Author Topic: What you prefer in women (assuming your not gay) (Read 4681 times)

Beautifull · « **on:** October 17, 2007, 01:16:46 PM »

Me:

1. Good face ( i need to feel pumped by looking at her)
2. Nice body (no fat broads. I like it when they especially work out)
3. Brain?(must be college educated with a viable degree aka make money)
4. Likes to cook (but no chinese food, that shit is for dogs)
5. Has her own car. (I need rides)

p.s. any race is a go, especially the tight pussy variety.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #1 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:22:40 PM »

Quote from: Beautifull on October 17, 2007, 01:16:46 PM

Me:

1. Good face ( i need to feel pumped by looking at her)
2. Nice body (no fat broads. I like it when they especially work out)
3. Brain?(must be college educated with a viable degree aka make money)
4. Likes to cook (but no chinese food, that shit is for dogs)
5. Has her own car. (I need rides)

p.s. any race is a go, especially the tight pussy variety.

good list, good list. For me you'd have to add must be brunette.

Mr. Man · « **Reply #2 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:23:06 PM »

1. won't challenge my authority
2. is not smarter than me
3. super hot, like i'm talking tila tequila levels here
4. makes fun of me for skating, but admits that it secretly turns her on when i slam
5. can speak multiple languages (this is purely a sexual thing)

kids · « **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:25:03 PM »

BENDS OVER IS ALL i NEED

brent · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:27:09 PM »

liz lemon

max power · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:27:29 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Man on October 17, 2007, 01:23:06 PM

3. super hot, like i'm talking tila tequila levels here

dude, really?

brunette
under 5'8
cute face
nice smile
nice ass
great real boobs

Mr. Man · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:29:07 PM »

Quote from: quasimodo on October 17, 2007, 01:27:29 PM

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3. super hot, like i'm talking tila tequila levels here
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dude, really?

sarcasm, duder

max power · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:29:32 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Man on October 17, 2007, 01:29:07 PM

Quote from: quasimodo on October 17, 2007, 01:27:29 PM
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Quote from: Mr. Man on October 17, 2007, 01:23:06 PM
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3. super hot, like i'm talking tila tequila levels here
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dude, really?
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sarcasm, duder

thanks god

shutupbitch · « **Reply #8 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:31:46 PM »

bomb face
good heart
smarts
personality

But if she's not fine than I won't even know or care about the other stuff cause I aint hollaring.

ahlee · « **Reply #9 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:32:11 PM »

1. has a pussy.

Beautifull · « **Reply #10 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:32:21 PM »

Quote from: n0torious on October 17, 2007, 01:30:09 PM

Educated, opinionated, considerate, curvy yet athletic, challenging, interested in me but does her own thing, foxy face, good dancer, likes to cook, generous.

So, I got it all. I hate dickhead posts like this, but really, I got exactly what I waited for.

What are you, on some 'Sleepless in Seattle' bullshit?
It's not a dickhead post, so there!

H8R vol.2 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:34:42 PM »

my prefer shes a real female.
my requirement is that she has a pulse.

bentmode · « **Reply #12 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:39:26 PM »

Quote from: n0torious on October 17, 2007, 01:30:09 PM

Educated, opinionated, considerate, curvy yet athletic, challenging, interested in me but does her own thing, foxy face, good dancer, likes to cook, generous.

that pretty much sums it up.

shutupbitch · « **Reply #13 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:39:52 PM »

Quote from: H8R vol.2 on October 17, 2007, 01:34:42 PM

my prefer shes a real female.
my requirement is that she has a pulse.

As Shnur ball would say... two tits a hole and a heartbeat!

