Author Topic: life hammers (Read 7131 times)

I SUCK! · « **Reply #30 on:** August 17, 2007, 02:17:54 AM »

Quote from: Jackson on August 17, 2007, 02:05:28 AM

The thread is called life hammers, that is my life hammer. I'm proud of my score

Fair enough.

E.l.G · « **Reply #31 on:** August 17, 2007, 03:08:24 AM »

Quote from: Jackson on August 17, 2007, 01:13:15 AM

life hammer?

Hmm, getting a 1550 on my SAT

An admirable score which somehow translates into very little sense and value as a person.

YuNg MaNo · « **Reply #32 on:** August 17, 2007, 03:19:16 AM »

Wow jamie is dumb as shit

diegomenendez · « **Reply #33 on:** August 17, 2007, 04:01:14 AM »

Quote from: E.l.G on August 17, 2007, 03:08:24 AM

Quote from: Jackson on August 17, 2007, 01:13:15 AM
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life hammer?

Hmm, getting a 1550 on my SAT
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An admirable score which somehow translates into very little sense and value as a person.

I was just stoked, I didnt study for it, and my parents were very proud of me, so it stoked me out

plastic bench nerd · « **Reply #34 on:** August 17, 2007, 04:58:14 AM »

thats cool and im phsyched for you acomplishing that jackson,,,,,,,,,,albert einstien's sat score was somwhere in the 600s ,,,,sats are gteat and all but i dont think that they can ultimatley guage a persons knowledge

Sleazy · « **Reply #35 on:** August 17, 2007, 05:05:13 AM »

Quote from: Jackson on August 17, 2007, 02:05:28 AM

The thread is called life hammers, that is my life hammer. I'm proud of my score

did you bring any of your guns with you when you took the test?

diegomenendez · « **Reply #36 on:** August 17, 2007, 05:07:18 AM »

I know they dont really show a persons knowledge, I got a friend who is super smart, in a good school, and he cannot beleive my score. He's like 'no way, I didn't even get that good'

Whatever

ahlee · « **Reply #37 on:** August 17, 2007, 05:27:09 AM »

My life hammer can be found in the 'best feeling ever' thread.

Derka Derk · « **Reply #38 on:** August 17, 2007, 07:43:39 AM »

there was a guy in the tv show Beaty and the nerd who had a perfect SAT score

Prison Wallet · « **Reply #39 on:** August 17, 2007, 07:49:44 AM »

Quote from: Jackson on August 17, 2007, 02:11:04 AM

Schools seem to think so, also looks good on job applications

You put your SAT score on job applications??? I'd screen your shit out for that alone.

And it's fine to do well on a standardized test and feel good about it, but posting it on a website kinda makes you look like a prick. Be careful with that.

Wykydtron · « **Reply #40 on:** August 17, 2007, 07:55:17 AM »

Quote from: jesco white on August 17, 2007, 07:49:44 AM

Quote from: Jackson on August 17, 2007, 02:11:04 AM
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Schools seem to think so, also looks good on job applications
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You put your SAT score on job applications??? I'd screen your shit out for that alone.

And it's fine to do well on a standardized test and feel good about it, but posting it on a website kinda makes you look like a prick. Be careful with that.

I have to agree. Don't put it on your job applications it makes you look like a tool. If I was an employer and looked at that I would be like "no way I'm hiring this guy he'll probably try to tell me how to do my job"

aguywhoskates · « **Reply #41 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:15:11 AM »

went to jail tuesday for assault with a deadly weapon. supposedly i hit a guy with my skateboard even tho i have three witnesses that said i merely pushed him with my body when he got in my face threatening me.

ahlee · « **Reply #42 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:17:10 AM »

Quote from: aguywhoskates on August 17, 2007, 08:15:11 AM

went to jail tuesday for assault with a deadly weapon. supposedly i hit a guy with my skateboard even tho i have three witnesses that said i merely pushed him with my body when he got in my face threatening me.

Ha.. I know how you feel. Check it.

http://www.dailycollegian.com/news/2006/11/09/News/Amherst.Police.Log-2448710.shtml

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #43 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:25:57 AM »

Keep us posted when you take your MCAT!

GattMood · « **Reply #44 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:33:19 AM »

I had a life bail the other day, I drank too much and wound up in the ER. Needless to say I won't be drinking for a while.

Lord Voldemort · « **Reply #45 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:42:07 AM »

Quote from: Jackson on August 17, 2007, 05:07:18 AM

I know they dont really show a persons knowledge, I got a friend who is super smart, in a good school, and he cannot beleive my score. He's like 'no way, I didn't even get that good'

Whatever

hey Jackson, where do you go to school?

