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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #60 on: October 29, 2007, 02:07:11 PM »
Hehe, Bob Guevara.
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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #61 on: October 29, 2007, 04:39:55 PM »


Hey man, I just rolled through Hammond on the Amtrak yesterday.


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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #62 on: October 29, 2007, 07:20:07 PM »
Rosaries aren't cool.

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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #63 on: October 29, 2007, 07:41:31 PM »
No one has to respect anyone's beliefs attitudes or opinions.

That's pure nonsense.

However they do have to respect the person's right to practice them, in anyway they see fit as long as it's not infringing on anyone else's rights.
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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #64 on: October 29, 2007, 08:57:25 PM »
^^^ gnar'd

the arrogance of praying always amazes me. with all the shit going on in the world, god's got time to care about your promotion\girl\problems...

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everyone who prays to God believes that God, as creator of all, is above time.  don't take your bumper sticker logic too seriously.

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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #65 on: October 30, 2007, 12:08:33 AM »
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I remember a couple of years ago I was wearing this cheap plastic rosary as a belt
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Wow, that's cutting edge fashion right there.



Myself, I wonder why anybody would even go out of their way to wear a rosary if it meant nothing to them, and if it is a statement against religion then it's a shitty statement, sort of like wearing a Che Guevara shirt at the mall.






eh well I found it on the ground and didn't have a belt........i think it was nearly five years ago anyways......


i see loads of kids in che guevara shirts in the mall.........it always seems like half of the peole don't have any idea why they are wearing it........i dont know much about the guy but uh.........yeah,  it would be like me wearing the che guveera shirt......i guess it would be peer pressure that made me (or them) do it or something like that.......


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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #66 on: October 30, 2007, 07:22:21 AM »
you fit a rosary around your waist? ITS A MIRACLE FROM GOD!!!!1

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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #67 on: October 30, 2007, 07:24:55 AM »
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Hey man, I just rolled through Hammond on the Amtrak yesterday.


Rolling to or from Chicago?
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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #68 on: October 30, 2007, 08:37:56 AM »
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^^^ gnar'd

the arrogance of praying always amazes me. with all the shit going on in the world, god's got time to care about your promotion\girl\problems...

please
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everyone who prays to God believes that God, as creator of all, is above time.  don't take your bumper sticker logic too seriously.

can you explain what "above time" means? i'm not familiar with that concept.

has it really never occurred to you that if there is a creator out there, that he might not give a shit about a bunch of parasites floating on a tiny rock in space? did you ever stop to consider why we are so special? so many animals on the earth but we're the only ones with souls? if there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, again, not so special, sorry no souls for you either... can you point to anything but human arrogance that would explain this? i mean our arrogance had us thinking that the universe revolved around us until it was proven otherwise, can't you see that it's the same human arrogance that still has some faiths believing that the universe revolves around us. but it takes it even further to suggest that it revolves around the individual too, that the creator of the universe actually cares about each one of us and how we run our lives.

and once you work that mess out can you then explain why after putting all this effort into tracking our every movement and action the only thing that this deity really cares about is that we believe that he had a son that was on earth? this makes sense too you? morality by subscription to belief, that's a moral standard that you feel good about standing behind? the idea of piety being an independent idea from deity doesn't seem like a good thing too you? you stand by torturing people for not believing in hard to believe things? that's a morally sound position too you? why even wait? if it's not wrong to torture people for not believing, do you stand by doing it before death? if not, then why not, it's not immoral if they don't believe, fuck em?

i'm actually amazed that more people don't have a problem with the torture aspects of their faith, but hey, if you can get behind that then good for you. maybe you'll be right and get the last laugh while i get tortured for not believing.


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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #69 on: October 30, 2007, 09:25:30 AM »
This is why theological debates are pointless. A rational person will come up with a rational argument that makes sense and seems to be pretty impossible to dispute, then the religious person will come back with some stupid non-sequitor point that points the debate away from the question. Then the non-sequitor gets debated, but its framed as something that can be interpreted in any way and is "deep." Trying to convince somebody to believe or not to believe in any deity is a waste of breath.
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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #70 on: October 30, 2007, 09:37:13 AM »
ahahhaha i just remembered half you guys bought into religion AHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #71 on: October 30, 2007, 09:46:04 AM »
I'm considering going as Jesus for halloween but I don't want to get my ass kicked by Nortenos.
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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #72 on: October 30, 2007, 10:00:15 AM »
this article sums it up pretty well...


