Author Topic: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson? (Read 49133 times)

georgecarr · « **on:** December 13, 2007, 07:43:06 PM »

I've heard from a few people that Bob knocked up a 17 year old girl from Brazil. Anyone else heard this ?

Universal Remonster · « **Reply #1 on:** December 13, 2007, 07:48:39 PM »

vov where you at

georgecarr · « **Reply #2 on:** December 13, 2007, 07:51:27 PM »

probably getting beat by Jen Obrien if this shit's true

freedom panther · « **Reply #3 on:** December 13, 2007, 07:54:42 PM »

....Now we're talkin' hell yea them latin hoe's maka a nigga wanna fuck!!
I'm bustin' nuts thinkin' bout' that long dark hair.smooff breasasis.damn i betta calm down
big up to rev.............even bob....don't step to the rev.

MattG · « **Reply #4 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:01:52 PM »

Quote from: georgecarr on December 13, 2007, 07:51:27 PM

probably getting beat by Jen Obrien if this shit's true

yep, i dunno how true this is but who knows crazier shit has hapened

gub · « **Reply #5 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:03:17 PM »

i didn't hear the knocked up part, but if its true, it may be a humorous situation where they both learn something about themselfs, you know, like that one movie, "the condemned"

MFS · « **Reply #6 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:04:12 PM »

fuck bob burnquist!

baxter · « **Reply #7 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:17:04 PM »

Quote from: MFS on December 13, 2007, 08:04:12 PM

fuck bob burnquist!

The Slap Poster Formerly Known As Shughe · « **Reply #8 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:39:47 PM »

i was the one that fucked the 17 year old brazilian. BOB IS INOCENT!

baxter · « **Reply #9 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:43:55 PM »

I call bullshit!!!!!!!!!

hatehatehatehate · « **Reply #10 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:57:39 PM »

mega sperm!!

jersey by nature · « **Reply #11 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:04:43 PM »

heard that too at the x games. supposedly thats why jen wasnt there with bob. but hope things get better for them itll but though for lotus to grow up with out a dad if they split

able · « **Reply #12 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:07:16 PM »

Quote from: baxter on December 13, 2007, 08:17:04 PM

Quote from: MFS on December 13, 2007, 08:04:12 PM
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fuck bob burnquist!
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That's what she said.

Chris Hansen · « **Reply #13 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:41:09 PM »

Well, well, well...Old Bobby just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Bob, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.

Alexactly · « **Reply #14 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:43:35 PM »

Dove into that canyon sans-chute eh

clay · « **Reply #15 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:50:47 PM »

Jen should get impregnated by louie lopez to get back at him

matt/tx · « **Reply #16 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:58:28 PM »

go senior vov

sanch · « **Reply #17 on:** December 13, 2007, 10:19:13 PM »

rumor if I ever heard one.

picklesickshuv-it · « **Reply #18 on:** December 13, 2007, 10:36:23 PM »

Rusto1 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 13, 2007, 11:49:52 PM »

eRICFLAIR · « **Reply #20 on:** December 14, 2007, 05:38:27 AM »

Quote from: Chris Hansen on December 13, 2007, 09:41:09 PM

Well, well, well...Old Bobby just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Bob, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.
Bob is there anything else that you would like to share with us?
You're free to leave at anytime.

ahlee · « **Reply #21 on:** December 14, 2007, 05:51:24 AM »

i wanna see him do it either one-footed, or switch.

Bipsmound · « **Reply #22 on:** December 14, 2007, 05:59:39 AM »

I've heard those yellow tinted oakleys sometimes have a beer goggle effect.

fuckingvegan · « **Reply #23 on:** December 14, 2007, 06:30:00 AM »

Heard a few weeks back that Jen was leaving him due to infidelity, but didn't know it involved a 17 yr old being pregnant.

Lance · « **Reply #24 on:** December 14, 2007, 06:33:21 AM »

Quote from: Chris Hansen on December 13, 2007, 09:41:09 PM

Well, well, well...Old Bobby just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Bob, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.

I knew when i read the first post Hansen was on the scene...

kronichles · « **Reply #25 on:** December 14, 2007, 07:11:32 AM »

anyone ever read an old ass interview i'd say '98 or so it wasnt in one of the major mags. but I just remember him talking about how he was crazy into coke and mad girls, maybe he's relapsing with this new found timber-path check

sanch · « **Reply #26 on:** December 14, 2007, 07:33:01 AM »

Quote from: veganshawn on December 14, 2007, 06:30:00 AM

Heard a few weeks back that Jen was leaving him due to infidelity, but didn't know it involved a 17 yr old being pregnant.

If this is really true about the rumor I feel bad for his wife. What a let down.

SFblah · « **Reply #27 on:** December 14, 2007, 07:40:04 AM »

Any transgressions with a minor that a pro skateboarder may have are welcome as it only means more Chris Hansen posts to keep me laughing through the workday.

NickDagger · « **Reply #28 on:** December 14, 2007, 07:50:07 AM »

Quote from: clay on December 13, 2007, 09:50:47 PM

Jen should get impregnated by louie lopez to get back at him

best post in the funniest thread in months

beeda weeda · « **Reply #29 on:** December 14, 2007, 07:51:34 AM »

Quote from: kronichles on December 14, 2007, 07:11:32 AM

anyone ever read an old ass interview i'd say '98 or so it wasnt in one of the major mags. but I just remember him talking about how he was crazy into coke and mad girls, maybe he's relapsing with this new found timber-path check

link please

Author Topic: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson? (Read 49133 times)

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