stupid ass question

[ReidVaeth]

i know i know,it's a stupid question.but how can i get high when i'm at my house with no ganga,no alchohol,and no drugs of any sort? please don't say huffing cause that's fucking stupid.

[imnotgaybut20$is20$]

Nooses keep you pretty high up

[marty.]

Uh fuck, pretty much everything you can do is more trouble than it's worth.
My honest advice is just to go read a book. Being sober isn't awful, just chill til you can pick up another sack.
But if you're dead set on getting fucked up, I can think of at least four things that I've learned from dumb friends.

Firstly, if you have any Robotussin with dextromethorphan in it, you can chug that if you're feeling adventurous. Just google "Robotripping" for more info.

I don't feel like explaining it, but google "getting high off nutmeg."
Sounds silly, but it's legit, provided you wanna ingest some awful tasting shit and feel awful for days afterward.

You can take a bunch of Dramamine (I think they call them gravol in Canada).
Again, use google for more info.

And lastly, and what I recommend if you truly can't stand being sober, is just to drink a bunch of Listerine or whatever mouthwash you have that has a high alcohol content. Again, I don't think you should do this, but if you must do one of these things, this is probably the one that hurts your body the least.

So yeah, don't do any of these things, but whatever...

[Peter]

I don't feel like explaining it, but google "getting high off nutmeg."

This made me laugh more than it should have.

[marty.]

I know, it's ridiculous, but it's for real.
And I should point out that the only one of these four that I've ever engaged in was the first one.
My parents are a good combination of being both heavy drinkers and unobservant, so there's always plenty of booze to be snatched when I absolutely need to get fucked up, so I've never really needed to resort to these more "unconventional" methods.

[Diesel]

I've never tried this and never will but, if you have some nutmeg around down a few tablespoons and you should get a little buzzed but, your gonna have a headache soon after.

[somekid]

i only have two words for you, son.

autoerotic asphyxiation.

[BriDen]

I was really hoping for a stupid question about asses. oh well. but just try sniffing a sharpie or chugging cough syrup or eating a baby or something

[ahlee]

Try this, i guess?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UR4JFc_4xz8

[rocklobster]

sniffing glue or shoe goo can work...  but it kills your brain....