a lot of people told me Super Troopers was good, but I can never make it more than 20 minutes before I turn it off.
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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2007, 08:56:35 PM »
a lot of people told me fear and loathing in las vegas was good, but I can never make it more than 20 minutes before I turn it off.

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2007, 08:57:05 PM »
Super Troopers is way more tolerable than that shit ass Nacho Libre...

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2007, 09:07:22 PM »
Damn, so many people talking down on Clerks 2.  I thought it was pretty good.  It was different than the first, but I still liked it.

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2007, 10:01:06 PM »
Nacho Libre was awful. A pure waste of money.

It was a kids movie, what did you expect?

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2007, 10:10:05 PM »
It wasn't my choice to see it. I was out voted.

Who votes on what movie to see?  If you're putting up money for a ticket and your friends pick some movie you don't want to see, then either go home or see a different movie. 

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2007, 10:10:26 PM »
Narcissa Malfoy talked me into watching transformers and pfffft that was terrible.

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2007, 10:11:08 PM »
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Nacho Libre was awful. A pure waste of money.
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It was a kids movie, what did you expect?
i saw this one and it was well worth it after watching that fat lady make a hole in the building and steal nachos sidekid
some wholehearted laughs went down at that moment
the rest was a bore

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2007, 10:55:12 PM »

"Bully" was alright

thats one of my favorite movies. The acting was horrible but the tone of the movie makes up for it.
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2007, 10:58:35 PM »
the saddle creek documentary blew.
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« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2007, 11:24:44 PM »
'bully' is amazing. oozy summer, the glades, jayo felony, jeeps, misogyny, mushrooms, homoeroticism, homocide. bijou phillips, nick stahl, leo fitzpatrick as the hitman. danny renaud and ryan nix could easily have been characters.

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #45 on: July 23, 2007, 11:30:05 PM »
'bully' is amazing. oozy summer, the glades, jayo felony, jeeps, misogyny, mushrooms, homoeroticism, homocide. bijou phillips, nick stahl, leo fitzpatrick as the hitman. danny renaud and ryan nix could easily have been characters.

dont forget about machulay culkin's ex-wife goin' full frontal!

leo was amazing as The Hitman
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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #46 on: July 23, 2007, 11:43:23 PM »
Wassup rockers

All the Saw movies

But i was most dissipointed with Lady in the water

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2007, 11:44:30 PM »
i thought the new harry potter movie would be terrible but Voldemorts performance significantly increased the quality of this movie. i also got a good laugh out of some irish kid named shaymus blaming harry for his mom leaving.

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2007, 11:47:35 PM »
i thought the new harry potter movie would be terrible but Voldemorts performance significantly increased the quality of this movie. i also got a good laugh out of some irish kid named shaymus blaming harry for his mom leaving.

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #49 on: July 24, 2007, 02:27:53 AM »
Those two star wars films (though I thought the last was pretty good) - that bloody Jar Jar Binks thing is the worst ever film character

Anything Steve Martin has done in the last few years.. Anything Eddie murhpy did after beverley hills: both were funny once..

Donnie darko: I know people like it, but personally I found it all art and no substance: beautifully shot but I found it a let-down after hearing the hype

And there are plenty of shite superhero films out there - one or two are good but most are a complete let-down (I used to read comics a lot when I was a kid)

And most remakes are a let-down.. too many to mention!

And, though it isn't stricly a movie, I'm still bitter about how short and bad that Shortys film was (the one where they were on the run: it was so bleh I forget the name) - I had high expectations of that one...

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #50 on: July 24, 2007, 02:40:19 AM »
hard candy was pretty terrible, last king of scotland too. some id disagree with in here though, little miss sunshine wasnt funny at all, but the serious parts were good enough to make it worthwhile. but fear and loathing, and life aquatic? i dont get the hate for them at all, i dont know of one part that isnt amazing in those films
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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #51 on: July 24, 2007, 03:35:49 AM »
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All the Saw movies
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Honestly, I think the opposite about all those movies.  I go into it thinking it's going to be god awful, and by the end I was very throughly entertained.

The first two weren't bad, but the third one sucked.  They swapped out a decent story for more gore.

Donnie darko: I know people like it, but personally I found it all art and no substance: beautifully shot but I found it a let-down after hearing the hype

Word.  I saw it once and didn't understand why everyone is so nuts about it.

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #52 on: July 24, 2007, 09:49:10 AM »
yeah...everything larry clark did after kids....guess what he's doing now?  A snowboard movie...whoah shit! 

Ever seen another day in  paradise?  That was post kids.  One of my favorite druggy/fuck up movies.

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« Reply #53 on: July 24, 2007, 10:44:53 AM »
All of the new Star Wars movies. Every time Jar Jar speaks I wish he'd get sabered.

Wicker Man - biggest man-hating movie of all times. It was terrible. Can't believe Nicholas Cage has sank so low.

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #54 on: July 24, 2007, 10:47:59 AM »
I rewatched episode 1 the other night. If you skip the pod race scene and try to ignore Jar Jar it's actual a very good movie. Obi Wan is a ruler and he shows it.


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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #55 on: July 24, 2007, 10:57:22 AM »
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Shit - I remember when the trailer for this hit the Internet and everyone was going bonkers and shit saying stuff like "episode 1 and 2 sucked, but it looks like Lucas is gonna redeem himself with this one ! ! ! " WRONG!  It sucked too (though not as bad as the first two episodes). And whatsup with turning Darth Vader into a pussy at the end? ? ? ? I wonder how much loot LucasFilm had to pay James Earl Jones to wail "nooooooooooooo!" like a fucking idiot?
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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #56 on: July 24, 2007, 10:59:56 AM »
Obi Wan making 'Ani' a parapalegic was dope though.

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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #57 on: July 24, 2007, 11:03:03 AM »
Obi Wan making 'Ani' a parapalegic was dope though.


yeah, i loved watching Hayden Christiansen get thrown into hot lava - hes such a horrible actor.

Darkside Anakin from Episode III and the emo-Peter Parker from Spiderman III can run off together and never come back for all i care.
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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #58 on: July 24, 2007, 11:04:15 AM »
sideways is great.

hostel definitely sucked and potc3 was a letdown too. and pans labyrinth was shit as well, even if it was supposed to be great.
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Re: Movies you thought were going to be good
« Reply #59 on: July 24, 2007, 11:06:53 AM »
i still can't believe i spent $7 on the zombie lake dvd. not even the 20+ naked girls in the movie could save it