>be me picking up new board
>few hours at a park time to go home, start going down this hill then hit about 30mph and realize uh oh this is p quick but slowing myself would probably be worse so just ride it out
>look ahead and see that the floor is suddenly about to get really shitty with uneven paving slabs etc
>make it through the minefield of uneven slabs and go to stop myself, i presume the force of stopping compared to the weight of my bag caused me to get pitched still going about 30mph
>bounce skid and slide for about 15/20ft and my board shoots out into the road
>nope.jpg run after it and get off the road and realize ive fucked myself up, blood pissing out my elbow knee and lower back
>go to aldi to get some fuckin drinks in cus aint nothing like cheap shitty beer to fix yerself
>remember my friends camera was in my bag, pull it out and check its alright then put it back
>purchase drinks, exit store, get fuckin yanked by security "WHATS IN THE BAG LAD"
>explain i just wiped the fuck out on the hill and was checking the camera, no thievery here boss
>totally understands, gives me a cig and tells me about the time he accidentally killed a rabbit on a bmx