Best Feeling Ever

[H8R]

Haha. ok rather than typing it all out again heres the convo I had with a buddy.

aatmacaoc: so last night
aatmacaoc: me and  2 of my buddies went skating
aatmacaoc: and we were chattin
aatmacaoc: and he was like
aatmacaoc: i met these girls at the shop the other day
aatmacaoc: they came in looking for shoes but i got their number
aatmacaoc: blah blah
aatmacaoc: hes like
aatmacaoc: they were polish chicks
aatmacaoc: hes like i want to hook up with her
aatmacaoc: but her friend doesnt speak any english
aatmacaoc: so i was like eh well call and well hang with them
aatmacaoc: soo
aatmacaoc: me and my buddy have them over my house
aatmacaoc: these girls.... were unreal.
aatmacaoc: most perfect ass i've ever seen in person
aatmacaoc: %100 polish
aatmacaoc: one didnt speak any english though
webclientsEd: whoa
webclientsEd: pics?
aatmacaoc: nah man, ill try and hunt down her myspace though
aatmacaoc: so
aatmacaoc: we get some beers
aatmacaoc: and some vodka
aatmacaoc: and my other buddy swung b
aatmacaoc: y
aatmacaoc: kind of liek a 5th wheel
aatmacaoc: but i didnt really think anything was happening
aatmacaoc: cause they were 18 and 19
aatmacaoc: and i couldnt even communicate with the one
aatmacaoc: and my buddy was trying for the other one
aatmacaoc: soo
aatmacaoc: we like walked around m neighborhood
aatmacaoc: just drinking beers
aatmacaoc: and ended up back at my house
aatmacaoc: so were in my room
aatmacaoc: my parents are home upstairs
aatmacaoc: so were just chillin
webclientsEd: go on
aatmacaoc: so.. im thinking
aatmacaoc: ok
aatmacaoc: i can just try and hook up with this chick, ill just speak body language
aatmacaoc: so i motion to my buddy
webclientsEd: hahahaha
aatmacaoc: to stay in my room
aatmacaoc: haha
aatmacaoc: so i kind of guide this other girl into the room over
aatmacaoc: so as soon as we got in it
aatmacaoc: i went for it
aatmacaoc: and it was like i hit her on switch
aatmacaoc: she fucking mauled me
webclientsEd: HAHAHA
aatmacaoc: it was unreal
aatmacaoc: cause today she leaves for poland
aatmacaoc: so last night was her final night
aatmacaoc: so were going at it like
aatmacaoc: craaaaazy
aatmacaoc: i picked her up
aatmacaoc: and sat on the couch and just plopped her on my lap
aatmacaoc: and we did this for about 20 minutes
webclientsEd: wow, so it was her last night in the USA
aatmacaoc: yea
aatmacaoc: so.. after abbout 20 minutes
aatmacaoc: i can still hear my uddy talkign to that other girl
aatmacaoc: just dumb shit like 'soo.. where are you going to school?'
aatmacaoc: haha
aatmacaoc: and im like man fuck just go for it
webclientsEd: hahahaha, what kind of music do you like?
aatmacaoc: i didnt say that
aatmacaoc: haha yea exactly
aatmacaoc: soo.
aatmacaoc: she was like 'where did ali and aisha go?'
aatmacaoc: and she walked out and saw us going at it
aatmacaoc: so naturally.. i stopped kissing her when they walked in
webclientsEd: 3 way?
aatmacaoc: the girl grabbed my face and pulled me back and just kept going
aatmacaoc: soo the other girl and my buddy started laughing
aatmacaoc: and they go outside
aatmacaoc: its like 12 by now
aatmacaoc: so me and this girl are still going strong
aatmacaoc: 5 min later
aatmacaoc: the other girl, monika, comes back in
aatmacaoc: and shes like 'ali, your friend, he left'
aatmacaoc: with that hot ass polish accent
aatmacaoc: and i wasl ike FUCK
webclientsEd: both both
aatmacaoc: there goes my night with this chick
aatmacaoc: soo.. she comes and sits down next to me on the couch and starts talking to this other one in polish
aatmacaoc: im just sitting in awe
webclientsEd: so two chicks?
aatmacaoc: staring at 4 of the most beautiful tits ive seen in person
aatmacaoc: they were obviously talkign abotu me
aatmacaoc: and then all of a sudden
aatmacaoc: i start making back out with the girl
aatmacaoc: and monka, puts my hand on her leg
aatmacaoc: she had short ass shorts on
webclientsEd: whoa.
aatmacaoc: YA
aatmacaoc: next thing you know
aatmacaoc: im making out with both of them dude
webclientsEd: WHOA
aatmacaoc: YEA
aatmacaoc: btw, they were models.
aatmacaoc: and cousins
webclientsEd: you need to supply me pics
aatmacaoc: listen
aatmacaoc: soo were going at it and im like holy shit
aatmacaoc: then they stop
aatmacaoc: look at eachother
aatmacaoc: start talking polish again
aatmacaoc: then she looks at me
aatmacaoc: and goes 'shirt off'
webclientsEd: HAHA
aatmacaoc: my shirt
aatmacaoc: FLEW THE FUCK OFF
aatmacaoc: then im like lets go in my room
aatmacaoc: so. we go in my room
aatmacaoc: im on my back this girl hops on top
aatmacaoc: shirts come off
aatmacaoc: im making out with one while fingering the other one
webclientsEd: im shaking my head in disbelief over here
aatmacaoc: dude
aatmacaoc: i am too
webclientsEd: so did u bag both of em?
aatmacaoc: ed, i did.
webclientsEd: excellent.
aatmacaoc: it was by far, the coolest thing.. that has ever happened to me
aatmacaoc: they were speaking in polish during it
webclientsEd: HAHAHA
aatmacaoc: it was like a porn man
aatmacaoc: i woke up this morning
aatmacaoc: at 5:30
aatmacaoc: with my arm around each of them
webclientsEd: HAHAHAHA
aatmacaoc: i was like fuck! my dads going to be up in like 10 minutes
aatmacaoc: haha
aatmacaoc: so i woke them up and gave them the boot
webclientsEd: if i were your dad, id shake ur hand
aatmacaoc: ha my dads not like that though
aatmacaoc: dude
aatmacaoc: 18 and 19
aatmacaoc: polish model
aatmacaoc: s
webclientsEd: man that is awesome
aatmacaoc: one didnt even speak english
aatmacaoc: i willl never
aatmacaoc: ever
aatmacaoc: top this
webclientsEd: were they any good?
aatmacaoc: dude
aatmacaoc: put it this way
aatmacaoc: when i was with the one
aatmacaoc: monika ...would moan 'aiiiiiisha... aiiiiisha... *polish jibberish*'
aatmacaoc: and i asked what she said
aatmacaoc: and shesl ike 'she doesnt like to share, and i want it.'

