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Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« on: August 23, 2007, 09:06:01 AM »
so i guess after winning 2nd at the dew thing. he started crying.

lets find some footage of this.. ASAP

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2007, 09:07:32 AM »
why isn't this on page 176?

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2007, 09:27:15 AM »
He needs his own message board, and y'all need to go there. And stay.

You guys talk about him more than pussy, and that's just WRONG.

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2007, 09:28:38 AM »
He needs his own message board, and y'all need to go there. And stay.

You guys talk about him more than pussy, and that's just WRONG.

hahahahahah

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2007, 09:36:25 AM »
I'm just fuckin' around... but doesn't it seem true?

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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2007, 09:48:29 AM »
so i guess after winning 2nd at the dew thing. he started crying.

lets find some footage of this.. ASAP

please find it. I think another photoshopping is long overdue.

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2007, 10:24:35 AM »


photo, look at his face

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2007, 10:29:26 AM »
new topic: pussy farts

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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2007, 10:30:02 AM »
Cryin' Ryan.  Hahahahaha.

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2007, 10:31:16 AM »
Cryin' Ryan.  Hahahahaha.

Cmon kev, pussy farts dude, pussy farts.

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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2007, 10:34:18 AM »
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Cryin' Ryan.  Hahahahaha.
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Cmon kev, pussy farts dude, pussy farts.


to quote George Carlin "You know what no one ever talks about ? ...........Pussy Farts!"

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2007, 10:35:42 AM »
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Cryin' Ryan.  Hahahahaha.
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Cmon kev, pussy farts dude, pussy farts.
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to quote George Carlin "You know what no one ever talks about ? ...........Pussy Farts!"

The reason I even posted it. ha

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2007, 10:39:40 AM »
sheckler just has to fart normally and it would be a pussy fart, yuk yuk

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2007, 10:41:06 AM »
Now... can a girl pussy fart AND regular fart at the same time? what would we call that?

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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2007, 10:47:19 AM »


photo, look at his face

Fucking gem right there. I wish there was a close up of the tears. I'll think of something

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2007, 10:48:16 AM »
Now... can a girl pussy fart AND regular fart at the same time? what would we call that?

 ;D sheckler farts?

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2007, 10:51:10 AM »
eww, she shlarted.

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2007, 10:53:13 AM »
eww, she shlarted.

hahahaha
I guess that's why he missed the quarterpipe, sheckler shlarted, he couldn't controll himself
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« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2007, 10:59:29 AM »
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photo, look at his face
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Fucking gem right there. I wish there was a close up of the tears. I'll think of something
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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2007, 11:00:22 AM »
Look at the kook on the top left of that photo. He's Ryan's caddie...passing him energy drinks, towels etc. after each run. The dude doesn't even know how to tape a board.
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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2007, 11:02:15 AM »
Look at the kook on the top left of that photo. He's Ryan's caddie...passing him energy drinks, towels etc. after each run. The dude doesn't even know how to tape a board.

damn, I bet sheckler fired him for not whiping his tears

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2007, 11:07:46 AM »
Is the fall footy in someones avatar? If so, did he then change his shirt to pout?

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2007, 11:08:47 AM »
ryan sheckler is a pussy fart
dah

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2007, 11:10:04 AM »
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Look at the kook on the top left of that photo. He's Ryan's caddie...passing him energy drinks, towels etc. after each run. The dude doesn't even know how to tape a board.
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damn, I bet sheckler fired him for not whiping his tears

HAHAHAHA.. simply amazing. He probably maps out his gay runs too. "I think you should do a benihana over the rail BRO".

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2007, 11:37:01 AM »
Now... can a girl pussy fart AND regular fart at the same time? what would we call that?

pfart

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« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2007, 11:55:48 AM »
NEW ENJOI AD LEAKED!!!!!!


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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2007, 11:55:58 AM »
this shit is straight childish.

the poor bastard is probably thinking "i just won a fucking contest and a lot of money, i'm gonna have a show on mtv, i'm actually a pretty good skateboarding and I will never ever get any respect in the skateboard world. I can't win"

i'm not defending the kid. he's pretty irritating, but there's no reason to kick him when he's down. i'm probably going to get a lot of shit for saying so, but whatever.

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2007, 11:58:08 AM »
he's probably bummed cause he had a lil jon party to attend and his momager grounded him for it.

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« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2007, 11:59:32 AM »
this shit is straight childish.

the poor bastard is probably thinking "i just won a fucking contest and a lot of money, i'm gonna have a show on mtv, i'm actually a pretty good skateboarding and I will never ever get any respect in the skateboard world. I can't win"

i'm not defending the kid. he's pretty irritating, but there's no reason to kick him when he's down. i'm probably going to get a lot of shit for saying so, but whatever.

I've backed the kid in every sort of way but this just brings truth to the jock rumors. He has my respect as one of the best but it's shits and giggles if ANYONE is caught crying cause they didn't win a contest.

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Re: Cryin' Ryan' (sheckler that is)
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2007, 12:05:22 PM »
this shit is straight childish.

the poor bastard is probably thinking "i just won a fucking contest and a lot of money, i'm gonna have a show on mtv, i'm actually a pretty good skateboarding and I will never ever get any respect in the skateboard world. I can't win"

i'm not defending the kid. he's pretty irritating, but there's no reason to kick him when he's down. i'm probably going to get a lot of shit for saying so, but whatever.

If he was looking for actual respect in the skateboarding world, these are two sure fire ways not to get it. If he was looking for respect he would do/act like he was more down for the skateboarding and not for the cashing in and being the best. He went a different route then what people here care about, so he gets shit on. His own choice. He probably doesn't give a shit. But he cries after losing the big game, :. he is a pussy fart.