Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 847929 times)

net lurk · « **Reply #1170 on:** May 14, 2009, 02:29:59 PM »

skipped school, and went to NYC yesterday, awesome time
now im grounded, blows

skate_bored · « **Reply #1171 on:** May 14, 2009, 09:43:38 PM »

fucked this girl a few minutes ago, but came in like 5 minutes. she was probably bummed. oh well. we're friends so we just chilled and talked and it wasnt awkward after.

Bugs · « **Reply #1172 on:** May 14, 2009, 09:58:46 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on May 14, 2009, 09:43:38 PM

fucked this girl a few minutes ago, but came in like 5 minutes. she was probably bummed. oh well. we're friends so we just chilled and talked and it wasnt awkward after.

One time this happened, and right when I busted, I heard a car door shut, and my family was coming in the house! I sprinted out of the room into the bathroom, put on my boardshorts, walked backed out and my cousins were walking down the hall. They were staying at my grandparent's house, in my old room, and me and my chick at the time fucked in there because it was a small fantasy of mine to fuck a chick in my childhood bed. Yeah part of the condom wrapper was on the floor and I picked it up with my toe in front of my cousins without them noticing. Mind you it was my girl cousins and aunt and uncle. Can't believe we didn't get caught and how my girlfriend escaped while I was in the bathroom, I have no idea. It was literally like bust a nut and less than 2 minutes later my family was in the room. So cuming quick can have it's benefits.

skate_bored · « **Reply #1173 on:** May 14, 2009, 10:03:57 PM »

Quote from: Bugs on May 14, 2009, 09:58:46 PM

Quote from: skate_bored on May 14, 2009, 09:43:38 PM
Expand Quote
fucked this girl a few minutes ago, but came in like 5 minutes. she was probably bummed. oh well. we're friends so we just chilled and talked and it wasnt awkward after.
[close]

One time this happened, and right when I busted, I heard a car door shut, and my family was coming in the house! I sprinted out of the room into the bathroom, put on my boardshorts, walked backed out and my cousins were walking down the hall. They were staying at my grandparent's house, in my old room, and me and my chick at the time fucked in there because it was a small fantasy of mine to fuck a chick in my childhood bed. Yeah part of the condom wrapper was on the floor and I picked it up with my toe in front of my cousins without them noticing. Mind you it was my girl cousins and aunt and uncle. Can't believe we didn't get caught and how my girlfriend escaped while I was in the bathroom, I have no idea. It was literally like bust a nut and less than 2 minutes later my family was in the room. So cuming quick can have it's benefits.

hahaha awesome story. my goal in life is to make a book, compiling stories of all my friends funny sexual or drunk experiences. it'd be a best seller. as for tonight, ive been visiting friends in nyc since monday so my dick hasnt been touched in 4 days, which led to the quick bust. usually im drunk when i fuck this girl, so she gets it for so long that shes over it before i can cum.

j0rdan · « **Reply #1174 on:** May 15, 2009, 12:56:47 AM »

just fucked that milf again that I posted a pic of in the stoked on thread. full on butt naked in my car in a fucking parking lot. pretty stoked.

what I'm not stoked on is when I dropped her off, she wanted more and invited me in. so I walk up to the door and her fucking 15 year old daughter is laying on the couch. I had to get out of there. also she left her bra and panties in my car.

Guile · « **Reply #1175 on:** May 15, 2009, 01:11:11 AM »

shot a photo on a triple set that might get published, unfortunatly the landing was very machnau'd so the footage is going to make everyone sad.

kamltoe · « **Reply #1176 on:** May 15, 2009, 06:51:03 AM »

more crete going in. I'm not there to help lay it. fucking work...

k

angryfacedman · « **Reply #1177 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:40:56 AM »

Finally got the shoes I ordered on Sunday. Not stoked on that they were a little tight.

skate_bored · « **Reply #1178 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:27:58 AM »

Quote from: j0rdan on May 15, 2009, 12:56:47 AM

just fucked that milf again that I posted a pic of in the stoked on thread. full on butt naked in my car in a fucking parking lot. pretty stoked.

what I'm not stoked on is when I dropped her off, she wanted more and invited me in. so I walk up to the door and her fucking 15 year old daughter is laying on the couch. I had to get out of there. also she left her bra and panties in my car.

so so so gnar-worthy

kevbo999 · « **Reply #1179 on:** May 20, 2009, 05:11:55 AM »

Last night, I sunk in the very last of my time, money and strength into buying and setting up a solid skateboard. For the past 2 months I've been getting one session in before something blows.

I almost had a couple breakdowns in the setup process, then I went outside to try it and cops were all over the place. I went to bed feeling like dirt. If I don't get 2 or 3 unhindered sessions with this deck (or a new fucking job already), I may actually need psychiatric help.

Watson · « **Reply #1180 on:** May 20, 2009, 05:16:43 PM »

I broke my collarbone bombing a hill drunk by myself on Friday. Totally fucked myself up, and I'm in a lot of pain from it. Not stoked on that.

But now that the bruise is bleeding out and turning yellow it totally looks like a spreading infection due to a zombie bite.

Pretty stoked on that.

Bugs · « **Reply #1181 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:04:56 PM »

Quote from: Watson on May 20, 2009, 05:16:43 PM

I broke my collarbone bombing a hill drunk by myself on Friday. Totally fucked myself up, and I'm in a lot of pain from it. Not stoked on that.

