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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3300 on: April 07, 2014, 06:34:31 AM »
In school, last semster!!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3301 on: April 08, 2014, 11:16:59 AM »
this junkie who once sold me and my ex 2 roxies for $75 [and one had a bite taken out of it] kicked the proverbial bucket. i feel like i should have a little empathy since i've OD'd a million times but, um..... one day i will write a heartfelt eulogy like that for gypper.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3302 on: April 09, 2014, 10:17:08 AM »
i can take a crisper photo with my fucking point and shoot camera than our PROFESSIONAL staff photographer can with her dslr on a tripod. and shes been a PROFESSIONAL for probably 15-20 years.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3303 on: April 09, 2014, 09:35:56 PM »
I have the best job for a student as I can study and go on slap the whole time but I'm working till 1am and school starts at 7:30.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3304 on: April 10, 2014, 02:32:47 AM »
Made money on eBay, it takes a while for the money to process though.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3305 on: April 10, 2014, 10:52:01 AM »
stoked on this because i found it regular and ironic at first,
not stoked that it's serious and they mean it

"good people dont skateboard.
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affecting you and your city, be aware.
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I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3306 on: April 10, 2014, 04:51:37 PM »
Eating fried chicken and browsing porn

Getting piled under a shit ton of school projects and exams and shit. 2 more classes this summer and I'm done with undergrad

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3307 on: April 10, 2014, 05:18:49 PM »
Eating fried chicken and browsing porn

Getting piled under a shit ton of school projects and exams and shit. 2 more classes this summer and I'm done with undergrad
same here! fuck em. i graduate this may 16
mcdonalds here i come


I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3308 on: April 11, 2014, 09:55:39 PM »
i have a job in a pretty cool industry but i can't work overtime anymore "temporarily" according to the big the boss. who knows what "temporary" means..........

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3309 on: April 15, 2014, 12:08:47 AM »
I just got a  new timetable at work.. Ill be staying longer every other day, but comming later too.. I still hate it, because it messes up my whole day, but at least Im getting a new contract next month and will be getting more money.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3310 on: April 15, 2014, 12:34:26 AM »
im stoked this girl i've been seeing the past 2 months is reconnecting with some old friends of her,
for some stupid reason (insecurity, but i have trouble admitting it), im not stoked that these old friends are her recent ex's friends


I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3311 on: April 15, 2014, 11:47:48 AM »
my brother told my ma that i had pills in a drawer. sure enough, there were pills in a drawer so i googled the number and they were hydrocodones and i tried to stop her from throwing them away. i explained that i don't believe in 'leftover opiates' so clearly they weren't mine and this nigger is off his meds so the police came and he stands there flossing his teeth in a towel like 'what's the big deal?' and got his happy ass escorted out. not stoked that a bunch of pills almost came into my grasp but stoked that he got kicked out.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3312 on: April 17, 2014, 05:59:42 AM »
My good friend Abe and I got stranded on the other side of town. We were at some lame ass party and our ride pretty much left the party without telling us, completely ditching us on the other side of town with only five bucks in our pockets. Luckily, we had our boards and belongings on us, so we had that on our sides at least. We skated for a couple miles uphill before we finally saw a main road. We found a bus stop that would lead us back to our side of town, but the buses already stopped running since it was 2am. We checked to see when the next bus was coming and it wasn't coming til 5am, three whole hours later. As a last resort, my buddy Abe called his mom to come pick us up because we were stranded (this wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't both in our early to mid twenties. It felt like we were 16 all over again. Instant nostalgia, hah). While we waited for his mom to get us we found a secluded strip mall near by with these little three stairs and banked manual pads. We had a quick lil sesh as we waited. Overall it was a shitty but still somewhat amusing night.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3313 on: April 17, 2014, 07:13:39 PM »
my brother told my ma that i had pills in a drawer. sure enough, there were pills in a drawer so i googled the number and they were hydrocodones and i tried to stop her from throwing them away. i explained that i don't believe in 'leftover opiates' so clearly they weren't mine and this nigger is off his meds so the police came and he stands there flossing his teeth in a towel like 'what's the big deal?' and got his happy ass escorted out. not stoked that a bunch of pills almost came into my grasp but stoked that he got kicked out.
I'm stoked on the new Boondocks season.
I'm not stoked on your racism, you gross excuse for a human being.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3314 on: April 18, 2014, 05:39:58 AM »
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my brother told my ma that i had pills in a drawer. sure enough, there were pills in a drawer so i googled the number and they were hydrocodones and i tried to stop her from throwing them away. i explained that i don't believe in 'leftover opiates' so clearly they weren't mine and this nigger is off his meds so the police came and he stands there flossing his teeth in a towel like 'what's the big deal?' and got his happy ass escorted out. not stoked that a bunch of pills almost came into my grasp but stoked that he got kicked out.
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I'm stoked on the new Boondocks season.
I'm not stoked on your racism, you gross excuse for a human being.
my brother's white, dummy
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3315 on: April 18, 2014, 06:08:44 AM »
stoked i had a good skateday, filmed a clip, and had a good night in the city..not stoked that when i transferred trains i was outside the station and some dude tackled me to the ground and pinnned me there for 5 mins til the cops came, questioned me a bit then made me go home by a taxi that cost $73. but, stoked when i woke up today that there was $140 bux extra on my floor..weird

