...ASR is the biggest bunch of fake handshakes and smiles, and the shit people are peddling is FUCKING RIDICULOUS! "Come try out the new scooter/heely's/hoverboard that will make you look cooler in your Hurley gear, with your visor and Oakley Blades" The amount of skate shit that's there now is NOTHING...
The amount of kooks that are dads, "inventors", and/or retired engineers who think they have the next best thing for skating are all over that place like a celebrity at a foreign adoption agency.
My friends just opened a shop and two dads have come in this weekend asking if we are going to be selling some stupid board with two wheels that rocks. You can go uphill on it or some shit. One of them wouldn't fuckin leave until I looked up the site in front of him because, "You gotta see how awesome it is!". He seemed bummed that I wasn't stoked on it.
It looked like someone turned an elliptical machine into a skateboard. It'll be the next hot thing at Curves.