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ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« on: October 04, 2007, 05:51:24 PM »
I've always had the hots for Elvira, and I thought it was universally understood that she was foxy... Until I mentioned this to my wife who completely disagreed. She even went on to say that "everyone" thinks she's heinous. So please settle the score, this is very disconcerting to me.

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2007, 05:53:39 PM »
she's a fucking babe.
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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2007, 05:53:53 PM »
HELL NO WHAT THE FUCK!! @[email protected]
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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2007, 05:54:21 PM »
Elvira is definitely hot.  Anyone remember the Elvira movie?  She spiked the ambrosia salad and everyone started humping....

as far as late night Horror hosts go, Elvira was ok, but she really couldn't fuck with Morgus:

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2007, 05:58:58 PM »
yes yes yes
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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2007, 06:01:16 PM »
She ripped off Vampira and did Dorito commercials. Vampira's way hotter, she even has a Misfit's song about her.
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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2007, 06:08:35 PM »

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2007, 06:13:08 PM »
yay

(way hotter withOUT the makeup, though)
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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 06:18:29 PM »
i think she was in some other movies before she became Elvira.  Cheech and Chong maybe?

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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2007, 06:23:14 PM »
Look at the squirrell on that thing!!!

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2007, 07:15:37 PM »
HELL NO WHAT THE FUCK!! @[email protected]



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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2007, 08:24:02 PM »
YES! x100000

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2007, 09:17:53 PM »
she has ass




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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2007, 10:46:11 PM »
elvira is definitely much more of a piece than that latina thing with a construction worker face.

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2007, 10:52:25 PM »
i would tear that old pruney cunt to shreds. twice.
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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2007, 08:40:48 AM »
So her hotness IS widely understood.
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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2007, 08:45:47 AM »
elvira will always be hot, i usually hit the goth/punk chicks pretty hard so elviras kinda like the farah fawcett of my subculture
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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2007, 10:26:48 AM »
elvira is a dying breed. she's one of the few women living that i would call a babe. as far as shows go. svengoolie was better.


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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2007, 10:54:07 AM »
elvira will always be hot, i usually hit the goth/punk chicks pretty hard so elviras kinda like the farah fawcett of my subculture

You and me both bro.......

I think Elvira is hot.....but you know who's even hotter?......Mary Simms AKA Dinah Cancer from .45 GRave....she's like 46 and still smokin'.....her and Joan Jett.

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2007, 04:03:58 PM »
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elvira will always be hot, i usually hit the goth/punk chicks pretty hard so elviras kinda like the farah fawcett of my subculture
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You and me both bro.......

I think Elvira is hot.....but you know who's even hotter?......Mary Simms AKA Dinah Cancer from .45 GRave....she's like 46 and still smokin'.....her and Joan Jett.
Dude, no doubt! Joan looks better now than she did in the 80's.

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2007, 04:21:10 PM »
i dont know about that, she looks like an even less attractive bif naked

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2007, 05:12:16 PM »
her penis is showing through her pants







and still hotter than bif
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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2007, 05:33:06 PM »
Ha. Her Sirius show on channel 25 is the best.
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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2007, 05:43:36 PM »
her penis is showing through her pants







and still hotter than bif

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2007, 07:30:16 PM »
bif naked is the worst woman in the history of life on this planet...

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2007, 07:45:35 AM »
gorilla gorilla, pds hot shop one of my first punk shows.....

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2007, 08:37:30 AM »
I haven't thought about this since I was like, 12, but yeah, she's baberham lincoln.

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2007, 03:36:40 PM »
Sorry, I finally got around to some serious Google Imaging...

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Re: ELVIRA: Yay or Nay?
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2007, 10:05:41 AM »
elvira is a dying breed. she's one of the few women living that i would call a babe. as far as shows go. svengoolie was better.



Dude, she's old as a dried out prune.  Plus she's ugly.  What's next fucking dudes?