New God

[kev]

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"Fuck cheap coffee. Fuck electronic buzzes. Fuck white wine. Fuck people who hand you your change on top of your bills. Fuck anime. Fuck fantasy novels. Fuck genre writers. Fuck Bush. Fuck money wars. Fuck coke comedowns. Fuck sleeping on short couches. Fuck winter. Fuck loving people far away. Fuck pointless drama. Fuck Dell computers. Fuck MSN. Fuck scenesters. Fuck non-talented musicians. Fuck people with shit taste in music. Fuck the internet. Fuck phone support people who can hardly speak english. Fuck slow walking asians. Fuck cat hair in the mouth. Fuck pop ups. Fuck teenagers. Fuck smudged glasses lenses. Fuck unlisted numbers. Fuck homophobes. Fuck Nazis. Fuck people with there eighteen inch chrome alloy wheeled cars zooming by me and splashing muddy snow everywhere. Fuck sexists. Fuck dried out markers. Fuck Myspace. Fuck Facebook. Fuck love. Fuck yappy little dogs. Fuck lists. Fuck hardwood floors. Fuck smoking by-laws. Fuck the sustainability of life movement. Fuck hippies. Fuck crack heads. Fuck clocks. Fuck money. Fuck work. Fuck life. Fuck pens that run out. Fuck valentines day. Fuck Christmas. Fuck Easter. Fuck statutory holidays. Fuck Yonge street. Fuck American Idol. Fuck break-ups. Fuck fiancees. Fuck marriage. Fuck religion. Fuck television. Fuck Owen Sound. Fuck typing. Fuck not being able to read minds. Fuck space travel. Fuck white collar yuppies. Fuck lawyers. Fuck uncircumsized penises. Fuck salsa music. Fuck grunge rock. Fuck the army. Fuck lighting the filter of your cigarette. Fuck slanted, icy, sidewalks. Fuck licking stamps and envelopes. Fuck paper cuts. Fuck pizza hut. Fuck the six o'clock news. Fuck FEMA. Fuck the justice system. Fuck Canada. Fuck America. Fuck Nations. Fuck the police. Fuck rotten milk. Fuck cold showers. Fuck perfume. Fuck people who call pants, "slacks". Fuck people who call roommates, "flatmates". Fuck people with stereo systems more expensive then there shit car. Fuck the Gardiner Expressway. Fuck homelessness. Fuck people going hungry. Fuck non-smokers. Fuck Guelph. Fuck vegetarians. Fuck vegans. Fuck restaurants who don't serve all day breakfast. Fuck the gun control laws. Fuck guns. Fuck Stephen Harpur. Fuck "Brand Power". Fuck skateboarders. Fuck computer mouses with balls. Fuck internet cafes. Fuck poor quality drugs. Fuck the Zelda games. Fuck online gaming unless it is poker. Fuck Final Fantasy. Fuck Morgan. Fuck salt stained shoes and pants. Fuck staticy clothing. Fuck the environment. Fuck SUV's. Fuck Limousines. Fuck democracy. Fuck theocracy. Fuck Tony Blair. Fuck bottled water. Fuck trans fats. Fuck Vitamin C. Fuck peanut allergies. Fuck Conservative smear campaigns. Fuck stiff backs. Fuck fat people. Fuck Tim Horton's. Fuck Starbuck's. Fuck smelly feet. Fuck PMS. Fuck Menopause. Fuck mid-life crisis. Fuck Snow. Fuck the WWF. Fuck the WWE. Fuck Christians. Fuck religion. Fuck suicide bombers. Fuck Iraq. Fuck Afghanistan. Fuck 9/11. Fuck Microsoft. Fuck people stopping in front of the grocery store exit doors with there carts full to check there whole fucking receipt blocking the whole goddamned way. Fuck white people. Fuck drum circles. Fuck roach-o-rama. Fuck shittty metal. Fuck the people who have an office in there home. Fuck monogamy. Fuck AIDS. Fuck monkeys. Fuck your mother. Fuck Rosa Parks. Fuck Light beer. Fuck Light cigarettes. Fuck reserve cigarettes. Fuck cars. Fuck terrorism. Fuck Yahoo. Fuck AOL. Fuck electronic voices. Fuck answering machines. Fuck Lord of the Rings. Fuck Harry Potter. Fuck people who haven't seen The Godfather and "say life is good." Fuck paralysis. Fuck Blindness. Fuck Diabetes. Fuck Insolin. Fuck needles. Fuck hospitals. Fuck doctors. Fuck condoms. Fuck women who won't let you fuck them in the ass. Fuck all porn that doesn't involve people shitting on each others chests. Fuck rapists. Fuck child molestors. Fuck the death penalty. Fuck PETA. Fuck Pamela Anderson. Fuck Commercials. Fuck Billboards. Fuck the CN tower. Fuck people who don't agree with burning witches at the stake. Fuck the Crusades. Fuck the Bible. Fuck God. Fuck Jesus Christ. Fuck telemarketting. Fuck politicians. Fuck stupid people. Fuck customers who think they know more about wine then me. Fuck hangovers. Fuck shitty speakers. Fuck allergies. Fuck mental institutions. Fuck prescription drugs. Fuck psychiatrists. Fuck pseodo-science. Fuck creationism. Fuck Kent Hovind. Fuck Gandhi. Fuck Blonde beer. Fuck Vodka. Fuck bullshit. Fuck rural Ontario. Fuck E-coli. Fuck Chocolate. Fuck heels. Fuck fake leather. Fuck fake fur. Fuck idealists. Fuck clothing. Fuck drivers and software. Fuck blogging. Fuck immune systems. Fuck Nuclear power. Fuck Hiroshima. Fuck Nagasaki. Fuck whatever is killing Castro. Fuck trade embargos. Fuck tooth decay. Fuck online forums. Fuck art. Fuck MSN lingo. Fuck autmomated voices. Fuck the "Bag it Back" program. Fuck HTML. Fuck Chernobyl. Fuck Syria. Fuck biological warfare. Fuck the House of Commons. Fuck Senate. Fuck online dating. Fuck Pepsi. Fuck post-it notes. Fuck to do lists. Fuck lack of imagination. Fuck schedules. Fuck people who are always late and make me wait. Fuck the screech the subway makes. Fuck people who live in North York. Fuck Scarborough. Fuck spilled red wine. Fuck people with hands free cell phones. Fuck cell phones. Fuck convenience. Fuck scratched CD's. Fuck panhandling. Fuck family. Fuck unequal rights. Fuck wind. Fuck Katrina. (The hurricane) Fuck FEMA. Fuck trojan horses. Fuck hardened paint brushes. Fuck white shoes. Fuck underwear. Fuck Downer St. Fuck family photos. Fuck slanted sidewalks. Fuck traffic. Fuck human congestion. Fuck lisps. Fuck seperatists. Fuck "memo" pads. Fuck Opera. Fuck Dr. Phil. Fuck everyone who doesn't love "House". Fuck the "Titanic". Fuck those machete weilding motherfuckers responsible for the genocide of 500,000 people in Rwanda. Fuck the U.N. Fuck idealists. Fuck John Oakley. Fuck people who like Stephen King. Fuck Wal-Mart. Fuck Texas. Fuck this keyboard. Fuck pen lids. Fuck, I can't believe you have read this far. Fuck you all. Fuck the world. "

