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Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« on: December 13, 2007, 07:43:06 PM »
I've heard from a few people that Bob knocked up a 17 year old girl from Brazil.  Anyone else heard this ?

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 07:48:39 PM »
vov where you at

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 07:51:27 PM »
probably getting beat by Jen Obrien if this shit's true

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2007, 07:54:42 PM »
....Now we're talkin' hell yea them latin hoe's maka a nigga wanna fuck!!
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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2007, 08:01:52 PM »
probably getting beat by Jen Obrien if this shit's true

yep, i dunno how true this is but who knows crazier shit has hapened
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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2007, 08:03:17 PM »
i didn't hear the knocked up part, but if its true, it may be a humorous situation where they both learn something about themselfs, you know, like that one movie, "the condemned"

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2007, 08:04:12 PM »
fuck bob burnquist!
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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2007, 08:17:04 PM »

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2007, 08:39:47 PM »
i was the one that fucked the 17 year old brazilian. BOB IS INOCENT!

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2007, 08:43:55 PM »
I call bullshit!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2007, 08:57:39 PM »
mega sperm!!

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2007, 09:04:43 PM »
heard that too at the x games. supposedly thats why jen wasnt there with bob. but hope things get better for them itll but though for lotus to grow up with out a dad if they split
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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2007, 09:07:16 PM »
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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2007, 09:41:09 PM »
Well, well, well...Old Bobby just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Bob, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2007, 09:43:35 PM »
Dove into that canyon sans-chute eh

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2007, 09:50:47 PM »
Jen should get impregnated by louie lopez to get back at him

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2007, 09:58:28 PM »
go senior vov

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2007, 10:19:13 PM »
rumor if I ever heard one.
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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2007, 10:36:23 PM »
yo

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2007, 11:49:52 PM »
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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2007, 05:38:27 AM »
Well, well, well...Old Bobby just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Bob, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.
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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2007, 05:51:24 AM »
i wanna see him do it either one-footed, or switch.

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2007, 05:59:39 AM »
I've heard those yellow tinted oakleys sometimes have a beer goggle effect.

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2007, 06:30:00 AM »
Heard a few weeks back that Jen was leaving him due to infidelity, but didn't know it involved a 17 yr old being pregnant.

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2007, 06:33:21 AM »
Well, well, well...Old Bobby just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Bob, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.
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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2007, 07:11:32 AM »
anyone ever read an old ass interview i'd say '98 or so it wasnt in one of the major mags.  but I just remember him talking about how he was crazy into coke and mad girls, maybe he's relapsing with this new found timber-path check

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2007, 07:33:01 AM »
Heard a few weeks back that Jen was leaving him due to infidelity, but didn't know it involved a 17 yr old being pregnant.

If this is really true about the rumor I feel bad for his wife. What a let down.
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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2007, 07:40:04 AM »
Any transgressions with a minor that a pro skateboarder may have are welcome as it only means more Chris Hansen posts to keep me laughing through the workday.

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2007, 07:50:07 AM »
Jen should get impregnated by louie lopez to get back at him

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Re: Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2007, 07:51:34 AM »
anyone ever read an old ass interview i'd say '98 or so it wasnt in one of the major mags.  but I just remember him talking about how he was crazy into coke and mad girls, maybe he's relapsing with this new found timber-path check

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