But now that the bruise is bleeding out and turning yellow it totally looks like a spreading infection due to a zombie bite.

Pretty stoked on that.

hahahaha, BATTLE WOUNDS

net lurk · « **Reply #1182 on:** May 20, 2009, 08:03:14 PM »

nyc saturday
..it might rain.

skate_bored · « **Reply #1183 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:15:19 AM »

just had sex...but i was too drunk to cum. walked a mile home and now i probably will end up jacking off.

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #1184 on:** May 21, 2009, 06:27:03 AM »

Quote from: skate_bored on May 21, 2009, 12:15:19 AM

just had sex...but i was too drunk to cum. walked a mile home and now i probably will end up jacking off.

Damn, as far as I remember your posts you're always fucking some girls. Always different ones?

Captain Spaulding · « **Reply #1185 on:** May 21, 2009, 06:39:37 AM »

Quote from: Kev. on May 20, 2009, 05:11:55 AM

I almost had a couple breakdowns in the setup process,

Wait, i'm confused. what is hard about setting up a new board? there's no threaded axles or mounting bolts to deal with.

kevbo999 · « **Reply #1186 on:** May 25, 2009, 04:11:59 PM »

It wasn't a new board, it was a warped used deck bolted ridiculously deep to a set of fucked up trucks I had to fix. And it broke, so I haven't had a good sesh in weeks, or even gotten to skate since seeing Leo's part...

I'm basically bummed now but I'll post what I came here to post.

My mom sent me a parcel full of handy stuff... along with a 4 page intervention letter. Yeah I know I've given up on myself and need to make lifestyle changes, that doesn't mean I have the power or will to do it. Seriously, the more "encouragement" I get, the more worthless and incapable I feel. What I need is a fucking job offer, or some decent luck to roll my way for once.

skate_bored · « **Reply #1187 on:** May 25, 2009, 10:36:15 PM »

Quote from: Stoeipoes on May 21, 2009, 06:27:03 AM

Quote from: skate_bored on May 21, 2009, 12:15:19 AM
Expand Quote
just had sex...but i was too drunk to cum. walked a mile home and now i probably will end up jacking off.
[close]

Damn, as far as I remember your posts you're always fucking some girls. Always different ones?

haha nah man its the same 4 girls mainly. sometimes 2 within 12 hours. kinda tight, kinda weird sometimes if you actually like the first one because you dated forever and feel guilty about the other ones.

GonzWayne · « **Reply #1188 on:** May 26, 2009, 12:20:45 AM »

this place hasnt turned into the complete shithole I imagined it in the last 5 months. Remembering why I used to go on so much but also why I left...

BrojaySimpson · « **Reply #1189 on:** May 27, 2009, 08:32:11 PM »

dog girl

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6373089.ece

angryfacedman · « **Reply #1190 on:** June 01, 2009, 01:46:28 PM »

Not stoked on not landing this trick I was filming. Stoked on bombing this long hill when we where going home!

Corby Tender · « **Reply #1191 on:** June 01, 2009, 02:13:42 PM »

After working a 14 hour shift, a friend of mine fell asleep at the wheel and flipped his ford explorer three times. He wasn't wearing a seatbelt and his car was totaled, yet he somehow managed to walk with only a scratch on his left hand. Miracles rule.

Bugs · « **Reply #1192 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:05:01 PM »

So the girl I'm in the long distance relationship/friendship sent me this email from facebook. It turned out to be a virus. I did get to chat with her, the email got sent to a bunch of her other friends. At least someone is thinking of me.

barr · « **Reply #1193 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:28:14 PM »

my ex-girlfriend is coming over to my house monday

WWD4D? · « **Reply #1194 on:** June 04, 2009, 02:24:23 PM »

Was just talking to an old friend I found on myspace; he dropped out of high school when he was 16 and can barely even read or write that well at all, and he's making 32 dollars an hour. I'm stoked for him, but at the same time that kinda makes me, someone who actually graduated high school and is currently unemployed and attending college, feel like crap.

H8R part 4 · « **Reply #1195 on:** June 05, 2009, 08:28:16 AM »

stoked my homie is in town for bank to the banks and manny mania...
not stoked i had a total brain fart and forgot about the zoo premiere last night...damn!

Bugs · « **Reply #1196 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:15:19 AM »

slow day at work

Doctor Handsome · « **Reply #1197 on:** June 05, 2009, 05:36:21 PM »

Smoking cigarettes when I drink.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #1198 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:10:07 PM »

Quote from: Doctor Handsome on June 05, 2009, 05:36:21 PM

Smoking cigarettes when I drink.

If you only do it when you drink it's not so bad.

youngblood · « **Reply #1199 on:** June 06, 2009, 04:56:34 AM »

pop shuvved a descent sized gap in who knows how long but i got this huge ass bump just below my knee now. hurts even when i push.

like they say, gotta pay to play

Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 847929 times)

net lurk

Bugs

angryfacedman

kevbo999

Bugs

net lurk

Captain Spaulding

kevbo999

GonzWayne

angryfacedman

Corby Tender

Bugs

WWD4D?

Bugs

Doctor Handsome

youngblood

Cookie Preferences