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Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« on: December 05, 2007, 06:14:24 AM »
1)Look up your local children's hospital department of oncology (cancer).
2)Pick a random doctor's name.
3)Call skateshop, ask for the owner. Tell him " there's a kid here, Brian deAngello (or some other "angelic" name) who has hours to, hopefully, days to live" and that his last wish before he dies is to see "Flared".
4)When they agree tell them you will send your daughter or sister. Don't go yourself, they know you and they will catch on.
5)When Flared comes out donate your free copy to the cancer ward at the children's hospital, that would be nice.

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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 06:32:51 AM »
well that isnīt even funny.

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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 06:35:55 AM »
yeah a copy of "flared", he's so close to dying he can't even say the full title.

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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 07:09:59 AM »
ill give that a consider
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2007, 07:15:09 AM »
if someone called our shop and said that, i would probably let the parent know that this worlds going to be better without him.

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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 07:19:08 AM »
Call your shop and say 'I don't care how many copies you ordered! Reserve me one and I'll be at the door step Friday morning waiting for the damn UPS GUY!!!!

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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2007, 09:54:53 AM »
or just go to the active in escondido and buy it like I did yesterday........guys part is as good as you hope it to be.

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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2007, 10:08:36 AM »
or come pay a visit to my local shop down here in florida. we got 30 something copies yesterday. its true. guy part is sooo fucking good.

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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2007, 10:11:41 AM »

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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2007, 11:10:21 AM »
stop wasting my time

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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2007, 11:55:43 AM »
best video i've ever seen.

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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2007, 12:12:04 PM »
Or you could have attended a priemere if you wanted to see it that bad.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2007, 12:14:02 PM by needles »

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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2007, 01:18:05 PM »
stop wasting my time


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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2007, 02:26:38 PM »
it mite work with the birdhosue video as well :P

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Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2007, 08:43:30 PM »
Steal one.
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