A God With Whom I Am Not Familiar
By Tim Wise

This is an open letter to the man sitting behind me at La Paz today, in Nashville, at lunchtime, with the Brooks Brothers shirt:

You don't know me. But I know you.

I watched you as you held hands with your tablemates at the restaurant where we both ate this afternoon. I listened as you prayed, and thanked God for the food you were about to eat, and for your own safety, several hundred miles away from the unfolding catastrophe in New Orleans.

You blessed your chimichanga in the name of Jesus Christ, and then proceeded to spend the better part of your meal and mine, since I was too near your table to avoid hearing every word morally scolding the people of that devastated city, heaping scorn on them for not heeding the warnings to leave before disaster struck. Then you attacked them all of them, without distinction it seemed for the behavior of a relative handful: those who have looted items like guns, or big screen TVs.

I heard you ask, amid the din of your colleagues "Amens," why it was that instead of pitching in to help their fellow Americans, the people of New Orleans instead again, all of them in your mind choose to steal and shoot at relief helicopters.

I watched you wipe salsa from the corners of your mouth, as you nodded agreement to the statement of one of your friends, sitting to your right, her hair neatly coiffed, her makeup flawless, her jewelry sparkling. When you asked, rhetorically, why it was that people were so much more decent amid the tragedy of 9-11, as compared to the aftermath of Katrina, she had offered her response, but only after apologizing for what she admitted was going to sound harsh.

"Well," Buffy explained. "It's probably because in New Orleans, it seems to be mostly poor people, and you know, they just don't have the same regard."

She then added that police should shoot the looters, and should have done so from the beginning, so as to send a message to the rest that theft would not be tolerated. You, who had just thanked Jesus for your chips and guacamole, said you agreed. They should be shot. Praise the Lord.

Your God is one with whom I am not familiar.

Two thoughts.

First, it is a very fortunate thing for you, and likely for me, that my two young children were with me as I sat there, choking back fish tacos and my own seething rage, listening to you pontificate about shit you know nothing about.

Have you ever even been to New Orleans?

And no, by that I don't mean the New Orleans of your company's sales conference. I don't mean Emeril's New Orleans, or the New Orleans of Uptown Mardi Gras parties.

I mean the New Orleans that is buried as if it were Atlantis, in places like the lower 9th ward: 98 percent black, 40 percent poor, where bodies are floating down the street, flowing with the water as it seeks its own level. Have you met the people from that New Orleans? The New Orleans that is dying as I write this, and as you order another sweet tea?

I didn't think so.

Your God the one to whom you prayed today, and likely do before every meal, because this gesture proves what a good Christian you are is one with whom I am not familiar.

Your God is one who you sincerely believe gives a flying fuck about your lunch. Your God is one who you seem to believe watches over you and blesses you, and brings good tidings your way, while simultaneously letting thousands of people watch their homes be destroyed, and perhaps ten thousand or more die, many of them in the streets for lack of water or food.

Did you ever stop to think just what a rancid asshole such a God would have to be, such that he would take care of the likes of you, while letting babies die in their mother's arms, and old people in wheelchairs, at the foot of Canal Street?

Your God is one with whom I am not familiar.

But no, it isn't God who's the asshole here, Skip (or Brad, or Braxton, or whatever your name is).

God doesn't feed you, and it isn't God that kept me from turning around and beating your lily white privileged ass today either.

God has nothing to do with it.

God doesn't care who wins the Super Bowl.

God doesn't help anyone win an Academy Award.

God didn't get you your last raise, or your SUV.

And if God is even half as tired as I am of having to listen to self-righteous bastards like you blame the victims of this nightmare for their fate, then you had best eat slowly from this point forward.

Why didn't they evacuate like they were told?

Are you serious?

There were 100,000 people in that city without cars. Folks who are too poor to own their own vehicle, and who rely on public transportation every day. I know this might shock you. They don't have a Hummer2, or whatever gas-guzzling piece of crap you either already own or probably are saving up for.