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3316 on: April 18, 2014, 06:11:50 AM »
stoked i had a good skateday, filmed a clip, and had a good night in the city..not stoked that when i transferred trains i was outside the station and some dude tackled me to the ground and pinnned me there for 5 mins til the cops came, questioned me a bit then made me go home by a taxi that cost $73. but, stoked when i woke up today that there was $140 bux extra on my floor..weird


what made him decide to tackle you and hold you there for 5 minutes?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3317 on: April 18, 2014, 09:34:21 AM »
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stoked i had a good skateday, filmed a clip, and had a good night in the city..not stoked that when i transferred trains i was outside the station and some dude tackled me to the ground and pinnned me there for 5 mins til the cops came, questioned me a bit then made me go home by a taxi that cost $73. but, stoked when i woke up today that there was $140 bux extra on my floor..weird
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what made him decide to tackle you and hold you there for 5 minutes?

i can't remember...that's what kinda worries me..the cops didnt take me in so it makes think i didnt do shit..i coulda bumped his shoulder or something on accident..

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3318 on: April 23, 2014, 04:42:13 AM »
really hyped on this girl I've been seeing lately but she travels around the country for work so I can only see her once every couple of weeks. not sure why I posted this, just felt like telling somebody

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3319 on: April 23, 2014, 06:04:32 PM »
Fuuuuuck I feel like I'm always posting in here about girls, even though they like don't really rule my life. Whatever. Anyway, I think it might have been earlier in this thread I mentioned something about very briefly meeting this girl who seems pretty cool and I sometimes see her around. Well, yesterday I actually met her for real, we introduced ourselves, and we were talking, had her laughing at some things, you know. She kinda peaced out without me getting to ask if she wanted to hang out or anything so I added her on facebook and just did on there, gave her my number and told her to just let me know if she ever wants to hang out. So all that stuff is pretty awesome and I got it that far, but now it's basically completely out of my hands to do anything about it and I absolutely hate how that feels. I'm not trying to be super assertive and weird either. The whole situation doesn't seem to promising to say the least, but maybe I should have some more faith.

