life hammers

[I SUCK!]

Jamie what would you like to learn, I'll gladly teach you.

How to skate?
Sure, I'm down, you look good at it.

[ahlee]

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Jamie what would you like to learn, I'll gladly teach you.

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How to skate?
Sure, I'm down, you look good at it.

Well Thank you Mr. Thomas. Lets get started. I'll need your address so I can send you the proper skate attire. Once recieved we can move onto step 2.

[toque]

he lived the utter paradox of him hating everyone and all the girls somehow still loving him.

that sounds great.....I got the first part down I just need to work on getting the girls......maybe its because i don't have the super-model good looks of diego

[kids]

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Jamie what would you like to learn, I'll gladly teach you.

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How to skate?
Sure, I'm down, you look good at it.

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Well Thank you Mr. Thomas. Lets get started. I'll need your address so I can send you the proper skate attire. Once recieved we can move onto step 2.

Is that really jamie? I can't follow the who's who on here

[MexicanSpaniard]

look at the avatar, how could it not be?

[TheMoneyMellon]

isn't 2400 the perfect score nowadays?  dude, 1550 sucks, haha

Yep. So, unless you took your test before 2005 then a 1550 would be pretty damn low. If you took it before then, though, that's pretty god damn impressive considering that you would have to get 99.5% of the questions right for that score.

[I SUCK!]

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Jamie what would you like to learn, I'll gladly teach you.

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How to skate?
Sure, I'm down, you look good at it.

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Well Thank you Mr. Thomas. Lets get started. I'll need your address so I can send you the proper skate attire. Once recieved we can move onto step 2.

As long as you send me a b-ball jersey to wear over my sweatshirt.

[I SUCK!]

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isn't 2400 the perfect score nowadays?  dude, 1550 sucks, haha

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Yep. So, unless you took your test before 2005 then a 1550 would be pretty damn low. If you took it before then, though, that's pretty god damn impressive considering that you would have to get 99.5% of the questions right for that score.

Yeah, I heard the test used to be way harder or they changed the scoring or something.
My wife's pretty smart so she knows about that kinda crap.

[ahlee]

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Jamie what would you like to learn, I'll gladly teach you.

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How to skate?
Sure, I'm down, you look good at it.

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Well Thank you Mr. Thomas. Lets get started. I'll need your address so I can send you the proper skate attire. Once recieved we can move onto step 2.

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As long as you send me a b-ball jersey to wear over my sweatshirt.

Hm.. I know of a few fresh to hesh conversions.. a hesh to fresh on you might kill it.

[TheMoneyMellon]

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isn't 2400 the perfect score nowadays?  dude, 1550 sucks, haha

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Yep. So, unless you took your test before 2005 then a 1550 would be pretty damn low. If you took it before then, though, that's pretty god damn impressive considering that you would have to get 99.5% of the questions right for that score.

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Yeah, I heard the test used to be way harder or they changed the scoring or something.
My wife's pretty smart so she knows about that kinda crap.

They change the test a lot but before they changed it in the 90's then only a handful of people out of everyone in the U.S. would get over a 1500.

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Jamie what would you like to learn, I'll gladly teach you.

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How to skate?
Sure, I'm down, you look good at it.

[close]

Well Thank you Mr. Thomas. Lets get started. I'll need your address so I can send you the proper skate attire. Once recieved we can move onto step 2.

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As long as you send me a b-ball jersey to wear over my sweatshirt.

hes's sending you this t

[plastic bench nerd]

My freaking garden is a lifestyle hammer. I'm going to have craploads of tomatoes and hot peppers soon.

that is fucking awesome, sweatloaf

[sweatloaf]

Best post in the thread. And a Waylon quote signature to boot. T for Texas.

The line in my signature has been used in alot of songs. I don't know who originated it, but it goes back to at least the Woody Guthrie days.

[Prison Wallet]

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Best post in the thread. And a Waylon quote signature to boot. T for Texas.

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The line in my signature has been used in alot of songs. I don't know who originated it, but it goes back to at least the Woody Guthrie days.

I'm a fan of Woody too but that Waylon song just popped in my head. In my mind he owns those lyrics. There was about a year where I skated to one of his live albums almost exclusively. Fast forward a few of the slower balads and the shit flowed.

[I SUCK!]

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Jamie what would you like to learn, I'll gladly teach you.

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How to skate?
Sure, I'm down, you look good at it.

[close]

Well Thank you Mr. Thomas. Lets get started. I'll need your address so I can send you the proper skate attire. Once recieved we can move onto step 2.

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As long as you send me a b-ball jersey to wear over my sweatshirt.

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hes's sending you this t

Dude, I wish I had that homer thug life shirt.

[max power]

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Jamie what would you like to learn, I'll gladly teach you.

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How to skate?
Sure, I'm down, you look good at it.