[jrock]

i wonder if he realizes what a cliche' his whole life is...

[Knockout Ned]

i wonder if he realizes what a cliche' his whole life is...

who kev or rainbow brite?

[Edward Penishands]

"Fuck all porn that doesn't involve people shitting on each others chests."

classic

[jrock]

haha, now that you mention it, i'm not sure...

but yes, originally directed at 'My So Called Life..." with the blue hair. 

[tokewithyafolk]

fuck skateboarders?? put em up put em upppppp

[WonkaBar]

God bless you Canadian people.

[Blue Fescue]

my two favorite are fuck whatever is killing castro and fuck cat hair in the mouth

[poocrusher]

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"Fuck Rosa"

I wanna fuck Rosa too!!!

[VHS]

thats VHS !!

I wish I was that ignorant to say that I hate everything in existence, I hope that idiot hates himself.

[lophatrophazoa]

if i lived in mississauga I would be pretty bummed too

[Duffy]

Fuck the internet

Hypocrite fuck.

[MFS]

imagine how fun it would be to heckle this dude in public

[DrNewton]

I would love to just throw a full drink at that motherfucker in public. When you look like that, you should expect to be treated like a walking target.

[bentmode]

fuck that leave britney alone shem, lets give this dude a tv show.

[tokewithyafolk]

I would love to just throw a full drink at that motherfucker in public. When you look like that, you should expect to be treated like a walking target.

i dont think anyone deserves to be a target. i was a target all through high school. kind of. ok not really. but i got fucked with sometimes. but he said fuck skateboarders so i would egg that bastard, those have some weight to em and do damage to jncos and MSI tees

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this list is almost as long as kev's list of favorite music.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Fuck people who haven't seen The Godfather and "say life is good."- that one is pretty specific. I like that.

Also, this guy apparently hates brits, whom I'm pretty sure are the group of people who "say 'flatmates' instead of 'roommates.'"

And to whoever asked, I can almost guarantee this guy hates himself more than anything on this list. People who like themselves and life tend to like everything more, people who hate life, hate everything.

[tango $$ tha pussy viol8r]

i bet he can't handle his tanqueray.

[lophatrophazoa]

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I would love to just throw a full drink at that motherfucker in public. When you look like that, you should expect to be treated like a walking target.

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i dont think anyone deserves to be a target. i was a target all through high school. kind of. ok not really. but i got fucked with sometimes. but he said fuck skateboarders so i would egg that bastard, those have some weight to em and do damage to jncos and MSI tees

good point on how no one deserves to be a target
good point on how this guy deserves to be a target

[boyan]

[the ragamuffin]

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