Author Topic: doods i need advice (Read 4578 times)

cold budweisers · « **on:** August 16, 2007, 09:42:42 PM »

there is this girl i went out with for like two years and we broke up a few months ago, but she's not really getting it. she is constantly calling me and telling me she is in love with me and that she wants to marry me. i'm having a hard time with it, because she is cool and one of my best friends and i don't want to tell her to fuck off or anything, but goddamn give me a break. i don't know what to say or do without hurting her feelings, i mean maybe it will work out in a few years but right now i just want to go crazy and mack on girls at bars. what should i do YO?

john · « **Reply #1 on:** August 16, 2007, 09:51:59 PM »

alright, first thing your gonna need to do is create a sponsorhouse account.

next your gonna need to do a kickflip in your driveway (or sidewalk), and post that shit up.

after that, you are going to need to contact fuel clothing company and send em' them slammin' pics.

the last step is to use your immense new popularity in the sponsorhouse community to get some bitchez, and take pictures of them sucking your chache.

oh, and then send them to the girl.

Joshewuhh · « **Reply #2 on:** August 16, 2007, 09:56:30 PM »

Seriously dude, be honest with her.
Say "Hey... back off for awhile. WE BROKE UP. Right now, I wanna live my newly acquired single life and see where it takes me. Go live your life and maybe someday our lives might intertwine again. But for now, we're over, gimme my space."

And if she don't like that... dicksmack her.

Meth and Hookers · « **Reply #3 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:00:43 PM »

kill her

fin2 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:02:22 PM »

Quote from: Meth and Hookers on August 16, 2007, 10:00:43 PM

kill her

Joshewuhh · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:03:09 PM »

Quote from: Meth and Hookers on August 16, 2007, 10:00:43 PM

kill her

NOOOO

Bad advice!

dave v-house · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:10:30 PM »

Try anal?

skatebored · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:14:09 PM »

if theres a girl that likes you and you really think shes a great girl, you should reconsider the single thing...its cool for a few weeks, maybe months but then you realize that shit isnt so great. a cool girl doesnt come along often, most of them are fucking nuts.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:16:56 PM »

Quote from: dave v-house on August 16, 2007, 10:10:30 PM

Try anal?

in a threesome... and not the gay way either.

artichoke · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:18:08 PM »

Quote from: skatebored on August 16, 2007, 10:14:09 PM

if theres a girl that likes you and you really think shes a great girl, you should reconsider the single thing...its cool for a few weeks, maybe months but then you realize that shit isnt so great. a cool girl doesnt come along often, most of them are fucking nuts.

Word. If she's cool enough that you don't want to cut her out of your life, get back with her. If you're just holding on because you were in a relationship for two years, tell her to leave you the fuck alone and start nailing chicks from the bar.

HenryChinaski · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:18:43 PM »

All you can do is be honest with her. Just tell her what you wrote it that initial post, but maybe be a little more tactful. Then just cut her out of your life. Stop seeing her or taking her calls. As cruel as it may sound it is going to be the best thing for her in the long run. After a while she will tire of it and move on.
Whatever you do, as tempting as it may be, DO NOT continue to sleep with her, seeing as she obviously has serious feelings for you, and it will never be just casual for her.

cold budweisers · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:23:03 PM »

Quote from: skatebored on August 16, 2007, 10:14:09 PM

if theres a girl that likes you and you really think shes a great girl, you should reconsider the single thing...its cool for a few weeks, maybe months but then you realize that shit isnt so great. a cool girl doesnt come along often, most of them are fucking nuts.

i don't think there are girls who aren't fucking nuts

cold budweisers · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:24:15 PM »

i can't cut her out of my life, she is one of my best friends. i just can't be with her, for now at least.

artichoke · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:25:28 PM »

Quote from: the king of r&b on August 16, 2007, 10:24:15 PM

i can't cut her out of my life, she is one of my best friends. i just can't be with her, for now at least.

Why can't you be with her?

Raw!!! · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:25:44 PM »

Kill her, then try anal

cold budweisers · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:27:05 PM »

Quote from: artichoke on August 16, 2007, 10:25:28 PM

Quote from: the king of r&b on August 16, 2007, 10:24:15 PM
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i can't cut her out of my life, she is one of my best friends. i just can't be with her, for now at least.
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Why can't you be with her?

because having a girlfriend fucking sucks, duh

artichoke · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:28:46 PM »

Quote from: the king of r&b on August 16, 2007, 10:27:05 PM

Quote from: artichoke on August 16, 2007, 10:25:28 PM
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Quote from: the king of r&b on August 16, 2007, 10:24:15 PM
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i can't cut her out of my life, she is one of my best friends. i just can't be with her, for now at least.
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Why can't you be with her?
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because having a girlfriend fucking sucks, duh

Well, yeah. You could try telling her you need some time to ______(fill in blank with excuse here), but I still think if you think she's so cool and that you need her in your life you should just go out with her.

cold budweisers · « **Reply #17 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:30:52 PM »

i would seriously prefer just being friends with her

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #18 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:32:48 PM »

tell her your gay?

loophole · « **Reply #19 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:51:02 PM »

i like to draw little penises

cold budweisers · « **Reply #20 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:53:30 PM »

in high school i drew this demon dick jizzing onto a bible and my art teacher asked me what i was laffing about and i was like, 'shit nuthin' and she took my notebook and gave it to the dean. i had to go to the dean and he harassed me pretty bad about it and my mom had to be there too. cul

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #21 on:** August 16, 2007, 11:39:52 PM »

well, find that picture and show it to her and explain that it has a lot of intense personal meaning to you... that it basically encapsulates your view of the world, and that you plan to become a goth in the near future.

Alan · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2007, 02:11:58 AM »

Tell her you asked Slap Pals for advice. Problem solved.

E.l.G · « **Reply #23 on:** August 17, 2007, 02:20:24 AM »

Post pix

ahlee · « **Reply #24 on:** August 17, 2007, 05:34:37 AM »

Bone her, and do something weird like shit all over the place while you're boning. Could work.

Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace · « **Reply #25 on:** August 17, 2007, 05:43:00 AM »

just tell her you have HIV.

Or that you had sex with her mom.

Sleazy · « **Reply #26 on:** August 17, 2007, 05:45:14 AM »

Quote from: skatebored on August 16, 2007, 10:14:09 PM

if theres a girl that likes you and you really think shes a great girl, you should reconsider the single thing...its cool for a few weeks, maybe months but then you realize that shit isnt so great. a cool girl doesnt come along often, most of them are fucking nuts.

i agree with most of this, except it leaves out any understanding of the need to get that shit out your system.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #27 on:** August 17, 2007, 07:45:33 AM »

As a relationship ahole myself I know where you are coming from. Ditch her. It will have to be rude or it won't work. You obviously want to be single so be single. Keeping it going will just get you stuck in a relationship you don't want. When you hook back up a few years from now it will be fun for a moment but will end terribly.
"Better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't." Gibby Haynes

max power · « **Reply #28 on:** August 17, 2007, 07:51:17 AM »

you should just cut your losses and bail completely. it never works out just being 'friends'.

subroku · « **Reply #29 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:01:37 AM »

probably right.
the gator sodomy one is an option but over rated.
fuck knows...
if you dont want her let/make her go, thats the only real answer...
besides anal necrophilia (maybe under rated?)...

Author Topic: doods i need advice (Read 4578 times)

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