Chick bites dick off in car crash

[stabbin]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Woman_bites_lovers_penis_off_in_car_crash&in_article_id=646575&in_page_id=2

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

that deserves a keyboard cat play off

[Doctor Newton]

It's a good thing no woman will ever give Dr. Newton 2.0 road head while he goes 160mph in his Altima or that might happen to him too.

[skate_bored]

lol remember when larry david got road head?


I LOVE GETTING HEAD

[Bugs]

Did you guys read it? I missed it the first time it was her boss. Oh the irony...

[frisco]

that deserves a keyboard cat play off

oh if only we could retain those photos

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I'd like to say that's why I've never gotten road head... but that would be a lie.

[jesus0nvi4gra]

I love the caption on the picture, "What a couple having an affair in a car might look like "

[j0rdan]

lol remember when larry david got road head?


I LOVE GETTING HEAD

of course! never had road head before, I'm sure it rocks tho lol

[All Hail Wu Welsh]

I once knew a man from Singapore
His secretary he treated like a whore
Off to his car they go
She bites down hard as she blows
Now his penis is no more

[Sleazy]

bet the husbands stoked

[Canuck]

gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boyan]

bet the husbands stoked

hahahahahaha

[natenola forever]

I read a book that said this kinda stuff happens more than you realize, a lot of time when the dudes cumming he forgets that hes driving a car and runs off the road or hits something i'm sure if you have any friends that work in an ER they've probably dealt with this at least once.

[anblue]

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that deserves a keyboard cat play off

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oh if only we could retain those photos

if only keyboard cat wasnt dead RIP little  pianist

[CigaretteBeer]

Getting your penis sucked while driving a car really isn't sexy or fun at all. It makes driving difficult and when you see fat people in their cars on the freeway it's a huge turnoff. Then a trucker goes by in his huge ass truck and looks into your window at your penis with a girls mouth around it and starts jacking off while looking. He looses focus of his driving, crashes into a school bus of regular children, and causes a massive 50 car pile up killing 23 people.

[Just Green Enough]

50 car pile ups only result in 23 deaths? the odds aren't that bad... 

[Dr. Newton 2.0]

[snickers]

the funniest part is the caption under the picture on the upper left side

What a couple having an affair in a car might look like

[grimcity]

Then a trucker goes by in his huge ass truck and looks into your window at your penis with a girls mouth around it and starts jacking off while looking. He looses focus of his driving, crashes into a school bus of regular children, and causes a massive 50 car pile up killing 23 people.

...I was going to use this as an argument for road head.

[starvingrobot]

He looses focus of his driving, crashes into a school bus of regular children, and causes a massive 50 car pile up killing 23 people.

This.

[DevilOnEnzyte]

Getting your penis sucked while driving a car really isn't sexy or fun at all. It makes driving difficult and when you see fat people in their cars on the freeway it's a huge turnoff. Then a trucker goes by in his huge ass truck and looks into your window at your penis with a girls mouth around it and starts jacking off while looking. He looses focus of his driving, crashes into a school bus of regular children, and causes a massive 50 car pile up killing 23 people.

Way to put it in perspective...