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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #810 on: June 26, 2008, 09:29:25 PM »
i often dig the lint and other crap that gets stuck under my toenails and then smell it for some reason. it smells so bad, but i like smelling it and i can't stop.

I do that all the time, its fucked.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #811 on: June 27, 2008, 04:02:21 PM »
not stoked on: starting to hate some of my real close friends and everyone else in the area.

stoked on:  because of it i'm kind of thinking about making the move to Philly maybe next summer.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #812 on: June 28, 2008, 02:06:05 PM »
going to a cool party tonight, but it's my best friend's going away party as he's moving to austin for grad school.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #813 on: June 28, 2008, 06:58:31 PM »
i got stared down hard by this sexy asian chick, but i was with my parents.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #814 on: June 29, 2008, 10:43:17 AM »
being black
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #815 on: June 29, 2008, 01:31:03 PM »
i have an academic advisement meeting with CSUN tomorrow, but I know that i got a D in english in first semester this year and I didnt make it up, its gonna be so lame to go there and have them tell me that i can't get in with that D, and then I'll let everyone down that I didn't go to CSUN

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #816 on: June 30, 2008, 12:53:26 PM »
we got new shirts at work, which rules because i have had the same shirts for a year and they are such a terrible beige color. but now i kind of look like one of those parking people or someone who works at an italian ice place because they are BRIGHT ORANGE. everytime i look down i get a headache.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #817 on: June 30, 2008, 01:33:01 PM »
we got new shirts at work, which rules because i have had the same shirts for a year and they are such a terrible beige color. but now i kind of look like one of those parking people or someone who works at an italian ice place because they are BRIGHT ORANGE. everytime i look down i get a headache.

hiiiiiiii vicky!!!!!!!!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #818 on: June 30, 2008, 01:49:11 PM »
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i often dig the lint and other crap that gets stuck under my toenails and then smell it for some reason. it smells so bad, but i like smelling it and i can't stop.
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I do that all the time, its fucked.

you can add me to that list as well as the rest of the guys here. 
every guy does it, just like we do it with belly button funk and sniffing our fingers after we scratch our balls.
the worst it smells the more we're drawn to it. 


this reminds me of that one seinfeld episode where elaine keeps sniffing this pen and kind of goes into a internal monlogue why she can't stop sniffing this pen even though it stinks. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #819 on: June 30, 2008, 09:37:05 PM »
^ yeah, thats what i was thinking about when i posted that.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #820 on: July 01, 2008, 01:43:56 PM »
finally tracked down a pair of ace trucks and had my brother pick them up for me.  i go to put em on my board and realize they gave him the 44's (8 1/2s) for some reason.  shit is sticking out a half inch on both sides.  i need to trade em in for a set of 33s, but the shop is too far away.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #821 on: July 01, 2008, 05:52:22 PM »
My friend Phyllis, who is rad and haven't seen in a bit, is having a birthday party Thursday.  Her co-worker Julie is awesome but it means I also have to deal with the rest of her salon co-workers.   All girls but stuck up as shit!  Total scenester bar girls.  Ugh.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #822 on: July 01, 2008, 08:45:04 PM »
i learned ss fs 5-0s and ss fs ts the other night. these were my first two tricks i've learned in a while and i was stoked but learning new ss tricks after doing the regular ones for a while just isn't as fulfilling as learning them the first time regular.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #823 on: July 05, 2008, 07:40:24 AM »
i was hooking up with this chick last night until her man showed up.
i practically had my cock inside her until her friend busted in the room being like your boyfriends here.
so lame.   



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #824 on: July 05, 2008, 11:57:31 AM »
I just ate a delicious scrambled eggs sandwich, but its all done, and im still  hungry.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #825 on: July 05, 2008, 04:17:14 PM »
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I just ate a delicious scrambled eggs sandwich, but its all done, and im still  hungry.
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Man I hate that shit
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #826 on: July 06, 2008, 08:07:28 PM »
this is in reverse order
i am not stoked on eating way too much when i smoke and in the end i end up with a stomach ache
but i am stoked on that it makes me take some big ass dank shits

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #827 on: July 07, 2008, 01:31:15 AM »
the weather every day is a chance of thunderstorms lately.
however, it never does storm or rain so i get to skate.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #828 on: July 07, 2008, 02:01:46 PM »
Stoked on figuring out the trigger for my Tinnitus (ringing in ears)
Not stoked on figuring out it's weed :(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #829 on: July 07, 2008, 04:01:18 PM »
I went outside to skate my bench and 5 minutes later stuck on a fs nosegrind to recieve severe concrete hand.

Now I'm drinking a beer.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #830 on: July 08, 2008, 04:33:23 AM »
nothing left tp eat except for pizzas

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #831 on: July 08, 2008, 05:42:50 AM »
I landed the nicest switch kickflip I have ever done just a while ago. Unfortunately, when I landed it my board collapsed under me.

Hopefully I'm going to get a new complete today.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #832 on: July 09, 2008, 01:14:10 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #833 on: July 11, 2008, 10:20:25 AM »
Stoked on Nieratko posting a new interview on his site. Not stoked it being a Sheckler one.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #834 on: July 12, 2008, 12:44:26 PM »
not stoked working today but stoked i'll be partying and drinking tonight.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #835 on: July 12, 2008, 07:16:49 PM »
i was hooking up with this chick last night until her man showed up.
i practically had my cock inside her until her friend busted in the room being like your boyfriends here.
so lame.   

stoked for you...not stoked that i dont have my old account to gnar you with.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #837 on: July 13, 2008, 08:23:28 PM »
so i guess that means that its taking place in the 90s. i heard about it, its supposed to be about his younger sister or some shit. really terrible all in all.
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #838 on: July 13, 2008, 08:44:01 PM »
Yeah, it said 7 years after the last one ended.  sister and boyfriend on roadtrip

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #839 on: July 14, 2008, 08:55:54 AM »
I will always be stoked on sparklemotion!