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Magic Pizza

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Re: dream job
« Reply #120 on: June 27, 2010, 10:03:52 AM »
I'd like to be the host of a TV show like Double Dare or GUTS, but like have a lot of animatronic monsters in a complex maze, a required few days of sleep deprivation before contestants can compete, a bigger and steeper Agrocrag, a giant pool of peanut butter, a tamed shark in a bionic land-walking suit, and some naked women.
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The Ghost of Lenny Kirk

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Re: dream job
« Reply #121 on: June 27, 2010, 12:19:55 PM »
something at google, they seem to have the perfect fucking off to work ratio
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Re: dream job
« Reply #122 on: June 27, 2010, 07:31:52 PM »
Quote from: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on June 27, 2010, 12:19:55 PM
something at google, they seem to have the perfect fucking off to work ratio

Not to mention free food in the cafeteria.
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Re: dream job
« Reply #123 on: June 27, 2010, 07:42:41 PM »
something I enjoy with good pay, good benefits and a good 401K plan.
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Re: dream job
« Reply #124 on: June 27, 2010, 07:53:54 PM »
Quote from: Locbrew on June 27, 2010, 07:42:41 PM
something I enjoy with good pay, good benefits and a good 401K plan.

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Re: dream job
« Reply #125 on: June 27, 2010, 08:00:05 PM »
Quote from: larry bertlemann on June 27, 2010, 07:53:54 PM
Quote from: Locbrew on June 27, 2010, 07:42:41 PM
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something I enjoy with good pay, good benefits and a good 401K plan.
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buzzkill

trust me man, I'd go for anything that I would enjoy with that shit right now.
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Quote from: StabMasterArson on February 09, 2011, 08:50:22 PM
Adam Dyet is the black jellybean of skateboarding.

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Re: dream job
« Reply #126 on: June 27, 2010, 08:07:37 PM »
Quote from: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on June 27, 2010, 12:19:55 PM
something at google, they seem to have the perfect fucking off to work ratio
they have ledges in front of their building in Ann Arbor that they always kick people out of.
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Re: dream job
« Reply #127 on: June 27, 2010, 08:16:23 PM »
Quote from: Locbrew on June 27, 2010, 08:00:05 PM
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something I enjoy with good pay, good benefits and a good 401K plan.
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trust me man, I'd go for anything that I would enjoy with that shit right now.

sike yeah, you are probably right.
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Re: dream job
« Reply #128 on: June 27, 2010, 09:17:00 PM »
Kindu create residual pipeline, no need work

key is leverage..
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Re: dream job
« Reply #129 on: June 27, 2010, 10:06:41 PM »
I'd love this dude's job:


Anyone who's seen this douche's show, knows this fat fuck gets paid to go to restaurants and gorge himself on free food.
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Re: dream job
« Reply #130 on: June 27, 2010, 10:23:41 PM »
Quote from: Kindu on June 27, 2010, 09:17:00 PM
Kindu create residual pipeline, no need work

key is leverage..

YES!
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Re: dream job
« Reply #131 on: June 28, 2010, 04:32:07 PM »
I want to have the man vs food guys job.
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Re: dream job
« Reply #132 on: June 28, 2010, 05:56:07 PM »
I'd like to have Anthony Bourdain's job, just going around different countries, eating their cuisines, talking shit and getting trashed.
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Quote from: StabMasterArson on February 09, 2011, 08:50:22 PM
Adam Dyet is the black jellybean of skateboarding.

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Re: dream job
« Reply #133 on: June 28, 2010, 06:23:36 PM »
music supervisor for films, wandering novelist, serial killer
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Re: dream job
« Reply #134 on: June 28, 2010, 06:26:28 PM »
I haven't read the first 5 pages... Has anyone said Gigolo?
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