Author Topic: Sex Stories (Read 1617 times)

mbl88 · « **on:** January 10, 2008, 03:00:14 AM »

everyone has a sex story so post em up people preferably in detail, heres an example when to daft punk n got jerked off in a port a loo hence it was the best nite ever.

skateboard pillows · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2008, 04:23:06 AM »

dude, the first story is suppose to be just an appetizer
it feels like I went to a hot dog stand and got a 72 oz steak

deep · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2008, 05:07:22 AM »

you wanna know about my sex life? go fuckin do somethin, read a book go stare at the tv anything but this

Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2008, 05:20:59 AM »

im already jealous of you people

max power · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2008, 05:40:50 AM »

Quote from: mbl88 on January 10, 2008, 03:00:14 AM

everyone has a sex story so post em up people preferably in detail, heres an example when to daft punk n got jerked off in a port a loo hence it was the best nite ever.

to which songs? and was she jerkin in time to the songs?

loophole · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2008, 06:42:30 AM »

i feel like i havent seen mable in like a year...

Blue Fescue · « **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2008, 07:04:58 AM »

there is a thread on skateboard.com.au for you to do this

picklesickshuv-it · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2008, 07:11:14 AM »

i says to mabel

Beautiful · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2008, 08:13:40 AM »

i can suck my own dick on a message board.

NickDagger · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2008, 08:20:40 AM »

this thread is a disappointment so far, come on faggots post some good ones

i would but i'm a virgin

Beautiful · « **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2008, 08:30:07 AM »

Quote from: NickDagger on January 10, 2008, 08:20:40 AM

i'm a virgin

that explains SO much.

jack sandwich · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2008, 08:30:39 AM »

Quote from: Beautiful on January 10, 2008, 08:13:40 AM

i can suck my own dick on a message board.

now we know that at least this beautiful isnt as gay as the other one.............

ahlee · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2008, 08:37:24 AM »

it can be found here: http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=15586.msg347122#msg347122

SR Junky · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:19:07 AM »

Quote from: picksickleshovel on January 10, 2008, 07:11:14 AM

i says to mabel

i says

skatebored · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2008, 02:13:37 PM »

Quote from: Ah Lee on January 10, 2008, 08:37:24 AM

it can be found here: http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=15586.msg347122#msg347122

HOLY shit.

mick swagger · « **Reply #15 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:17:54 PM »

i fucked this waitress a few times. got some free beer, wings, and she told me if i threw the d on her one more time before she went to the peace core she would give me her brand new 30 gig ipod. so i fucked her one more time through the hole in my boxers at like 10 am on a sunday.

skatebored · « **Reply #16 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:33:30 PM »

somehow, even though i was 100% sure it wasnt humanly possible, i had sex 5 or 6 times back to back without losing an erection during the span of about 3 hours. never gone past 2 times since then and even that gets tough.

Joshewuhh · « **Reply #17 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:58:06 PM »

I was having sex with my girlfriend and she farted.

Bought the best I got.

Universal Remonster · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2008, 04:03:38 PM »

Quote from: SR Junky on January 10, 2008, 10:19:07 AM

Quote from: picksickleshovel on January 10, 2008, 07:11:14 AM
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i says to mabel
[close]

i says

hahaha, yes

Homo · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2008, 04:35:03 PM »

i supermanned a hoe once.

Steve Zissou · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2008, 04:43:44 PM »

sex isn't really for me i just jerk of to porn.

Author Topic: Sex Stories (Read 1617 times)

deep

loophole

SR Junky

mick swagger

Joshewuhh