Author Topic: Would you fuck Elissa Steamer (Read 5113 times)

jesus0nvi4gra · « **on:** October 17, 2007, 04:53:53 PM »

Simple. What would it take to tap that fine ass?

Lurkenstock · « **Reply #1 on:** October 17, 2007, 04:58:09 PM »

Ask Mark Baines about that.

shutupbitch · « **Reply #2 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:00:34 PM »

I'd do it just to say I did so, but she seems hella cool and wouldn't want to do any of that.

swissenheights · « **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:03:15 PM »

swissenheights · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:03:25 PM »

Young Jeezy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:10:06 PM »

id have a good ol time ridin that ass

grimcity · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:10:58 PM »

I'm happily domesticated, so I can easily say no.

Beyond that, the brief time I spent talking to her when she came to New Orleans convinced me that she's cool as fuck. I'd definitely share a few pitchers of beer and hang with her though. I just don't feel comfortable throwing out a "yeah I'd fuck her, brah" because unlike some femmes that get posted up (that I'd hit solely based on physical appearances), I can't help but respect her enough to throw out of a simple yes or no.

Sony MDR V2 headphones · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:11:44 PM »

Worst thread in the history of Slap.

Joshewuhh · « **Reply #8 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:15:59 PM »

Quote from: Sony MDR V2 headphones on October 17, 2007, 05:11:44 PM

Worst thread in the history of Slap.

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #9 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:18:29 PM »

In my dreams she has a "Die Trying" tramp stamp. And I WILL die trying.

shutupbitch · « **Reply #10 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:21:45 PM »

Quote from: grimcity on October 17, 2007, 05:10:58 PM

I'm happily domesticated, so I can easily say no.

Beyond that, the brief time I spent talking to her when she came to New Orleans convinced me that she's cool as fuck. I'd definitely share a few pitchers of beer and hang with her though. I just don't feel comfortable throwing out a "yeah I'd fuck her, brah" because unlike some femmes that get posted up (that I'd hit solely based on physical appearances), I can't help but respect her enough to throw out of a simple yes or no.

I love the "happily domesticated" part.

Young Jeezy · « **Reply #11 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:22:55 PM »

come to think of it, only in the ass. i wanna hear that raspy ass voice scream

heckler · « **Reply #12 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:26:26 PM »

Quote from: Lurkenstock on October 17, 2007, 04:58:09 PM

Ask Mark Baines about that.

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details plz.

bentmode · « **Reply #13 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:32:11 PM »

Quote from: ATMurrell on October 17, 2007, 05:26:26 PM

Quote from: Lurkenstock on October 17, 2007, 04:58:09 PM
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Ask Mark Baines about that.
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details plz.

dood, ur groos.

cold budweisers · « **Reply #14 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:38:14 PM »

no i would not

biggums mcgee · « **Reply #15 on:** October 17, 2007, 06:10:38 PM »

I'm not maldonado, but if she weeps anything like Mary Derry then you can count me in on this

89-90pistons · « **Reply #16 on:** October 18, 2007, 07:38:04 AM »

Quote from: ATMurrell on October 17, 2007, 05:26:26 PM

Quote from: Lurkenstock on October 17, 2007, 04:58:09 PM
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Ask Mark Baines about that.
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details plz.

When big brother was around, they always had the quotes in the front of the mag and I think one was Clyde saying "He's a pro ho" in reguard to Mark Baines dating her. I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

H8R vol.2 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 18, 2007, 07:45:54 AM »

if she were the last woman on earth......

i'd demand a recount!

mipe · « **Reply #18 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:14:14 AM »

Fuck no man! That's nasty!

bentmode · « **Reply #19 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:16:37 AM »

the ultimate focus would be to get elissa steamer pregnant.

whos gunna do it?

bumptobar · « **Reply #20 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:24:44 AM »

Guile · « **Reply #21 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:33:59 AM »

dig her out till she pissed and shit herself from orgasmic shock. thats right elissa, im gonna tear that ass to shreds.

ahlee · « **Reply #22 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:44:16 AM »

i mean.. i wouldnt fuck her but i'd probably suck her dick.

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #23 on:** October 18, 2007, 12:42:35 PM »

Quote from: bentmode on October 18, 2007, 10:16:37 AM

the ultimate focus would be to get elissa steamer pregnant.

whos gunna do it?

baby skater of the year

corto · « **Reply #24 on:** October 18, 2007, 02:39:56 PM »

Elissa steamer is really cool.

Lurkenstock · « **Reply #25 on:** October 18, 2007, 02:50:05 PM »

Quote from: corto on October 18, 2007, 02:39:56 PM

Elissa steamer is really cool.

So are lots of unattractive women.
She is a good skateboarder though.

NickDagger · « **Reply #26 on:** October 18, 2007, 03:07:51 PM »

Quote from: swissenheights on October 17, 2007, 05:03:25 PM

no

toy machine · « **Reply #27 on:** October 18, 2007, 04:32:43 PM »

Quote from: NickDagger on October 18, 2007, 03:07:51 PM

Quote from: swissenheights on October 17, 2007, 05:03:25 PM
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hell no
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Joshewuhh · « **Reply #28 on:** October 18, 2007, 06:27:06 PM »

Quote from: Ah Lee on October 18, 2007, 11:44:16 AM

i mean.. i wouldnt fuck her but i'd probably suck her dick.

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I had to read that a couple times.

Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace · « **Reply #29 on:** October 18, 2007, 08:09:23 PM »

andrew reynolds did.

Author Topic: Would you fuck Elissa Steamer (Read 5113 times)

Lurkenstock

shutupbitch

Sony MDR V2 headphones

Joshewuhh

shutupbitch

biggums mcgee

89-90pistons

H8R vol.2

mipe

Lurkenstock

Joshewuhh