I mean this in the nicest possible way man but this course of action will never ever ever work and without some serious game changing strategy shifts you might as well move on.  You tell her when you're going to be doing something fun and suggest that she accompany you to said activity.  Make sure you have the specifics down, pool and drinks thursday night for instance.  Never just give a chick your number and say hit me up when you feel like it, women do want to be chased and they have plenty of guys who are willing to do so.  You can be assertive  and stuff without being weird, just be polite and confident.  You have to believe in yourself dude.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3321 on: April 24, 2014, 06:29:27 AM »
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Fuuuuuck I feel like I'm always posting in here about girls, even though they like don't really rule my life. Whatever. Anyway, I think it might have been earlier in this thread I mentioned something about very briefly meeting this girl who seems pretty cool and I sometimes see her around. Well, yesterday I actually met her for real, we introduced ourselves, and we were talking, had her laughing at some things, you know. She kinda peaced out without me getting to ask if she wanted to hang out or anything so I added her on facebook and just did on there, gave her my number and told her to just let me know if she ever wants to hang out. So all that stuff is pretty awesome and I got it that far, but now it's basically completely out of my hands to do anything about it and I absolutely hate how that feels. I'm not trying to be super assertive and weird either. The whole situation doesn't seem to promising to say the least, but maybe I should have some more faith.
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I mean this in the nicest possible way man but this course of action will never ever ever work and without some serious game changing strategy shifts you might as well move on.  You tell her when you're going to be doing something fun and suggest that she accompany you to said activity.  Make sure you have the specifics down, pool and drinks thursday night for instance.  Never just give a chick your number and say hit me up when you feel like it, women do want to be chased and they have plenty of guys who are willing to do so.  You can be assertive  and stuff without being weird, just be polite and confident.  You have to believe in yourself dude.


truth right here. you have to make her feel wanted. make your moves and dont think about it too much.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3322 on: April 24, 2014, 06:38:31 AM »
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Fuuuuuck I feel like I'm always posting in here about girls, even though they like don't really rule my life. Whatever. Anyway, I think it might have been earlier in this thread I mentioned something about very briefly meeting this girl who seems pretty cool and I sometimes see her around. Well, yesterday I actually met her for real, we introduced ourselves, and we were talking, had her laughing at some things, you know. She kinda peaced out without me getting to ask if she wanted to hang out or anything so I added her on facebook and just did on there, gave her my number and told her to just let me know if she ever wants to hang out. So all that stuff is pretty awesome and I got it that far, but now it's basically completely out of my hands to do anything about it and I absolutely hate how that feels. I'm not trying to be super assertive and weird either. The whole situation doesn't seem to promising to say the least, but maybe I should have some more faith.
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I mean this in the nicest possible way man but this course of action will never ever ever work and without some serious game changing strategy shifts you might as well move on.  You tell her when you're going to be doing something fun and suggest that she accompany you to said activity.  Make sure you have the specifics down, pool and drinks thursday night for instance.  Never just give a chick your number and say hit me up when you feel like it, women do want to be chased and they have plenty of guys who are willing to do so.  You can be assertive  and stuff without being weird, just be polite and confident.  You have to believe in yourself dude.
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truth right here. you have to make her feel wanted. make your moves and dont think about it too much.


I guess I meant women want to feel wanted.  Bottom line is don't stress on one, there's literally millions of them out there.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3323 on: April 29, 2014, 04:47:08 AM »
truck fell off but i hilariously caught it on camera


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3324 on: April 29, 2014, 11:13:00 AM »
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stoked i had a good skateday, filmed a clip, and had a good night in the city..not stoked that when i transferred trains i was outside the station and some dude tackled me to the ground and pinnned me there for 5 mins til the cops came, questioned me a bit then made me go home by a taxi that cost $73. but, stoked when i woke up today that there was $140 bux extra on my floor..weird
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what made him decide to tackle you and hold you there for 5 minutes?
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i can't remember...that's what kinda worries me..the cops didnt take me in so it makes think i didnt do shit..i coulda bumped his shoulder or something on accident..

^stoked on your not seeming to sweat the details at all.

Also stoked I had a dream where my friend didn't kill himself but just faked it because he had people looking to kill him. Not stoked it was just a dream.
I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3325 on: April 29, 2014, 11:18:16 AM »
I want to be adored.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3326 on: April 29, 2014, 11:26:14 AM »
I want to be adored.

wish granted  ;)
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3327 on: April 29, 2014, 05:59:02 PM »
Whenever I throw a beer cap into my garbage can it bounces back out.  Is it haunted?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3328 on: April 29, 2014, 07:04:09 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3329 on: April 29, 2014, 07:12:25 PM »
Living in LA is pretty rad but not having a car is limiting to say the least.
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