motha fuckin a!   
the whole time i was reading this i was like, "yes! yes! yes! YES!"   

[ahlee]

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Haha. ok rather than typing it all out again heres the convo I had with a buddy.

aatmacaoc: so last night
aatmacaoc: me and  2 of my buddies went skating
aatmacaoc: and we were chattin
aatmacaoc: and he was like
aatmacaoc: i met these girls at the shop the other day
aatmacaoc: they came in looking for shoes but i got their number
aatmacaoc: blah blah
aatmacaoc: hes like
aatmacaoc: they were polish chicks
aatmacaoc: hes like i want to hook up with her
aatmacaoc: but her friend doesnt speak any english
aatmacaoc: so i was like eh well call and well hang with them
aatmacaoc: soo
aatmacaoc: me and my buddy have them over my house
aatmacaoc: these girls.... were unreal.
aatmacaoc: most perfect ass i've ever seen in person
aatmacaoc: %100 polish
aatmacaoc: one didnt speak any english though
webclientsEd: whoa
webclientsEd: pics?
aatmacaoc: nah man, ill try and hunt down her myspace though
aatmacaoc: so
aatmacaoc: we get some beers
aatmacaoc: and some vodka
aatmacaoc: and my other buddy swung b
aatmacaoc: y
aatmacaoc: kind of liek a 5th wheel
aatmacaoc: but i didnt really think anything was happening
aatmacaoc: cause they were 18 and 19
aatmacaoc: and i couldnt even communicate with the one
aatmacaoc: and my buddy was trying for the other one
aatmacaoc: soo
aatmacaoc: we like walked around m neighborhood
aatmacaoc: just drinking beers
aatmacaoc: and ended up back at my house
aatmacaoc: so were in my room
aatmacaoc: my parents are home upstairs
aatmacaoc: so were just chillin
webclientsEd: go on
aatmacaoc: so.. im thinking
aatmacaoc: ok
aatmacaoc: i can just try and hook up with this chick, ill just speak body language
aatmacaoc: so i motion to my buddy
webclientsEd: hahahaha
aatmacaoc: to stay in my room
aatmacaoc: haha
aatmacaoc: so i kind of guide this other girl into the room over
aatmacaoc: so as soon as we got in it
aatmacaoc: i went for it
aatmacaoc: and it was like i hit her on switch
aatmacaoc: she fucking mauled me
webclientsEd: HAHAHA
aatmacaoc: it was unreal
aatmacaoc: cause today she leaves for poland
aatmacaoc: so last night was her final night
aatmacaoc: so were going at it like
aatmacaoc: craaaaazy
aatmacaoc: i picked her up
aatmacaoc: and sat on the couch and just plopped her on my lap
aatmacaoc: and we did this for about 20 minutes
webclientsEd: wow, so it was her last night in the USA
aatmacaoc: yea
aatmacaoc: so.. after abbout 20 minutes
aatmacaoc: i can still hear my uddy talkign to that other girl
aatmacaoc: just dumb shit like 'soo.. where are you going to school?'
aatmacaoc: haha
aatmacaoc: and im like man fuck just go for it
webclientsEd: hahahaha, what kind of music do you like?
aatmacaoc: i didnt say that
aatmacaoc: haha yea exactly
aatmacaoc: soo.
aatmacaoc: she was like 'where did ali and aisha go?'
aatmacaoc: and she walked out and saw us going at it
