dream job

[skatebored]

Mattress tester.

thanks for making me laugh 

[kev]

I only caught the pun after the fact.  Stretching out on the latest foam technology would be the best job imaginable.

[sebastian toombs]

career guidance councellor

[diegomenendez]

This is easy






Ya, that'd be awesome to get paid to fly. Especially at almost three times the speed of sound. To bad they retired the old bird. Oh well

[stagefright]

ya either a war machine like diego or a deep sea explorer. or a camera/film guy on some travel/wildlife show

[Prison Wallet]

career guidance councellor

Huh? Never thought I'd see that pop up here--are you going to school for it or something? Another pimp job in that vein would be a college entrance counselor or advisor. Help college kids figure out career paths...

[dripping clit]

work in a warehouse unloading boxes from trucks and stacking them and getting paid alot and fucking hot chicks often

[brooklyn brawler]

In highschool, I rented a porno, and the girl at the counter asked if I was so and so. I pretended it wasn't me, but then she asked for my ID (for age, but I already had a membership card) and she was like, "Yeah, you're in my dad's class... blah blah blah..."

I took my porno, and never returned back to that place ever again.


For that, I would LOVE to have a job at a porno store in my hometown.

[mikefork]

In highschool, I rented a porno, and the girl at the counter asked if I was so and so. I pretended it wasn't me, but then she asked for my ID (for age, but I already had a membership card) and she was like, "Yeah, you're in my dad's class... blah blah blah..."

I took my porno, and never returned back to that place ever again.


For that, I would LOVE to have a job at a porno store in my hometown.

i went into a sex shop in the city once. they card people before they go in 99% of the time, but i just walked in and gave the guy a nod. the girl i was with whispered me to look over my shoulder, i looked over and there was this chick inspecting dildos and vibrators. she had them out of the package turning them on, jiggling them back and forth, making a circle with her index finger and thumb then puting the dildos through the circle, and then she took out a double headed dildo. she bought four or five different dildos and vibrators and i was laughing the whole time. i would love to have a job in a sex store

[Shawn]

i want to own a deli, or a bar.

[Bad Mother Fucker]

pro skateboarder would be pretty fun. or a photographer.

[tysj]

a ryan sheckler

[1987]

Food critic for a classy rag.

[toy machine]

owning some huge company, dont do shit, and get paid alot.

[lophatrophazoa]

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career guidance councellor

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Huh? Never thought I'd see that pop up here--are you going to school for it or something? Another pimp job in that vein would be a college entrance counselor or advisor. Help college kids figure out career paths...

the last thing i would like to do is talk to college kids

[Prison Wallet]

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career guidance councellor

[close]

Huh? Never thought I'd see that pop up here--are you going to school for it or something? Another pimp job in that vein would be a college entrance counselor or advisor. Help college kids figure out career paths...

[close]

the last thing i would like to do is talk to college kids

Except for on this board or what? Seems like there's a grip of 'em on here.

[lophatrophazoa]

this board has ones that actually have a hobby that they can do everyday. the majority of college talk goes like this:
monday and tuesday: talk about how drunk they got on the weekend
wednesday: talk about tv shows
thursday and friday: talk about how drunk they are going to get on the weekend

[Prison Wallet]

True true... I live by the U of A and they're super annoying. The closest thing to a college kid I hang out with is a dude who graduated last year. We hunt for vacant lots in historical areas of town, use old maps to find the outhouses, and dig for antique bottles... Which would be a dream job if I could pay the bills doing it.

[damian]

i want to be a blimp pilot.

[E.l.G]

True true... I live by the U of A and they're super annoying. The closest thing to a college kid I hang out with is a dude who graduated last year. We hunt for vacant lots in historical areas of town, use old maps to find the outhouses, and dig for antique bottles... Which would be a dream job if I could pay the bills doing it.

That's pretty cool.

[themelzar]

Cat burglar. Not exactly a job, but it'd be a really fun way to make a living.

[toonie]

professional drinker
playing poker would be good to , if the bankroll was big enough

[sebastian toombs]

book store owner, or library guy

[Burgalveist]

*movie critic/video store owner

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Something in the skate industry that lets me be both a geek and a creative, that pays at least as much as I get paid now.

[close]

This or either a movie writer/director.

i want to own a deli, or a bar.

book store owner,

[nice weather]

I'd actually like to be a burglar, but unfortunately I suck at everything you would have to be good at doing that.

[fake account]

PoRn StAr

[RadRacing]

Find a specialist job im good at in a market thats growing, where i could work from home. Then make home somewhere nice.

[blazini]

Cat burglar. Not exactly a job, but it'd be a really fun way to make a living.

that made me laugh...




as far as my dream job goes....... FBI would be pretty tight (Federal Bikini Inspector)

or, professional blowjob receiver (by hot girls)

[the ragamuffin]

I always thought being a park ranger would be awesome. That or a professional weed critic.

[toy machine]

professional weed smoker.