[close]

Well Thank you Mr. Thomas. Lets get started. I'll need your address so I can send you the proper skate attire. Once recieved we can move onto step 2.

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As long as you send me a b-ball jersey to wear over my sweatshirt.

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hes's sending you this t

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Dude, I wish I had that homer thug life shirt.

it's only a paypal payment away...

[defiantnate]

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went to jail tuesday for assault with a deadly weapon. supposedly i hit a guy with my skateboard even tho i have three witnesses that said i merely pushed him with my body when he got in my face threatening me.

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Ha.. I know how you feel. Check it.
http://www.dailycollegian.com/news/2006/11/09/News/Amherst.Police.Log-2448710.shtml

November 7, 2006
4:41 p.m.

Kenan Ali Atmaca, 22, of Chicopee, Mass., was summoned for assault and battery. Atmaca and another male party were witnessed attacking the victim, a 20-year-old male from West Springfield, at a Halloween party on Main Street in Amherst. The victim suffered a fractured ankle and required medical attention.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GET 'EM ALI! What happened there?

[Meth and Hookers]

i said it before but triple king challenge at fatburger. i did it and then ate a full dinner. i'm gonna do quad soon.

[gub]

flew in a hot air balloon once

[gub]

(no homo)

[picklesickshuv-it]

never took the SATs, about to finish college...dont know how that worked out

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i havent wet the bed for 10 years
..as far as anyone is concerned

[hargo]

albert einstien's sat score was somwhere in the 600

bull shit.

as far as the sats go, and any other test, there are different ways of determining their value. sure you can be successful and not do well on them. you can also do well and be a total moron. but, some people are just smart and study and for some reason care about education when theyre in high school, more power to them. i for one just drew pictures on my sats, but i was a dumb ass. still am. i did go to college though because i want to know as much as i can about the world we live in, and i realize that i am ignorant as fuck. you cant really prove your worth to others, even if people think you are worth something it will usually be for superficial shit. even being appreciated for skateboarding doesnt reveal the true intrinsic value of the person. man, i keep getting these motivational speaker qoutes in my head. Just go for it! you are the only you there is! shit.

[ahlee]

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went to jail tuesday for assault with a deadly weapon. supposedly i hit a guy with my skateboard even tho i have three witnesses that said i merely pushed him with my body when he got in my face threatening me.

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Ha.. I know how you feel. Check it.
http://www.dailycollegian.com/news/2006/11/09/News/Amherst.Police.Log-2448710.shtml

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November 7, 2006
4:41 p.m.

Kenan Ali Atmaca, 22, of Chicopee, Mass., was summoned for assault and battery. Atmaca and another male party were witnessed attacking the victim, a 20-year-old male from West Springfield, at a Halloween party on Main Street in Amherst. The victim suffered a fractured ankle and required medical attention.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GET 'EM ALI! What happened there?

We were at this halloween pparty. I was in this room eating a calzone. This big drunk jock dude, about 6"4 250lbs.. was hitting on my gf. I ignored it. She told him to leave her alone.. he eventually grabs her ass. She yells and then he pushes her... and I got up..and i didnt want to fight him so i was like dude can you just leave? He wouldnt leave.. To make things better he was dressed as fucking elvis. So he was all like "you cant tell the king what to do blah blah" So finally he takes a swing at me. Knicks the top of my head... then he tackles me into a desk.. I kicked the back of his knee in and took him to the floor and continued to beat the living shit out of him... then i realized he wasnt hitting back. So I stopped. Dude was crying. So I was like "I told you to fucking leave dude, more than once, now you're fucking crying!"

So we left... a week later my friend texts me. "Dude you're in the umass newspaper." And that right there was published. He ended up with around a $15 hospital bill cause his ankle was fractured and his nose was broke or something.. So he went to the police and told them I jumped him with another kid and hit him with a bottle. Which was a total lie. So I was charged with a felony... but I won because I had more than 5 witnesses. Fuckin jock.

[sebastian toombs]

"1550 on your SAT is da bomb shit BOYZZZZZ"!

[plastic bench nerd]

kicking a drug perscribed to me for anxiety by my doctor,,,,kolonopin,,,,after taking it everyday for a year i quit coldd turkey,, and if you know anything about benzo's withdrawl of them is a motherfucker,,2 weeks and a loss of 25 pounds is all i really took,, and one seziure....fuck mental health doctors!!!! legal drug pushers,,,and i was stupid to have not read up on what the drug did before excepting them from the doc

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i can just you going nutty like the mama in requium for a dream
we all know you just wanna be on tv mister benchnerd

[ahlee]

jayme you should consider smoking tons of weed.

[plastic bench nerd]

jayme you should consider smoking tons of weed.

i use too actually,,,im not into it anymore, sober works the best for me

[plastic bench nerd]

i can just you going nutty like the mama in requium for a dream
we all know you just wanna be on tv mister benchnerd

that movie is crazy,,,i watch less televison than anyone you will ever meet