Any Time At All · « **Reply #14 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:40:02 PM »

*pretty face
*nice body
*somewhat intelligent, (no stupid bitches)
*can pull off sexy, cute, and girly all perfectly
*doesn't dress like an idiot
*has her own opinion on things and doesn't just go with what everyone else thinks
*isn't afraid to be the same with you as she does with her friends

H8R vol.2 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:44:29 PM »

Quote from: shutupbitch on October 17, 2007, 01:39:52 PM

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my prefer shes a real female.
my requirement is that she has a pulse.
[close]

As Shnur ball would say... two tits a hole and a heartbeat!

high standards = lonely night with the hand
low standards = satisfaction but with nothing to brag about

Sleazy · « **Reply #16 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:45:28 PM »

body's number one for me on the shallow tip but with my wife the things that make it really work well are

- similar taste in movies
- adventurous eater
- get's my sense of humor
- body conscious (no point in getting a girl with a good body who doesn't take care of it)
- likes the outdoors
- good job/contributor
- intellectually curious

because really, once you get past lust and into friendship with benifits, this kind of stuff keeps it going

Beautifull · « **Reply #17 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:49:26 PM »

Quote from: n0torious on October 17, 2007, 01:38:16 PM

Quote from: Beautifull on October 17, 2007, 01:32:21 PM
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What are you, on some 'Sleepless in Seattle' bullshit?
It's not a dickhead post, so there!
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Haha actually yea...I met her briefly before but we started corresponding while she was abroad in Romania. When she got back, things started rolling and now we live together.

Dude, please spare me the Romantic Comedy shtick. This is not a novel with Fabio on the cover. No one is perfect. I bet your girl is a hefty one(no disrespect), curvy being the 'keyword'.

Young Jeezy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:51:17 PM »

i prefer a bitch that will fuck just to say she did. a bitch that will give brain in the porsche. a bitch that i can hand a stack and she can blow it in an hour

ahlee · « **Reply #19 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:53:35 PM »

Dear Beautifull,

8=D

<3,
Dad

Sleazy · « **Reply #20 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:58:24 PM »

Quote from: Beautifull on October 17, 2007, 01:49:26 PM

Quote from: n0torious on October 17, 2007, 01:38:16 PM
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Quote from: Beautifull on October 17, 2007, 01:32:21 PM
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What are you, on some 'Sleepless in Seattle' bullshit?
It's not a dickhead post, so there!
[close]

Haha actually yea...I met her briefly before but we started corresponding while she was abroad in Romania. When she got back, things started rolling and now we live together.
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Dude, please spare me the Romantic Comedy shtick. This is not a novel with Fabio on the cover. No one is perfect. I bet your girl is a hefty one(no disrespect), curvy being the 'keyword'.

so wouildn't that make your goals are a bit unrealistic then?

bentmode · « **Reply #21 on:** October 17, 2007, 02:15:06 PM »

but fat bitches arent chill.

heckler · « **Reply #22 on:** October 17, 2007, 02:25:55 PM »

-A pretty face
-Nice body
-Personality
-Intelligence
-A sense of humor
-Good musical taste
-Open Minded
And she can't be clingy or annoying.

needles · « **Reply #23 on:** October 17, 2007, 02:31:34 PM »

damian · « **Reply #24 on:** October 17, 2007, 03:50:23 PM »

striking to look at, witty, creative, open-minded, patient. i can probably cook better than her anyways.

Penis_Monster · « **Reply #25 on:** October 17, 2007, 04:01:24 PM »

1. laughs at all my jokes (even if they aren't funny)
2. pale complextion
3. jet black hair
4. nice ankles
5. marshmellow flavored body odor
6. a wardrobe i would be jealous of if were a girl
7. smart as fuck
8. makes ugly things look cute
9. agrees to memorize our very complicated secret handshake
10. eyebags
11. has a tummy (as opposed to a GUT)
12. bonerific

Any Time At All · « **Reply #26 on:** October 17, 2007, 04:03:42 PM »

sounds like you want a smelly emo chick

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #27 on:** October 17, 2007, 04:12:32 PM »

sucks mah dick whneva i enta da room
makes me mah alfagetti and poptartz
looks like x-tina
same music tastes (50 cent, BNL, john mayer, ICP)
got da bomb ass ass
knows eminem so i can get a record deal
into street racing
smokes hells weed
willin to let me film her in da sac wid me

damian · « **Reply #28 on:** October 17, 2007, 04:14:31 PM »

takes bong rips in the middle of doggystyle, while listening to doggystyle.

H8R vol.2 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 17, 2007, 04:33:48 PM »

from what i know of her, christina ricci is the perfect match for me.

Author Topic: What you prefer in women (assuming your not gay) (Read 4681 times)

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