aatmacaoc: so naturally.. i stopped kissing her when they walked in
webclientsEd: 3 way?
aatmacaoc: the girl grabbed my face and pulled me back and just kept going
aatmacaoc: soo the other girl and my buddy started laughing
aatmacaoc: and they go outside
aatmacaoc: its like 12 by now
aatmacaoc: so me and this girl are still going strong
aatmacaoc: 5 min later
aatmacaoc: the other girl, monika, comes back in
aatmacaoc: and shes like 'ali, your friend, he left'
aatmacaoc: with that hot ass polish accent
aatmacaoc: and i wasl ike FUCK
webclientsEd: both both
aatmacaoc: there goes my night with this chick
aatmacaoc: soo.. she comes and sits down next to me on the couch and starts talking to this other one in polish
aatmacaoc: im just sitting in awe
webclientsEd: so two chicks?
aatmacaoc: staring at 4 of the most beautiful tits ive seen in person
aatmacaoc: they were obviously talkign abotu me
aatmacaoc: and then all of a sudden
aatmacaoc: i start making back out with the girl
aatmacaoc: and monka, puts my hand on her leg
aatmacaoc: she had short ass shorts on
webclientsEd: whoa.
aatmacaoc: YA
aatmacaoc: next thing you know
aatmacaoc: im making out with both of them dude
webclientsEd: WHOA
aatmacaoc: YEA
aatmacaoc: btw, they were models.
aatmacaoc: and cousins
webclientsEd: you need to supply me pics
aatmacaoc: listen
aatmacaoc: soo were going at it and im like holy shit
aatmacaoc: then they stop
aatmacaoc: look at eachother
aatmacaoc: start talking polish again
aatmacaoc: then she looks at me
aatmacaoc: and goes 'shirt off'
webclientsEd: HAHA
aatmacaoc: my shirt
aatmacaoc: FLEW THE FUCK OFF
aatmacaoc: then im like lets go in my room
aatmacaoc: so. we go in my room
aatmacaoc: im on my back this girl hops on top
aatmacaoc: shirts come off
aatmacaoc: im making out with one while fingering the other one
webclientsEd: im shaking my head in disbelief over here
aatmacaoc: dude
aatmacaoc: i am too
webclientsEd: so did u bag both of em?
aatmacaoc: ed, i did.
webclientsEd: excellent.
aatmacaoc: it was by far, the coolest thing.. that has ever happened to me
aatmacaoc: they were speaking in polish during it
webclientsEd: HAHAHA
aatmacaoc: it was like a porn man
aatmacaoc: i woke up this morning
aatmacaoc: at 5:30
aatmacaoc: with my arm around each of them
webclientsEd: HAHAHAHA
aatmacaoc: i was like fuck! my dads going to be up in like 10 minutes
aatmacaoc: haha
aatmacaoc: so i woke them up and gave them the boot
webclientsEd: if i were your dad, id shake ur hand
aatmacaoc: ha my dads not like that though
aatmacaoc: dude
aatmacaoc: 18 and 19
aatmacaoc: polish model
aatmacaoc: s
webclientsEd: man that is awesome
aatmacaoc: one didnt even speak english
aatmacaoc: i willl never
aatmacaoc: ever
aatmacaoc: top this
webclientsEd: were they any good?
aatmacaoc: dude
aatmacaoc: put it this way
aatmacaoc: when i was with the one
aatmacaoc: monika ...would moan 'aiiiiiisha... aiiiiisha... *polish jibberish*'
aatmacaoc: and i asked what she said
aatmacaoc: and shesl ike 'she doesnt like to share, and i want it.'

