Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[MexicanSpaniard]

Stoked on the Colorado Springs 37,500 square foot park, not stoked that it's 60 miles away.

[nice weather]

stoked i'm gonna be going home to see my family and friends before going to vienna. not stoked on spending all day in airports/flights.

How long are you in Vienna for?

[jack burton]

made out with some broad i thinkkkkk is attractive? not sure yet. i was drunk so fuck yea. but it was the first time ever hanging out with her so she wouldnt let me drunkenly stab at her vagina with my penis. she said some thing like oh if that ever happened id probably never talk to you again. sounds fuckin awesome but no dice. still drunk at three thirty in the afternoon and im sure none of this makes sense.

[Binomial Nomenclature]

Ran out of my own deodorant so i used my mom's pit stick... we'll see if it really is strong enough for a man, despite being made for a woman

[Smell Good]

I start college tomorrow.

Can't tell if I'm stoked on that or not.

[odp]

made out with some broad i thinkkkkk is attractive? not sure yet. i was drunk so fuck yea. but it was the first time ever hanging out with her so she wouldnt let me drunkenly stab at her vagina with my penis. she said some thing like oh if that ever happened id probably never talk to you again. sounds fuckin awesome but no dice. still drunk at three thirty in the afternoon and im sure none of this makes sense.

did you just start college? that sounds reminiscent of my first months of moving to a school. All i can say is, learn fast grasshopper, learn very fast that it does not matter if you never hang out with her again. if she wouldn't hang out after you stabbed her, she's a slut, and an inexperienced one at that, grasshopper.

seriously, man, you'll meet hundreds of girls when youre drinking at school, especially before everyone has established themselves. That is, if you're just starting college.

get some mang!

I start college tomorrow.

Can't tell if I'm stoked on that or not.

this post is for you too, man. have fun. the first semester is going to be a blast of shit you've never dreamed of, and it only gets better.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

^
all fucking lies.

college sucks a big dick.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

I just shaved my dick, nut, and gooch pubes bald. It's itchy as hell but it will be worth it.

[oyolar]

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stoked i'm gonna be going home to see my family and friends before going to vienna. not stoked on spending all day in airports/flights.

[close]

How long are you in Vienna for?

10 and a half weeks or so-sept. 24th until dec. 4th

[jack burton]

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made out with some broad i thinkkkkk is attractive? not sure yet. i was drunk so fuck yea. but it was the first time ever hanging out with her so she wouldnt let me drunkenly stab at her vagina with my penis. she said some thing like oh if that ever happened id probably never talk to you again. sounds fuckin awesome but no dice. still drunk at three thirty in the afternoon and im sure none of this makes sense.

[close]

did you just start college? that sounds reminiscent of my first months of moving to a school. All i can say is, learn fast grasshopper, learn very fast that it does not matter if you never hang out with her again. if she wouldn't hang out after you stabbed her, she's a slut, and an inexperienced one at that, grasshopper.

seriously, man, you'll meet hundreds of girls when youre drinking at school, especially before everyone has established themselves. That is, if you're just starting college.

get some mang!

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I start college tomorrow.

Can't tell if I'm stoked on that or not.

[close]

this post is for you too, man. have fun. the first semester is going to be a blast of shit you've never dreamed of, and it only gets better.

haha na man. i never went to college, i wouldnt care if i had never talked to her again though. although it could have been weird since she is kinda in my circle of friends. it was like six in the morning and i didnt feel like staying up any longer trying for it which is fine because some girls gave it up the next night and i barely tried at all. man....girls are whores.

[odp]

ah that's what's up dude. I was thinking bout the college thing cause i'd just moved my little sister in and was looking at all the fine young pussy that was looking at me like i was too old to be around. hahah. fuck sluts homes!

[jack burton]

ah that's what's up dude. I was thinking bout the college thing cause i'd just moved my little sister in and was looking at all the fine young pussy that was looking at me like i was too old to be around. hahah. fuck sluts homes!

bitches ain't shit.

[wuust]

another manchester rip off. looks cool but then again, it's globe

[MexicanSpaniard]

Stoked the new seaon of Jeopardy! started Monday and I got final right, not stoked that I'll be sitting on my couch M-F from 5:55-6:25pm.

[grimcity]

Stoked on this clip, not stoked on the chicks, but the video makes up for it:

[rattlehead]

I witnessed really fat girl in my class yawn today, it looked like when Jabba The Hutt got choked.

[Tarquin]

Stoked on this clip, not stoked on the chicks, but the video makes up for it:

That was awesome, I love videos like that, morons getting exactly what they deserve. "I'm not taking this shit anymore!!" Sick.