And no, they didn't just choose not to own a car because the buses are so gosh-darned efficient and great, as Rush Limbaugh implied, and as you likely heard, since you're the kind of person who hangs on the every word of such bloviating hacks as these.

Why did they loot?

Are you serious?

People are dying, in the streets, on live television. Fathers and mothers are watching their baby's eyes bulge in their skulls from dehydration, and you are begrudging them some Goddamned candy bars, diapers and water?

If anything the poor of New Orleans have exercised restraint.

Maybe you didn't know it, but the people of that city with whom you likely identify the wealthy white folks of Uptown were barely touched by this storm. Yeah, I guess God was watching over them: protecting them, and rewarding them for their faith and superior morality. If the folks downtown who are waiting desperately for their government to send help a government whose resources have been stretched thin by a war that I'm sure you support, because you love freedom and democracy were half as crazed as you think, they'd have marched down St. Charles Avenue and burned every mansion in sight. That they didnt suggests a decency and compassion for their fellow man and woman that sadly people like you lack.

Can you even imagine what you would do in their place?

Can you imagine what would happen if it were well-off white folks stranded without buses to get them out, without nourishment, without hope?

Putting aside the absurdity of the imagery--after all, such folks always have the means to seek safety, or the money to rebuild, or the political significance to ensure a much speedier response for their concerns can you just imagine?

Can you imagine what would happen if the pampered, overfed corporate class, which complains about taxes taking a third of their bloated incomes, had to sit in the hot sun for four, going on five days? Without a Margarita or hotel swimming pool to comfort them I mean?

Oh, and please, I know. I'm stereotyping you. Imagine that. I've assumed, based only on your words, what kind of person you are, even though I suppose I could be wrong. How does that feel Biff? Hurt your feelings? So sorry. But hey, at least my stereotypes of you aren't deadly. They won't effect your life one bit, unlike the ones you carry around with you and display within earshot of people like me, supposing that no one could possibly disagree.

But I'm not wrong, am I Chip? I know you. I see people like you all the time, in airports, in business suits, on their lunch breaks. People who will take advantage of any opportunity to ratify and reify their pre-existing prejudices towards the poor, towards black folks. You see the same three video loops of the same dozen or so looters on Fox News and you conclude that poor black people are crazy, immoral, criminal.

You, or others quite a bit like you, are the ones posting messages on chat room boards, calling looters sub-human "vermin," "scum," or "cockroaches." I heard you use the word "animals" three times today: you and that woman across from you what was her name? Skyler?

What was it you said as you scooped the last bite of black beans and rice into your eager mouth? Like zoo animals? Yes, I think that was it.

Well Chuck, it's a free country, and so you certainly have the right I suppose to continue lecturing the poor, in between checking your Blackberry and dropping the kids off at soccer practice. If you want to believe that the poor of New Orleans are immoral and greedy, and unworthy of support at a time like this or somehow more in need of your scolding than whatever donation you might make to a relief fund so be it.

But let's leave God out of it, shall we? All of it.

Your God is one with whom I am not familiar, and I'd prefer to keep it that way.

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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #73 on: October 30, 2007, 10:23:15 AM »
I'm considering going as Jesus for halloween but I don't want to get my ass kicked by Nortenos.

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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #74 on: October 30, 2007, 11:11:38 AM »
rosaries aren't cool, i went to a catholic elementary and high school and, that was a lot of fucking prayers

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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #75 on: October 30, 2007, 11:19:39 AM »
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I'm considering going as Jesus for halloween but I don't want to get my ass kicked by Nortenos.
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http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/28/warning-bin-laden-costume-not-a-crowd-pleaser/

did the guy get beat down or something? seemed like the clip skipped. either way that's fucked. people need to get a sense of humor

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Re: why are rosaries cool?
« Reply #76 on: October 30, 2007, 12:35:02 PM »
I'm not that worried about it, but I might go to this celebration downtown that has a history of stabbings, but I don't know who usually does the stabbing, it may just be meth heads or something. I got the idea for the costume because people used to call me Jesus a lot since I had long hair and a beard. Anyways, I have short hair now, with a beard still, so I think I'm going to go as moses instead, because I'm too cheap to buy a wig.
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