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motha fuckin a!  
the whole time i was reading this i was like, "yes! yes! yes! YES!"  

Fuck yea dude. You're beating off arent you! haha.

I was on top fuckign the one girl, while fingering the other.. and she started talkign polish.. and the other one was like "she wants on top, on top" Fuckin translating for her.

[H8R]

At one point around 4am. I was standing out side.. leaning against her car drenched in sweat.. in my boxers.. smoking a cig with my arm around both of them. Just going back and forth making out with both. I was hoping to God my neighbor would come out and see me.

yeah definitely.  when that kind of shit goes down, you need to have some witnesses. 
not necessarily to back up your claim, but strictly for braggin rights. 

i think i'm going to head down to the empire state building and hit up times square to see what kind of foreign ass i can pull.     

[ahlee]

Fuck yea dude.. the best part is they were 18/19...

[H8R]

Fuck yea dude. You're beating off arent you! haha.

I was on top fuckign the one girl, while fingering the other.. and she started talkign polish.. and the other one was like "she wants on top, on top" Fuckin translating for her.

how did you know?   
*looks over shoulder*
holy shit!  its dave chappelle.
"you've been zapped"

[Sleazy]

that's fucking funny Ali

[H8R]

Fuck yea dude.. the best part is they were 18/19...

*pumps fist*
Ali, bomaye!
Ali, bomaye!
Ali, bomaye!
Ali, bomaye!
Ali, bomaye!
Ali, bomaye!
Ali, bomaye!
Ali, bomaye!
 

[ahlee]

that's fucking funny Ali

Ha, my buddy didnt think so when I told him the next day. hahaha

[brent]

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i fingered a girl in my kindergarten class when i was like 5 but obviously i didn't know what i was doing at the time, it was still awesome i guess.

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This is the funniest thing I've ever read.. Fact!

h8r, you should do this:
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1843

[L.S]

Finally landing a trick that you have been trying over and again.

totally.

[Sleazy]

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that's fucking funny Ali

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Ha, my buddy didnt think so when I told him the next day. hahaha

had a similar experience with a buddy of mine. sometimes you just got to take one for the homies

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not really in any order.

first REAL kiss, I dont mean a little peck on the lips i mean full out make out, that was fucking quality because she was like the most beautiful chick in school and it was just perfect.

when that same chick told me she liked me just outta the blue, was my first gf, fucking flipped out on that one haha.

after your done editing raw footy and it comes out insanely good.

when i had a massive toke this one time and made something like 8 perfect smoke rings that stuck together for roughly ten seconds EACH.

oh ya and finally beating depression, that was fucking amazing.

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I like this one,especially the part about editing.How do you beat depression?

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Thanks man.

I dunno, it was pretty hard, I just had to like force myself to not be sketched out anymore. For awhile i was pretty fucked up, I had day-mares and shit (its a nightmare but a daydream instead) and yeahh.

So I just kinda forced myself to NOT think about sketched out things. Some things that helped were like just chillin with good friends and maybe smoking abit or lyin on the beach, thats reallll relaxing.

Yeah that sounds super chill,how can you feel depressed on a beach or with your best friends?You cant.I dont really have it full on I just have odd times were I kinda just feel like whats the point but then I go out skate or hang around with a girl and all that and your just like yeeeah.That daymare shit sounds pretty fucking scary to me,thumbs up for putting up with it    . This topic is pretty rad,kindergarten fingering and 3somes with polish girls hehe sweeeet.I almost had a threesome with 2 canadian girls,should still happen hopefully.

[MexicanSpaniard]

"aatmacaoc: it was by far, the coolest thing.. that has ever happened to me"

That's so fucking funny.


Last night my ex girlfriend texts me while I'm stoned out of my mind at home and just asks me how I feel about messing around with each other (we broke up 2 weeks ago exactly).