[Binomial Nomenclature]

I'm in a university course about American cities and urban development, and one of the lectures will be about skateboarding in the context of urban transportation.  So I asked my professor if she skated, i mean why not ask, she wears eS accels to class, and she told me that she's too old to skate but has a longboard.  My enthusiasm dropped dramatically.  I told her I'd be willing to help out that week if she needed old mags, videos, documentary stuff etc.  you know the general skate pack-rat collection of things.  I e-mailed her a link to an Ocean Howell article as well as On's Love Park documentary section.  I just hope this week about skating is taught in a good way.  I don't want to have to single myself out in front of the whole class and try to explain what I think skating is all about.

[jrock]

saw a gay bounce rapper last night.  shit was insane.  chubby white chicks, gutter punks, fat gay dudes, junkies, drug dealers, all shaking their asses everywhere.  dude was singing songs about sucking dick and "shaking it like you stank".  the room was full of sweaty titties and the floor was shaking so hard i thought it was gonna break.  the best part was the dude was wearing a zero shirt cut up like he was in Jem and the Holograms or some shit.  weird scene.

http://www.myspace.com/sissynobbyy

[Doctor Handsome]

Put $5,000 down on a car and paid $400 of my credit card. Feels good but I hate spending money. I also have to register my new car and register for school. I'm lazy but it will be worth it.

[Gomez]

series finale of monk. it sucks to see a great show end, but it was starting to jump the shark so it's for the best. also, the two-parter was one of the best monk episodes hands down.

[zipzinger666]

snow. hate it but since ill choose skating over studying any day im kinda glad that option is gone, especially with finals next week...

[drunk]

might be attending university in the new year

[jildo]

getting ready to make a quesadilla, but with my last shell.

[popeyesfriedchicken]

made a lot of money off of ebay recently and blew it all within two and a half weeks.  it's more money than i've had in awhile.  i'm not stoked on that, but what i am stoked on is that a little under half i lent out to friends (the majority was spent at strip clubs and bars) so that will be coming back soon, and i was smart enough to do all of my christmas shopping beforehand.  my family tells me my dad always talks shit on me behind my back, and he didn't even get me a birthday present this year, but whatever, i got him something anyways for xmas.  i like to use the kill with kindness technique, it has worked on a lot of people that give me hell for no reason. 

[odp]

made a lot of money off of ebay recently and blew it all within two and a half weeks.  it's more money than i've had in awhile.  i'm not stoked on that, but what i am stoked on is that a little under half i lent out to friends (the majority was spent at strip clubs and bars) so that will be coming back soon, and i was smart enough to do all of my christmas shopping beforehand.  my family tells me my dad always talks shit on me behind my back, and he didn't even get me a birthday present this year, but whatever, i got him something anyways for xmas.  i like to use the kill with kindness technique, it has worked on a lot of people that give me hell for no reason. 

good luck with that shit homie...

[ArizonaGreenTea]

This semester coming to an end. I have had ten hours of sleep in the past three days, finding it near-fucking-impossible to finish my last paper, and I have two finals later today I have yet to study for. But in about 4 days I'll have a month off school, which includes 9 days of getting out of the cold weather and roadtripping to AZ with some homies to skate.

[chunkysalsa]

It looks like this semester I'm getting a 4.0 but I still don't have money for a car so I have to ride the bus everyday.

[All Hail Wu Welsh]

This semester coming to an end. I have had ten hours of sleep in the past three days, finding it near-fucking-impossible to finish my last paper, and I have two finals later today I have yet to study for. But in about 4 days I'll have a month off school, which includes 9 days of getting out of the cold weather and roadtripping to AZ with some homies to skate.

exact same situation except i'll be getting crazy in spain for 2 weeks

[east is in the house]

I'm in a university course about American cities and urban development, and one of the lectures will be about skateboarding in the context of urban transportation.  So I asked my professor if she skated, i mean why not ask, she wears eS accels to class, and she told me that she's too old to skate but has a longboard.  My enthusiasm dropped dramatically.  I told her I'd be willing to help out that week if she needed old mags, videos, documentary stuff etc.  you know the general skate pack-rat collection of things.  I e-mailed her a link to an Ocean Howell article as well as On's Love Park documentary section.  I just hope this week about skating is taught in a good way.  I don't want to have to single myself out in front of the whole class and try to explain what I think skating is all about.

That sounds really, really cool. Where do you go to school, Europe?



Tonight six of us drove two hours out to skate this indoor park...I get there, and within five minutes of skating this vert wall my wheel catches this weird wire thing and I just tumble full force to the bottom of the ramp. smashed my glasses and got a huge cut above my eye brow. needless to say the owner of the place spent 1/2 hot gluing the rim back together for me. so I'm not too excited about broken glasses, but somehow I manged to walk into the park like I owned the place while everyone else had to pay $10 each to skate. also I got taco bell before skating, then burger king after, then more taco bell right after that. I don't even know why I'm posting in this thread, I'm stoked!