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #46 on:** August 17, 2007, 08:43:39 AM »

Quote from: Lord Voldemort on August 17, 2007, 08:42:07 AM

Quote from: Jackson on August 17, 2007, 05:07:18 AM
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I know they dont really show a persons knowledge, I got a friend who is super smart, in a good school, and he cannot beleive my score. He's like 'no way, I didn't even get that good'

Whatever
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hey Jackson, where do you go to school?

Wait, how old are you Diego?

60ticketatsaveon · « **Reply #47 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:03:24 AM »

this is such a useless, terrible thread

I SUCK! · « **Reply #48 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:28:24 AM »

Quote from: YuNg MaNo on August 17, 2007, 03:19:16 AM

Wow jamie is dumb as shit

yeah, i got like a 400 on that thing.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #49 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:31:20 AM »

Quote from: Jackson on August 17, 2007, 05:07:18 AM

I got a friend who is super smart, cannot beleive 'no way, I didn't even get that good'

Whatever

Well if that's the way he speaks of course he didn't do well. You too have nailed the English language.

plastic bench nerd · « **Reply #50 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:36:12 AM »

Quote from: I SUCK! on August 17, 2007, 09:28:24 AM

Quote from: YuNg MaNo on August 17, 2007, 03:19:16 AM
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Wow jamie is dumb as shit
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yeah, i got like a 400 on that thing.

dude! didnt forbes give you "the entrepenuer of the year" award?

book knowledge does not mean sucsess,,i took my sats when i was a senior in highschool,,i took acid the night before, i dont remember my score but i did pretty well and i was pretty much dumb and regular when i was taking the test

plastic bench nerd · « **Reply #51 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:37:13 AM »

Quote from: Sleazy on August 17, 2007, 05:05:13 AM

Quote from: Jackson on August 17, 2007, 02:05:28 AM
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The thread is called life hammers, that is my life hammer. I'm proud of my score
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did you bring any of your guns with you when you took the test?

hahaha!!!!! thanks for my first good laugh of the day sleaz!!!!!!!!!!!

kneebone · « **Reply #52 on:** August 17, 2007, 10:27:21 AM »

isn't 2400 the perfect score nowadays? dude, 1550 sucks, haha

ahlee · « **Reply #53 on:** August 17, 2007, 10:30:16 AM »

When i took mine, I forgot my calculator in my locker.. and the only one i had at home was one with enormous buttons.. when the dude was walking around inspecting the calculators i felt like a fucking pud. haha.

TROPICS · « **Reply #54 on:** August 17, 2007, 10:51:21 AM »

if one recalls, diego is the same dude who delighted us with tales of how in high school, he lived the utter paradox of him hating everyone and all the girls somehow still loving him. with that sat score, young jackson is something like a modern day jordan catalano.

isaac · « **Reply #55 on:** August 17, 2007, 10:55:46 AM »

or George Castanza.

I SUCK! · « **Reply #56 on:** August 17, 2007, 11:02:06 AM »

Quote from: plastic bench nerd on August 17, 2007, 09:36:12 AM

Quote from: I SUCK! on August 17, 2007, 09:28:24 AM
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Quote from: YuNg MaNo on August 17, 2007, 03:19:16 AM
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Wow jamie is dumb as shit
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yeah, i got like a 400 on that thing.
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dude! didnt forbes give you "the entrepenuer of the year" award?

book knowledge does not mean sucsess,,i took my sats when i was a senior in highschool,,i took acid the night before, i dont remember my score but i did pretty well and i was pretty much dumb and regular when i was taking the test

Sorry, I didn't take the test. I was just making crap up to agree with dude calling me 'dumb as shit'.
I hated school, the last thing I wanted to do was go to more school after high school, so that test just seemed like a waste of a Saturday.

I now would like to go to college if I could find the time.

ahlee · « **Reply #57 on:** August 17, 2007, 11:05:52 AM »

Jamie what would you like to learn, I'll gladly teach you.

sweatloaf · « **Reply #58 on:** August 17, 2007, 11:11:58 AM »

My freaking garden is a lifestyle hammer. I'm going to have craploads of tomatoes and hot peppers soon.

Prison Wallet · « **Reply #59 on:** August 17, 2007, 11:55:50 AM »

Best post in the thread. And a Waylon quote signature to boot. T for Texas.

Author Topic: life hammers (Read 7131 times)

E.l.G

YuNg MaNo

diegomenendez

plastic bench nerd

diegomenendez

Wykydtron

GattMood

plastic bench nerd

plastic bench nerd

TROPICS

isaac

sweatloaf