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Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« on: January 16, 2008, 05:16:16 PM »
Recently leaked Tom Cruise Scientology video.


Fucking brain dead. The dude can't even finish a sentence through this whole thing.

Top five weirdo moments


full 10 minute video



BTW.
I don't expect anyone to be able to sit through this whole thing.


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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 05:29:02 PM »
What the fuck is happening at 4:21-4:53? What the hell is he talking about at 8:40--> ?  The dude can't even finish a sentence through this whole thing. WTF!







BTW.
I don't expect anyone to be able to sit through this whole thing.


I didn't even open the vid but was looking at this thread title thinking "true, true."

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 06:18:09 PM »
i watched the whole thing. his laugh is freaky. i want whatever he's on.

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 06:34:07 PM »
After watching this I'm gonna start finishing my sentences with mild karate chop and a "pshooo!" sound.


"Aww man that Richie Jackson charactor in a few years he just gonna... well... you know.... pshoooo! "    "Nah mean?"   "Prish!"
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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 08:48:51 PM »
Scientology is just nuts.  Anyone ever check out a Scientology center?  They're not fucking around.

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2008, 11:43:08 PM »
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2008, 12:00:19 AM »
top 5 video.....wow

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2008, 12:29:11 AM »

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2008, 02:49:12 AM »
maverick sure chubbed out.

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2008, 03:06:46 AM »
why the fuck wouldn't the scientologists have just burnt this footage after taking it, much less release it?

As if the whole deal weren't fucking insane enough you've got a 10 minute video bite of tom cruise maniacally ranting away about it, what the fuck.
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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2008, 03:15:27 AM »

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2008, 04:22:41 AM »
it seems like the same old tom cruise to me, he's always talked like that right?

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2008, 04:32:12 AM »
Watch out, don't hate on him too much or he'll shoot his thetins at you. And you don't even wanna get Jason Lee involved. The power of their thetins combined in a battle of such epic proportions has the potential to destroy the entire universe...

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2008, 04:33:07 AM »

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2008, 08:43:53 AM »
Holy shit, watch this video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=pPol_m8wm8Y

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2008, 08:54:20 AM »
an increasingly odd Tom Cruise
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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2008, 09:01:25 AM »
Seems totally normal, doesn't everyone act like that?

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2008, 10:06:30 AM »
How could this video be anything but embarassing to them? This is definitive proof that they have their heads way up their own asses.

The amount of definitive proof that they have their heads up their asses is so high that this is just a drop in the bucket. I saw the highlights on TMZ tv (I don't usually watch it but was surfing through and the clip was playing) and I just love how confident/arrogant he is.

Did y'all know that Will Smith has joined the dark side? This video must have put him over the top. One more celebrity who seemed cool that turns out to just be crazy.

On the plus side though, when I was a young jew, the best celebrity video we could get where we were indoctrinated was of the israeli sesame street rip-off. So, I mean, Tom has to get asses in seats atleast.
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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2008, 10:09:27 AM »
maverick sure chubbed out.

He consoled himself with icecream and cake instead of drugs and therapy after the loss of Goose.

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2008, 10:36:44 AM »
Did y'all know that Will Smith has joined the dark side? This video must have put him over the top. One more celebrity who seemed cool that turns out to just be crazy.

when did Will Smith seem cool? Parent's don't understand was funny when I first heard it but I was 12 at the time and sumertime was pretty chill but other than that his whole career has been just one huge embarassing sell out.

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2008, 10:41:15 AM »
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Did y'all know that Will Smith has joined the dark side? This video must have put him over the top. One more celebrity who seemed cool that turns out to just be crazy.
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when did Will Smith seem cool? Parent's don't understand was funny when I first heard it but I was 12 at the time and sumertime was pretty chill but other than that his whole career has been just one huge embarassing sell out.

I liked MIB, BBoyz, I-Robot and have seem more than a decent amount of the Fresh Prince.

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2008, 10:49:41 AM »
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Did y'all know that Will Smith has joined the dark side? This video must have put him over the top. One more celebrity who seemed cool that turns out to just be crazy.
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when did Will Smith seem cool? Parent's don't understand was funny when I first heard it but I was 12 at the time and sumertime was pretty chill but other than that his whole career has been just one huge embarassing sell out.

Dawwwwwwwwwg, Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Nothing else hes done matters.

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2008, 10:57:47 AM »
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2008, 11:05:17 AM »
tom cruise tried to attain l. ron hubbards space corpse so he could inseminate kattie holmes.
this was the first time in a while that I skipped it.  I save my self for real trade shows like Magic. 

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« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2008, 11:50:44 AM »
I don't like religon in general, I was raised a roman catholic, but when I was 12, todl m yparents I wasn't intop it, and they were cool with it.
I thought it was all bullshit.
But, this shit, holy fuck.
Fuck Tom Cruise, fuck scientology, and scientologists..

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2008, 12:51:34 PM »
rofl rofl rofl

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2008, 01:04:08 PM »
big willie styles used to be crazy chill.

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2008, 01:07:28 PM »
double post, I don't feel like editing. There is a church of Scientology right by my work. It is in some regular retail building and has a big cast iron I. Ron Hubord or who ever that freak is. They also have a nice little book section where you can pick up his inspiring litterature. There are flat screen tvs everywhere and I can go in anytime for a free stress test. Think I should do it or is this shit a serious brain washing cult and it is in my best interest to stay away?

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2008, 01:15:42 PM »
I will just hit up the KFC/Taco Bell across the street and fart at their receptionist or something. Is that a hate crime?

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Re: Tom Cruise is Batshit regular!
« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2008, 01:17:48 PM »
Does Freddie diss Will in this?