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ZUMIEZ
« on: September 23, 2007, 02:00:10 PM »
they just put a zumiez in my local mall and its gay as fuck...now ever asshole in my school is wearing krew and dgk and they think that they are special or something.

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2007, 02:05:56 PM »
That's rough.

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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2007, 02:08:21 PM »
start wearing Hello Kitty shit and tell them it's the new hot thing. they might buy it and if they don't at least you'll get a date from some Kitty titie.

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2007, 02:17:31 PM »
they just put a zumiez in my local mall and its gay as fuck...now ever asshole in my school is wearing krew and dgk and they think that they are special or something.

the dgk part kills me, before all these fuckin kids didnt know what the fuck dgk is now every kid who wants to fit in, wears there clothes
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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2007, 02:26:29 PM »
i hate skateboarding sometimes.
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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2007, 03:53:27 PM »
awwww there goes you having a unique style.........

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2007, 03:59:21 PM »
they just put a zumiez in my local mall and its gay as fuck...now ever asshole in my school is wearing krew and dgk and they think that they are special or something.
ya omg seriously i can't even sleep at night because i am too busy thinking about what other people are wearing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2007, 04:15:12 PM »
it wasnt ment to be like that

i forgot to add that the actually act of skateboarding isnt accepted in my school but the companies are. i just found it annoying...annoying enough to start a thread on it.

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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2007, 04:36:58 PM »
i tell jocks to think of it as a varsity jacket..........you ain't done jack shit to earn it but you are wearing the gear that says you did.
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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2007, 04:46:54 PM »
awwww there goes you having a unique style.........

haha

im a closet skateboarder myself

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2007, 04:48:05 PM »
start wearing Hello Kitty shit and tell them it's the new hot thing. they might buy it and if they don't at least you'll get a date from some Kitty titie.

that happened a couple years ago when high schoolers started sporting Spongebob Squarepants backpacks.

I went into a Zumiez a couple days ago cause the girl at the register looked hot from afar. 

When i actually went into the store i found out the girl was a dude.

Oh, and the only videos they had for sale were the Ice Cream video and that 411vm bails video.
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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2007, 04:51:05 PM »
kids still wear little kid backpacks at my school dora the explorer power rangers ect...

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2007, 04:52:39 PM »
kids still wear little kid backpacks at my school dora the explorer power rangers ect...

do they still wear those Lance Armstrong bracelets too?

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2007, 05:47:06 PM »
lance armstrong is an awesome skateboarder. LIVESTRONG,,, idiots

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2007, 05:57:40 PM »
Go to the local park and wait for one to get in the way. When he does, take his board and just throw it really hard or something.
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« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2007, 05:58:11 PM »
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start wearing Hello Kitty shit and tell them it's the new hot thing. they might buy it and if they don't at least you'll get a date from some Kitty titie.
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that happened a couple years ago when high schoolers started sporting Spongebob Squarepants backpacks.

I went into a Zumiez a couple days ago cause the girl at the register looked hot from afar. 

When i actually went into the store i found out the girl was a dude.

Oh, and the only videos they had for sale were the Ice Cream video and that 411vm bails video.
i made the mistake of going into one in a mall when i was in colorado. i knew that the place was filled with dweebs but i wanted to check them out just in case they ever came to the boston area so i would know what we were up against. it was by far the lamest "skate shop" i have ever been in, and mind you i am from an area where blades, boards, and skates existed. i walked in and the only two things i can remember seeing were yellow visors and a lifesize bam cardboard cutout with a zumiez logo on it. i took two steps in, then i walked right out and made sure no one saw me go in

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« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2007, 06:26:58 PM »
their empolyees are stupid and annoying.

i love stealing from them :-D

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2007, 06:46:08 PM »
i stole 3 tools from them once ha.
zumiez is so easy to steal from.

a lot of there pants dont have tags on them, so you can just go in the fitting room, and wear them.

but yeah i know what you mean.
if you walk into my school, you see DGK ALL DAY everyfuckinghwhere.

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2007, 07:02:48 PM »
they just put a zumiez in my local mall and its gay as fuck...now ever asshole in my school is wearing krew and dgk and they think that they are special or something.
Sounds like a bummer of a middle school.

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2007, 08:29:04 PM »
i stole 3 tools from them once ha.
zumiez is so easy to steal from.

a lot of there pants dont have tags on them, so you can just go in the fitting room, and wear them.



my freinds once got 4 pairs of shoes for $10 each just by switching the price tags

the people that work there are so stupid
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2007, 09:25:51 PM »
Half the people that work there don't even skate. My friend bought a board there and the guy was fucking up the most obvious shit. He put his trucks on backwards the first time around and got confused when we pointed it out. I was trying so hard not to laugh.

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2007, 09:46:12 PM »
Why would yall even think about letting them put it together?

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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2007, 10:16:55 PM »
theres one in the mall where I work.........they carry all of the shoes with all-over print on them........id rather go into champs on my luch break and check out the adidas or something..........they try so hard to be legit too like "every zumies has a couch" or whateve the rule is........yeah total skateshop status with the couch bros.......


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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2007, 04:46:08 AM »
i got so annoyed one time that i said fuck it and took a shit in the changing room














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« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2007, 08:59:24 AM »
After seeing a West 49 in Canada thought, Zumiez aint shit.
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Re: ZUMIEZ
« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2007, 10:22:40 AM »
Ive never seen a zumiez let alone be in one.  Its one of the worst things to happen to skateboarding.

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« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2007, 10:38:08 AM »
the last thing i want to see when i click on slap is a topic titled zumiez.
someone please delete this shit.

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« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2007, 12:00:00 PM »
I went back to my hometown to visit my parents. It was the weirdest thing. For some reason, I thought the whole town had started skateboarding. Everyone was wearing the newest shit. It was just the West 49 and Boathouse in the mall that had been there for a year.

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« Reply #28 on: September 24, 2007, 12:10:55 PM »
they just put a zumiez in my local mall and its gay as fuck...now ever asshole in my school is wearing krew and dgk and they think that they are special or something.
Wow you live a hard life. 

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« Reply #29 on: September 24, 2007, 12:29:50 PM »
they just put a zumiez in my local mall and its gay as fuck...now ever asshole in my school is wearing krew and dgk and they think that they are special or something.

you're not only original but awesome too, for shame.