Author Topic: Hit or Miss? (Read 3497 times)

skatebored · « **Reply #30 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:03:14 AM »

Quote from: EricLogan on January 23, 2008, 02:29:41 AM

you dudes would cringe if you'd see how busted a chicks' gotta be to turn me off completely

Sleazy · « **Reply #31 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:06:36 AM »

I'm going to go out on a limb her and guess that this girl is hotter than the women a lot of you guys are actually hitting. In my dogging days, i'd most certainly would have hit it if she was foolish enough to let her guard down long enough for me to take her on my patented 15 second joy ride...

ahlee · « **Reply #32 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:14:38 AM »

lets try this again for you picky sons a bitches

hit or miss

Sleazy · « **Reply #33 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:22:39 AM »

exactly

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #34 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:30:04 AM »

Quote from: Ah Lee on January 23, 2008, 10:14:38 AM

lets try this again for you picky sons a bitches

hit or miss

The skin tone sucks.

skatebored · « **Reply #35 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:35:20 AM »

Quote from: Ah Lee on January 23, 2008, 10:14:38 AM

lets try this again for you picky sons a bitches

hit or miss

i'd hit it. then try to date her. then she'd stop calling and i'd miss her.

StokedTaco · « **Reply #36 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:35:48 AM »

dont deny it boys.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #37 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:44:40 AM »

I really wish DV would chime in. I really want to make a comment about the possiblity that the turtle neck could be hiding something.

Jura · « **Reply #38 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:27:02 AM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on January 23, 2008, 10:44:40 AM

I really wish DV would chime in. I really want to make a comment about the possiblity that the turtle neck could be hiding something.

Like what, a fucking tracheotomy hole?

brent · « **Reply #39 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:44:57 AM »

Sleazy was a dogger

ReidVaeth · « **Reply #40 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:58:01 AM »

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brownbag.
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like youd know what to do with it.

personally. i would put that shit over her head.

dem hoes squawkin levitra · « **Reply #41 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:59:55 AM »

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brownbag.
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like youd know what to do with it.
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personally. i would put that shit over her head.

i doubt she would want to register herself as a sex offender.

ahlee · « **Reply #42 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:01:06 PM »

Quote from: dem hoes squawkin levitra on January 23, 2008, 11:59:55 AM

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brownbag.
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like youd know what to do with it.
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personally. i would put that shit over her head.
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i doubt she would want to register herself as a sex offender.

HAHAHAHAHA

//////////// · « **Reply #43 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:01:22 PM »

Quote from: skatebored on January 23, 2008, 10:35:20 AM

i'd hit it. then try to date her. then she'd stop calling and i'd miss her.

i'd hit it and miss her calls sk8erfag

Sleazy · « **Reply #44 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:08:58 PM »

Quote from: tony cox hox on January 23, 2008, 11:44:57 AM

Sleazy was a dogger

i had a few things that i needed to get out of my system before commiting to the long haul

what's the fun in being single if you don't ever get laid?

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #45 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:09:55 PM »

Quote from: Jura on January 23, 2008, 11:27:02 AM

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I really wish DV would chime in. I really want to make a comment about the possiblity that the turtle neck could be hiding something.
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Like what, a fucking tracheotomy hole?

Or worse, an Adams apple.

skatebored · « **Reply #46 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:13:26 PM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on January 23, 2008, 12:09:55 PM

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Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on January 23, 2008, 10:44:40 AM
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I really wish DV would chime in. I really want to make a comment about the possiblity that the turtle neck could be hiding something.
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Like what, a fucking tracheotomy hole?
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Or worse, an Adams apple.

fuck...you guys are right.

dem hoes squawkin levitra · « **Reply #47 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:14:06 PM »

could just be a fear no man tattoo.

TotallyAwesome · « **Reply #48 on:** January 23, 2008, 01:28:25 PM »

Quote from: Jura on January 23, 2008, 09:47:49 AM

Like the juice man said, Im too good looking for her.

Id certainly let her blow me and then bang her.

I wouldnt talk to her sober though, shed think I liked her or someshit.

i've met you and i'd have to say you're not too good looking for her...but you already know that.

Jura · « **Reply #49 on:** January 23, 2008, 01:32:59 PM »

Quote from: TotallyAwesome on January 23, 2008, 01:28:25 PM

i've met you and i'd have to say you're not too good looking for her...but you already know that.

Im sure.

Cause I totally go around introducing myself as "Jura" from the Slap board.

TotallyAwesome · « **Reply #50 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:28:16 PM »

should i continue?

TotallyAwesome · « **Reply #51 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:29:18 PM »

actually, i'm just fucking with you....

you can think you're too pretty for that chick.

Jura · « **Reply #52 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:32:48 PM »

Do I have a stalker??

Who the fuck are you?

PM'ed.

StokedTaco · « **Reply #53 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:35:16 PM »

Quote from: Jura on January 23, 2008, 02:32:48 PM

Do I have a stalker??

Who the fuck are you?

PM'ed.

he's on to you Jura.

skaterdavid · « **Reply #54 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:36:22 PM »

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Do I have a stalker??

Who the fuck are you?

PM'ed.
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he's on to you Jura.

woah thats creepy

brent · « **Reply #55 on:** January 23, 2008, 05:12:16 PM »

are we talking about the same kind of dogging Sleazy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_(sexual_slang)

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #56 on:** January 23, 2008, 08:24:07 PM »

If you knew she was 14 would you still tap it? Would 15 make or break it?

Bill · « **Reply #57 on:** January 24, 2008, 12:16:12 AM »

I'd hit it In a heartbeat. I wouldn't think twice about it. I know I've banged worse looking girls.

MR INTERNET · « **Reply #58 on:** January 24, 2008, 12:26:38 AM »

if i do indeed anal her, it'd be a fetish of mine to have 'mr internet' drawn in a large obnoxious sheckler font all across her back.

stagefright · « **Reply #59 on:** January 24, 2008, 01:21:11 AM »

id hit reed with a car