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well well
« on: November 15, 2007, 06:49:52 PM »
what does your girlfriend and my dog have in common?




i can make both of them come when i want
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Re: well well
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2007, 06:50:17 PM »
you make dogs cum?
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Re: well well
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2007, 06:51:17 PM »
Quote from: Guile on November 15, 2007, 06:50:17 PM
you make dogs cum?

sometimes i have to bribe him with a treat  :(
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Re: well well
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2007, 07:04:23 PM »
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Re: well well
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2007, 07:06:54 PM »
Quote from: kev on November 15, 2007, 07:04:23 PM
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you make dogs cum?
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fuckmeguilefuckmeguilefuckmeguilefuckmeguile
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Re: well well
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2007, 07:09:55 PM »
preacher told me that one
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Re: well well
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2007, 07:22:44 PM »
Quote from: easy dee on November 15, 2007, 07:09:55 PM
preacher told me that one

what the difference between guile and heathcliff?


nothing there both pussies
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Re: well well
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2007, 07:28:46 PM »
pussies who's hardflips flip and knees never touch.
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Re: well well
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2007, 07:40:09 PM »
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nothing there both pussies

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Re: well well
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2007, 07:44:53 PM »
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preacher told me that one
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what the difference between guile and heathcliff?


nothing there both pussies
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whats the difference between joshewuhh and pharrell skating?


pharrell can axelstall
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Re: well well
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2007, 07:45:55 PM »
oooh oooh! do one about me now!
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Re: well well
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2007, 07:52:23 PM »
Quote from: tony cox hox on November 15, 2007, 07:45:55 PM
oooh oooh! do one about me now!

how is tony cox hox's mom and bowling pins alike?

i strike the bitch and she doesnt get up until someone helps her
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Re: well well
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2007, 07:54:53 PM »
That one sucked.
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Re: well well
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2007, 07:55:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick Immediato on November 15, 2007, 07:54:53 PM
That one sucked.

i lost the juice......... :-[
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yeah dude!

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Re: well well
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2007, 07:56:18 PM »
Losing it implies you had it.

ZING!
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Re: well well
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2007, 08:52:19 PM »
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Re: well well
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2007, 09:47:04 PM »

what's the difference between a priest and acne?


acne waits till your 13 before it comes on your face
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Re: well well
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2007, 10:05:38 PM »
holy shit that was funny
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Re: well well
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2007, 03:55:10 AM »
Quote from: syn on November 15, 2007, 09:47:04 PM

what's the difference between a priest and acne?


acne waits till your 13 before it comes on your face

nice
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Re: well well
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2007, 03:59:10 AM »
Quote from: syn on November 15, 2007, 09:47:04 PM

what's the difference between a priest and acne?


acne waits till your 13 before it comes on your face

oooooooohhh...


how's a redneck know here daughter's on ther rag?












she can taste it on her son's dick
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Re: well well
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2007, 04:40:20 AM »
Quote from: Sleazy on November 16, 2007, 03:59:10 AM
Quote from: syn on November 15, 2007, 09:47:04 PM
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what's the difference between a priest and acne?


acne waits till your 13 before it comes on your face
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oooooooohhh...


how's a redneck know here daughter's on ther rag?












she can taste it on her son's dick

thats pretty fowl

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Re: well well
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2007, 05:16:34 AM »
you guys might enjoy this, you might not.

but my bro was bitching about all the dog hair on the couch. so i told him thats why they call it fuuuuurniture.
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Re: well well
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2007, 05:31:54 AM »
Quote from: skatebording sucks on November 16, 2007, 04:40:20 AM
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what's the difference between a priest and acne?


acne waits till your 13 before it comes on your face
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oooooooohhh...


how's a redneck know here daughter's on ther rag?












she can taste it on her son's dick
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thats pretty fowl



yeah, it's the 2girls1cup of one liners. there's a longer version too



red neck girl ask her dad to borrow the car. her dad thinks about it for a bit and then he says

"alright, i let you use the car if you suck my dick"

"dad, what the fuck is wrong with you? i'm your daughter..."

"guess you don't want to use the car that bad then..."

"come on you can't be serious???"

"no head, no keys. so if you want the car, on your knees..."

"this is seriously fucked up but fuck it, i need the car"

* starts blowing her dad *

"my god dad, what have you been doing with your dick? it seriously taste like shit!"

"oh shit, that's right, your brother has the car tonight..."
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Re: well well
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2007, 12:36:42 PM »
Quote from: Guile on November 15, 2007, 07:28:46 PM
pussies who's hardflips flip and knees never touch.
I didn't know heathcliff skates.
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Re: well well
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2007, 12:54:41 PM »
die
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Re: well well
« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2007, 01:03:48 PM »
i liked ali's. so corny that its funny
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Re: well well
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2007, 01:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Zurg on November 16, 2007, 01:03:48 PM
i liked ali's. so corny that its funny
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