Author Topic: The Hook Up (Read 2448 times)

diegomenendez · « **on:** August 26, 2007, 04:53:17 PM »

So I had a 10 dollar off coupon for Papa Johns. Ordered a Hawaii Pizza and some chicken strips. I knew my friend from highschool worked there, and he's hooked me up a few times.

He tells me to come outside with pizza in hand. Gives it to me for free and says 'anytime you want pizza, just come and get it'

He became the assistant manager a few months ago, and was making 600 bucks a week. He started investing, hit it big, and bought the Papa Johns he worked at.

How sick is that

bueno · « **Reply #1 on:** August 26, 2007, 04:55:22 PM »

Quote from: Jackson on August 26, 2007, 04:53:17 PM

So I had a 10 dollar off coupon for Papa Johns. Ordered a Hawaii Pizza and some chicken strips. I knew my friend from highschool worked there, and he's hooked me up a few times.

He tells me to come outside with pizza in hand. Gives it to me for free and says 'anytime you want pizza, just come and get it'

He became the assistant manager a few months ago, and was making 600 bucks a week. He started investing, hit it big, and bought the Papa Johns he worked at.

How sick is that

papa johns ftw

urujuay · « **Reply #2 on:** August 26, 2007, 05:00:53 PM »

fuck ya bro that is thee hookup

cold budweisers · « **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2007, 05:06:46 PM »

bomber shits bro bro

urujuay · « **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2007, 05:12:06 PM »

bros i had this hookup at krispee creme where wed drive up and homie would HAND us a box of like 2 doz donuts..straight up HAND it over to us int he car
then there was the chik fil a where dude had the bag ready when i walked up just like here you go and how could i say no its a hookup
but this one sounds good

diegomenendez · « **Reply #5 on:** August 26, 2007, 05:13:21 PM »

Oh its great, cause its not just pizza, wings, chicken fingers, bread stick, coke, sprite, so sick

urujuay · « **Reply #6 on:** August 26, 2007, 05:15:19 PM »

whoa that is the hookup of all hookups i;m gonna not even mention the outback steakhouse hookup now

max power · « **Reply #7 on:** August 26, 2007, 06:01:06 PM »

now you just need a buddy to work at an antique gun store and you're set.

diegomenendez · « **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2007, 06:15:40 PM »

I've already got a buddy in South Carolina who has a 2000 rifle warehouse, all ww2, and he hooks it the fuck up, even put me in his will

jrock · « **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2007, 06:16:30 PM »

my friend Ben used to pretend he was gay so the manager at Burger King would give him free food. He ran that one for a good 2 years before the dude figured out he wasn't gonna get none...

brent · « **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2007, 06:23:16 PM »

when I was in high school the manager at arby's used to hook me up with chicken bacon & swiss sandwiches everyday, then he got fired for having too many items on his ticket or something. i saw him at a burger king and he said he wasn't giving me free stuff anymore 'cause he learn his lesson.

Penis_Monster · « **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2007, 06:28:19 PM »

my friend (who also happens to be a Slap board member) works at Coldstone, and he has never ever given me any sort of discount. Ever

Wait, there was this one time he put gummy bears (free of charge) in my Oreo milkshake...but thats IT.

cold budweisers · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2007, 06:34:54 PM »

hahahahaha who here works at coldstone

Alexactly · « **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2007, 06:48:59 PM »

This is Dane Cook's favorite slap thread ever.

DIGDUG!!!! · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2007, 09:13:55 PM »

i expected erotica

cold budweisers · « **Reply #15 on:** August 26, 2007, 09:15:47 PM »

i hookd up with this really hot milf bitch wit a sick tittie piercing she gave me sum killer dome then i busted my nuts all over her black hole and clit jeeeahhhhh

brent · « **Reply #16 on:** August 26, 2007, 09:19:18 PM »

i hookd up with some pheasants and they could even speak english! two of 'em dood!!!

cold budweisers · « **Reply #17 on:** August 26, 2007, 09:23:23 PM »

awh hell jeah boyeee thats the ultimate hook up

mick swagger · « **Reply #18 on:** August 26, 2007, 09:31:49 PM »

Quote from: tony cox hox on August 26, 2007, 09:19:18 PM

i hookd up with some pheasants and they could even speak english! two of 'em dood!!!

SR Junky · « **Reply #19 on:** August 26, 2007, 10:10:52 PM »

i walked into the theater and paid full price baby. i went to buy some overpriced candy but instead my friend hookd upd some sprites and popcornds fa free. TIGHT

nerd34 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 28, 2007, 10:53:41 AM »

Quote from: the king of r&b on August 26, 2007, 06:34:54 PM

hahahahaha who here works at coldstone

I used to . It was my first legal job when i was 15 four years ago. Held that shit down for a year.

ahlee · « **Reply #21 on:** August 28, 2007, 10:58:31 AM »

im calling the polish girls and adding both tonycox's to the mix.. one black one asain.. make this the most insane interracial/foreign/cousin experiece evar... jackson, you can go down some papa john. No chewing.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #22 on:** August 28, 2007, 11:17:11 AM »

When I saw the thread title I was expecting some horseshite story but then it was about food. Disappointed either way.
-negative dick

hamhead · « **Reply #23 on:** August 28, 2007, 11:22:42 AM »

I havn't paid for anything at our local McDonald's in like 2 years.

cold budweisers · « **Reply #24 on:** August 28, 2007, 11:27:28 AM »

nobody should ever have to pay for mcdonalds

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #25 on:** August 28, 2007, 12:01:19 PM »

I'll eat nuggets and fries with the hot mustard sauce if I'm desperate. I would never eat a burger from there unless I was constipated.

ahlee · « **Reply #26 on:** August 28, 2007, 12:05:59 PM »

$1 McChickens

sweatloaf · « **Reply #27 on:** August 28, 2007, 12:52:54 PM »

When I worked at a print shop I made business cards for some bartenders and drank for free for like 2 years. They had this huge rolodex of cocktail recipes and I'd say "Just give it a spin and make me whatever it lands on."

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #28 on:** August 28, 2007, 02:33:41 PM »

Quote from: sweatloaf on August 28, 2007, 12:52:54 PM

When I worked at a print shop I made business cards for some bartenders and drank for free for like 2 years. They had this huge rolodex of cocktail recipes and I'd say "Just give it a spin and make me whatever it lands on."

Hell yeah I worked at starbucks for a year in college (I quit every job no matter how good after a year) and the bartenders at a brewery/bar/restaurant across the street would come in for caffine and we'd just give it to them and they'd return the favor. I know at least 2 people got fired one way or another that could be directly linked to the drinking.

diegomenendez · « **Reply #29 on:** August 28, 2007, 03:11:45 PM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on August 28, 2007, 02:33:41 PM

Quote from: sweatloaf on August 28, 2007, 12:52:54 PM
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When I worked at a print shop I made business cards for some bartenders and drank for free for like 2 years. They had this huge rolodex of cocktail recipes and I'd say "Just give it a spin and make me whatever it lands on."
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Hell yeah I worked at starbucks for a year in college (I quit every job no matter how good after a year) and the bartenders at a brewery/bar/restaurant across the street would come in for caffine and we'd just give it to them and they'd return the favor. I know at least 2 people got fired one way or another that could be directly linked to the drinking.

what a fuckin boring story

Author Topic: The Hook Up (Read 2448 times)

diegomenendez

diegomenendez

diegomenendez

jrock

DIGDUG!!!!

mick swagger

SR Junky

sweatloaf

diegomenendez