I told her straight up, come over, so she did, and she stayed till 8 in the morning and made me an hour late for work.

No joke, I never had sex that good in my entire life.

feelings on the horizon

[bentmode]

NOICE

[soon]

taking a big shit.

[fin2]

brand new anti-hero boards...or anything out of deluxe
landing new tricks
getting high

[sweatloaf]

Logging off the freaking phone at work and getting the hell out of here

[Coastal_chaos]

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not really in any order.

first REAL kiss, I dont mean a little peck on the lips i mean full out make out, that was fucking quality because she was like the most beautiful chick in school and it was just perfect.

when that same chick told me she liked me just outta the blue, was my first gf, fucking flipped out on that one haha.

after your done editing raw footy and it comes out insanely good.

when i had a massive toke this one time and made something like 8 perfect smoke rings that stuck together for roughly ten seconds EACH.

oh ya and finally beating depression, that was fucking amazing.

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I like this one,especially the part about editing.How do you beat depression?

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Thanks man.

I dunno, it was pretty hard, I just had to like force myself to not be sketched out anymore. For awhile i was pretty fucked up, I had day-mares and shit (its a nightmare but a daydream instead) and yeahh.

So I just kinda forced myself to NOT think about sketched out things. Some things that helped were like just chillin with good friends and maybe smoking abit or lyin on the beach, thats reallll relaxing.

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Yeah that sounds super chill,how can you feel depressed on a beach or with your best friends?You cant.I dont really have it full on I just have odd times were I kinda just feel like whats the point but then I go out skate or hang around with a girl and all that and your just like yeeeah.That daymare shit sounds pretty fucking scary to me,thumbs up for putting up with it    . This topic is pretty rad,kindergarten fingering and 3somes with polish girls hehe sweeeet.I almost had a threesome with 2 canadian girls,should still happen hopefully.

Definitely man, well I probably made the daymares sound worse than they really were, though some were fucked up, basically i could be like downtown and and on the bus really bored and then somehow snap into this outlook that area i was in was like bombed to shit in the middle of a war and people were crying and shit, kinda sketched but yeah ha i pretty well kicked tho.

And yeah this topic is pretty fuckin solid.

[Noboru]

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i fingered a girl in my kindergarten class when i was like 5 but obviously i didn't know what i was doing at the time, it was still awesome i guess.

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This is the funniest thing I've ever read.. Fact!

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h8r, you should do this:
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1843

hahaha thats pretty good, although I'm pretty sure he stole that from a Mr. Show skit, that guy is still pretty funny, especially on tomgoestothemayor.

[deluxe_six]

getting my first kiss in the form of a super long makeout session with the cutest girl ever, after 18 years of feeling like a faggot failure destined for life long celibacy

[Mooley]

aatmacaoc: my shirt
aatmacaoc: FLEW THE FUCK OFF

asduiahds
So good.

[defiantnate]

lighting a blunt
smoking the blunt
learning new tricks
sesh with all your fav homies
new skate videos
pussy
looking fresh

Nailed it.

[lophatrophazoa]

or in n8's case butthole

lol, get it, cause his gals a shemale. we still doing dat one?

[jrock]

holding this one girl in my arms and the way the early morning light peeks in through the curtains onto her face and I realize its the most beautiful thing I've ever seen...oh well, it was fun while it lasted...

[pancake man]

looking forward to a song/ meal/ spot to skate/ etc. and having it be better than you could imagine

[defiantnate]

or in n8's case butthole

lol, get it, cause his gals a shemale. we still doing dat one?

 

[Sleazy]

or in n8's case butthole

lol, get it, cause his gals a shemale. we still doing dat one?

wait, i thought chicks with dicks had both?

[max power]

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or in n8's case butthole

lol, get it, cause his gals a shemale. we still doing dat one?

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wait, i thought chicks with dicks had both?

hermaphrodites have both

[MexicanSpaniard]

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or in n8's case butthole

lol, get it, cause his gals a shemale. we still doing dat one?

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wait, i thought chicks with dicks had both?

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hermaphrodites have both

if you have questions about this topic ask Jackson.

[max power]

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or in n8's case butthole

lol, get it, cause his gals a shemale. we still doing dat one?

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wait, i thought chicks with dicks had both?

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hermaphrodites have both

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if you have questions about this topic ask Jackson.

ah yes, unfortunately i saw that horrible shit.